💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Soapmore]

The Rekieta heteroflexible creepshow will never end until he ends but the Hampton prostitute / "pornstar" is just April without the Keanu air cover. Someone more vulnerable or so she seems. Given that Scarlet already said her mother's a lawyer this could be a whole new level of hilarious on the way down though.

Scarlett has the skinny body and broad shoulders that Nick himself wishes he has.

But more to the point she's true to his self-described type. Thin, young, petite and in this case dreamily attracted to older men, if only performatively. She could only be better for him if she had an anime face and lived within walking distance. Alas, he already sold that other house. If he could get in contact with his other favorite pubescent starlets, I'm sure he would likewise try to line something up with them (and maybe he has).

ETA: Come to think of it, maybe this is the only reason Rekieta streams anymore, to get the daggerpussy-tier sluts. He doesn't need the money, he doesn't have the reputation among peers anymore, but he could get the clout-thirsty THOTs. Probably rate me late on this, others have probably thought of it already.

 

[S1apSh0es]

She looks like a teenager on top of all of this shit.
Nick ain't beating the allegations any time soon.

A couple years ago on stream Rekeita said one of his favorite Pornstars was Kenzie Reeves...... He has a type.

 

[Nova902]

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> Kill dog
"Oh no, our dog died accidentally while we were on vacation and our kids are distraught! My fat whore busted wife Kayla, I will buy a new one, but only if you let me cheat on you with this pornstar I've already been talking to!"

All according to keikaku

Scarlett also confirmed Nick has been talking to her on the phone. I assume its to book her for Hackimania

 

[Big Dick Dave]

Via Scarebro on Twitter. Scarlett talks to Nick on the phone and will be at Hackamania.

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Scarebro 💀 🦴 - Alleged Internet prostitute Scarlett Hampton reveals that she has spo... #2 [20...mp4

By the way, this is Scarlett at her most coherent.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AeBpuANjcuQ

It's things like this and that post about all the Insta whores Nick has been following that makes me chuckle every time I read this thread and see someone still call Nick a cuck. Methinks it's Kayla who's currently the cuck in their marriage.

Is Kayla aware of what her husband has been up to on his phone? Does she even care?

Man, I fucking nailed it. Kayla's the cuck with no idea who Nick's been talking to on his phone. And I got rated "dumb" and "lol."

Nick's dumb and lol. Highly doubtful Scarlett is the only one who he's wading into these waters with. She's just likely the only public figure.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

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Scarlett also confirmed Nick has been talking to her on the phone. I assume its to book her for Hackimania

I wonder when Rekieta will graduate to having disposable people get into toxic substances while they're being looked after by a friend

 

[Vibralldo]

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Scarlett also confirmed Nick has been talking to her on the phone. I assume its to book her for Hackimania

She specifically said he talks to her "like a person" on the phone so he's either buttering her up to have sex with her at hackamania or is having phone sex and exchanging nudes already

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Meanwhile Branca is on with Megyn Kelly debating the Pretti shooting. Does it ever penetrate (yuk yuk yuk) Rekieta that this was the life he could have had, and he could also still have been a degen on the downlow, if he had the brains G-d gave the common dog?

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Meanwhile Branca is on with Megyn Kelly debating the Pretti shooting. Does it ever penetrate (yuk yuk yuk) Rekieta that this was the life he could have had, and he could also still have been a degen on the downlow, if he had the brains G-d gave the common dog?

He's too lazy to have ever made that life happen, even if he wasn't a complete degenerate.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

>body cam footage dismissed
>legal eagle crying like a bitch about ICE
>got rid of the old pup to get the newer younger one
Nick stacking Ws

Will he have the energy to stream? He has not even posted about this on X to gloat.

How horrifying to have a man who claims he is not required to respect his wife unless he said very specific 'magic words' in the ceremony. Applying critical theory to your marriage seems like a bad idea.

Meanwhile Branca is on with Megyn Kelly debating the Pretti shooting. Does it ever penetrate (yuk yuk yuk) Rekieta that this was the life he could have had, and he could also still have been a degen on the downlow, if he had the brains G-d gave the common dog?

So are all politically conservative talking heads, I am informed. Sex, drugs, and corruption taint all pundits and polititicans.

 

[JT Marlin]

Oh boy....
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Please please baby Jesus, let them hookup... no way he'll stay sober....

 

[Buster Bloodvessel]

Oh boy....
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Man hands. No waist. No boobs. Nick shoulders.
Is that a tranny?

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

So he went from a junkie whore to a famous junkie whore.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

So he went from a junkie whore to a famous junkie whore.

If ever he was going to get beaten to a pulp and robbed, fucking this prostitute in Las Vegas is the way to get the job done.

 

[not william stenchever]

So he went from a junkie whore to a famous junkie whore.

The new junkie whore probably has less self respect than the previous one on account of doing full-on porn.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Scarlett is an extremely fragile and vulnerable person. She’s talked about being molested by an uncle and other traumas, she’s on psychiatric meds, and is still going through a bad breakup with a violent POS who is such a petty bitch he threw her baby blanket (that her mother made her) in a fire. And at her age, her brain hasn’t even finished forming.

Of course Nick made her his latest target for gross flabby old dude creepiness.

 

[honse]

A couple years ago on stream Rekeita said one of his favorite Pornstars was Kenzie Reeves...... He has a type.

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Ewww he's so gross. I can't believe I ever liked him, seeing what he is now. Sometimes I miss the early days of Rackets but I realize he's always been this way he just hid it before to try to appeal to the audience he had at the time.

 

[Obsul]

I'm seething over the fact that I took too long to come to this thread to make a Rekieta/Alex Pretti joke.

 

[honse]

Out of pure spite I hope Ralph hits it first.
(My image didn't send the first time.)

 

[Vibralldo]

if he had the brains G-d gave the common dog?

That's why he killed the dog

Jealousy

 

[Law]

He’s quoting Bukowski to try and ingratiate himself to that drugged-out porn star, who was quoting him on MLC.

Poor Nick. Can't get the drugged-out porn star to notice him with drugs anymore, so he has to resort to hack hipster poetry written by a smelly drunk.

Imagine cheating on the mother of your children with a pornstar

She’s talked about being molested by an uncle and other traumas,

Are there any porn stars who aren't survivors of childhood sexual abuse? I think doing porn is basically a symptom of having been molested.
Anyway, she certainly seems like Nick and Ralph's type.