💼 Careercow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Y2K Baby]

At this point the question we should be asking is what are the things Alex haven't in Yandere Sim yet?

Quality.

 

[CWCissey]

At this point the question we should be asking is what are the things Alex haven't in Yandere Sim yet?

FUCKING OSANA.

 

[Accel_Rider]

At this point the question we should be asking is what are the things Alex haven't in Yandere Sim yet?

A videogame.

 

[Fox]

At this point the question we should be asking is what are the things Alex haven't in Yandere Sim yet?

A yandere character.

 

[ITSAFUCKINGORANGE]

At this point the question we should be asking is what are the things Alex haven't in Yandere Sim yet?

Good coding.

 

[SargonthanyAkkatana]

I'm surprised nobody is talking about this.

Spoiler

Is she giving that bottle a blowjob or something?

She has the saggiest ass in the world.

 

[Blanche Bleach]

At this point the question we should be asking is what are the things Alex haven't in Yandere Sim yet?

originality

 

[Cupcake9]

@Cupcake9 I don't think you've done this one yet.

Pls fix.

Sure thing

 

[Jerkop]

I attempted to fix the image and I think I've spent way more time than it's worth, but it was a nice in-depth study of everything that's wrong with women in Alex's fetish world:

List of (attempted fixes):

1) Those BJ lip
2) That blushing face for Bottle-sama-desu
2) Those breasts
3) Those undies
4) Those scars

Enough Eva for today...

 

[eequalsmc2]

I'm surprised nobody is talking about this.

Spoiler

Is she giving that bottle a blowjob or something?

Let's not forget the fact that Alex is a talentless hack, so he probably forced some poor soul to draw this up for him for free...under the pretext of contributing to his "game".

Hell, the original artist no doubt made something that was reasonably sexy and beautiful for the game but Alex being the pervert that he is forced him to ratchet up certain "features" for so he can use it for masturbation material.

 

[M1A1]

These edits give me life, good job guys

 

[A Sign]

And guys, for those who don't know or don't wish to go 100s of pages back his "ITS NOT A HENTAI GAME, GUYS" fetish sim has shown up on websites that are full of Japanese porn, hentai & porn game ads (one ironically enough having articles about pedo teachers getting arrested, and the like)

First one: https://www.sankakucomplex.com/search/?gquery=yandere+simulator&commit=Submit+Query (warning: though adult content/nudity is not viewable by default there's still lots of adult advertising)

And I don't remember the other one aside from it being full of hentai games, Gmod & sfm porn

 

[IngusNSFW]

At this point the question we should be asking is what are the things Alex haven't in Yandere Sim yet?

Make an actual simulator.

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

At this point the question we should be asking is what are the things Alex haven't in Yandere Sim yet?

Add anything without spoiling them in his videos.

 

[Tundra]

At this point the question we should be asking is what are the things Alex haven't in Yandere Sim yet?

Actual gameplay

 

[ES 148]

I think this is probably appropriate given the intent behind the image:

Spoiler

 

[IAmNotDavid]

I think this is probably appropriate given the intent behind the image:

Spoiler

Wyświetl załącznik 236622

God that thing is small.

So an accurate representation of Alex's penis.

 

[Kiui]

Wow guys, amazing improvement!

Meanwhile, I've been doing this:

Spoiler: Another crappy edit

Yeah, not really impressive, but damn....what's the point of a goddamn apron if it doesn't protect your clothes AT ALL?

 

[Blanche Bleach]

Wow guys, amazing improvement!

Meanwhile, I've been doing this:

Spoiler: Another crappy edit

Yeah, not really impressive, but damn....what's the point of a goddamn apron if it doesn't protect your clothes AT ALL?

i think it's just her face that looks a little strange, but i'm loving the edit!

 

[ITSAFUCKINGORANGE]

Wow guys, amazing improvement!

Meanwhile, I've been doing this:

Spoiler: Another crappy edit

Yeah, not really impressive, but damn....what's the point of a goddamn apron if it doesn't protect your clothes AT ALL?

It wasn't a mistake to make this edit because it shows how much Alex wants his artist to give every single fucking girl huge ass thighs to appeal to himself.