DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Does Phil wear diapers?

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@Cucktry Roads Repzion has officially joined the dented side as hes now going full on ICS mode by donating to Phil just to get his attention and plead for a SF6 match the fact that he has to resort to this just to get lolcows attention is just sad and pathetic
Fucking hilarious how DSP is telling him he used to be a pro and he would stomp him. Pretty sure people who have never EVER played a fighting game picked up SF6, sniped him and beat him fuck off DSP.

LOL 20 minutes ago "who is andy?" now he is talking about how Warski wanted to play him in fighting games but DSP didn't cause he would murder him.
 
Fucking hilarious how DSP is telling him he used to be a pro and he would stomp him. Pretty sure people who have never EVER played a fighting game picked up SF6, sniped him and beat him fuck off DSP.

LOL 20 minutes ago "who is andy?" now he is talking about how Warski wanted to play him in fighting games but DSP didn't cause he would murder him.
I haven't played a fighting game in like 25 years. I'm willing to bet $20 I could get the game and immediately beat his ass without doing any practice, tutorial, etc first.
 
some of these are pretty funny

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LOL 20 minutes ago "who is andy?" now he is talking about how Warski wanted to play him in fighting games but DSP didn't cause he would murder him.
Phil says this every time somebody challenges him who isn't a FGC player, but at the same time he says nobody wants to play him because they're scared.
Considering how much he plays in casual, I don't see how an exhibition would be so difficult, after all, Phil is so good it should be over fast.
 
Phil says this every time somebody challenges him who isn't a FGC player, but at the same time he says nobody wants to play him because they're scared.
Considering how much he plays in casual, I don't see how an exhibition would be so difficult, after all, Phil is so good it should be over fast.
"Nobody wants to play him because they're scared"
More like
"Nobody else on earth bases their entire personality, reputation, self-confidence, belief system and personal happiness off of a simplistic, old as fuck, children's fighting game on a children's gaming console"

(And even those that play these games seriously, no one gives that much of a fuck about it. They don't play with Phil because he is a pariah.)
 
While Phil's internet was dying, we caught a rare glimpse of his unfiltered dent head.

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As should come as no surprise to anyone, we can see that the space where his frontal lobe should be is entirely missing.
 
Incredible gameplay tonight let me give you the highlights "whats next?" "anyone know?" "how do I do that?" there you go that is the gameplay of Rimworld.

Also bitching about attendance with a goal already hit multiple times.
 
So RetardSydePhil says that he can’t figure out how to do something in Rimworld. The dents audience tells him to look it up. Phil being lazy/retarded/useless, tells them he can’t because he’s an "interactive streamer." Phil in turn pauses the game and sits waiting for someone to tell him what to do.

One has to wonder just how this fuckhead did his homework in school.

And yes, he did just rip a fart before getting up to go to the bathroom.

 
In 2026 it would seem thusly: Phil's life has significantly worsened and he's gone up (or down) another layer of Dante's inferno and is suffering.

Surely he's on the penultimate level of hell now.
 
LOL 20 minutes ago "who is andy?" now he is talking about how Warski wanted to play him in fighting games but DSP didn't cause he would murder him.
What's funnier is that Tardski challenged Phail to Tekken, not SF, and Tekken is a game series Phail is notably extremely shit at. I watched Tardski play Tekken and he's slightly better than Phail. But since piggy got a fluke 4th place win in some shitty neo-geo conversion of Super Turbo, suddenly he's on the same level as Knee or Ulsan when it comes to Tekken.
 
What's funnier is that Tardski challenged Phail to Tekken, not SF, and Tekken is a game series Phail is notably extremely shit at. I watched Tardski play Tekken and he's slightly better than Phail. But since piggy got a fluke 4th place win in some shitty neo-geo conversion of Super Turbo, suddenly he's on the same level as Knee or Ulsan when it comes to Tekken.
It's wild how much DSP just didn't want to do ANYTHING that would potentially be good content with KC. Imagine a FT10 in SF6 and then a FT10 in T7 vs Warski that they built up to over multiple weeks of cutting promos and shit on each other easy money for everyone but nope all DSP wanted to do was fucking guntbusters.
 
I assume that $50k came with the expectation that Phil was going to do performances like boxing and staged shit like Wingo pushing his FAT wife and Boogie destroying his awffice. Phil would be terrified just seeing these people IRL, so it is a lot for him. And the recent $1k offer was immediately shut down by LTG, so Phil could do his usual above it all act.
FWIW I don't remember Tommy C having to do those things and they didn't really become the "we'll do anything for your money show" until Tommy left in my opinion.
I remember an episode of WPIG where some television programme wanted FGC players and Phil's instant reaction was to shit on it because there were some physical activities involved. He's always been deathly afraid of it but it's never occured to him that he can negotiate the terms. He just refuses and gets ready to make fun of everyone who gets involved. He's stuck up. Can't live life being afraid to make a fool of yourself once in awhile.
 
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