I like to have fun with fans.

[UnwiseKhan]

CALLING ALL FANS!! I AM CALLING ALL FANS!!! IMMEIDATELY!!!! HELP!!!!

Reporting and ready for duty, Commander. What would you have your fans do?

 

[TL 611]

Oh shit guys we have terrorists amongst us.

I'm scared, what do we do?

 

[Enig]

CALLING ALL FANS!! I AM CALLING ALL FANS!!! IMMEIDATELY!!!! HELP!!!!

Artillery computers are armed and aimed at your home. Halt CIAdude or the barrage will hit home in approximately one minute twelve seconds.

 

[ParkourDude91]

Can't turn off Islam bro
Enjoy your fatwah

i WILL TRAVEL TO MECCA I WILL NOT JUST TURN IT OFF I WILL SHUT IT ALL DOWN FOREVER!!! ISLAM IS A FUCKING VIRUS AND I AM THE CURE!!

 

[Smutley]

I AM CALLING ALL FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RALLY ON ME!!!!!!

I've got your back, Jace. let me call my old DoD connections and see if anything can be done on my end.

 

[Ivan Komarov]

الاهتمام لجميع أتباع النبي الكريم محمد صلي الله عليه وسلم. هذا هو الفتوى الرسمية ضد جيس وليام كونورز بتهمة ارتكاب جرائم ضد الله. الطائفة الكورة يتمنى لكم كل التوفيق في جلب ضوء إنقاذ الله للسيد كونورز. بأي وسيلة هي موضع ترحيب لتحقيق هذا الكافر إلى العدالة

 

[The Knife]

I AM CALLING ALL FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RALLY ON ME!!!!!!

YOU HAVE MY SWORD

 

[ParkourDude91]

I have to stop now Im getting too stressed. I have to go.

 

[CatParty]

i WILL TRAVEL TO MECCA I WILL NOT JUST TURN IT OFF I WILL SHUT IT ALL DOWN FOREVER!!! ISLAM IS A FUCKING VIRUS AND I AM THE CURE!!

JACE I THINK THEY FOUND THE CENATION! IT'S AN ALL OUT ATTACK

 

[Dork Of Ages]

i WILL TRAVEL TO MECCA I WILL NOT JUST TURN IT OFF I WILL SHUT IT ALL DOWN FOREVER!!! ISLAM IS A FUCKING VIRUS AND I AM THE CURE!!

Jace, I thought your mom said to not say anything racially sensitive.

 

[ParkourDude91]

I have to go I am sorry I need to do my breathing excersizes I will be back in 10-15 minutes

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

I AM CALLING ALL FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RALLY ON ME!!!!!!

CWCKI Militia armor unit Delta 1 Reporting in.

 

[Enig]

I have to stop now Im getting too stressed. I have to go.

Quabbin units are prepared to go any moment. JDAMs and artillery, Jace. It is unwise to fall back now.

 

[TL 611]

I have to stop now Im getting too stressed. I have to go.

dont leave us alone with these villains!

 

[FlyAwayNow]

Thread music:

 

[Male]

you terrorist scum is fucked

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

Live image coming from the ground war. Al Gamerfood isn't letting up but no casualties so far!

 

[ParkourDude91]

I would like this thread locked and/or deleted please.

 

[KatsuKitty]

You're the boss.