How uppity latinos and SEA people get about people getting their names wrong (IDK why them, but they seem to have a collective stick up their asses about it. Inferiority complex?)
it turns into kvetching about "REEEEEEEEEEEE RACIST WHITOID COLONIZER SCUM"
Teacher calls you by the wrong name and insists that's what he call you? It can't just be he's a stupid ignorant bastard, it's a FFFFFFFFUCKING WHITE MALE DOING A HECKIN' RACISMARINO MICROAGRESSION
Nothing I hate more than a fucking "pity me pity me" eternal victim complex. I've become a racist out of sheer fucking spite. I treat liberals like the retarded attention seeking toddlers they are. "REEE WYPIPO COLONIZER SCUM" "that's nice dear, go play with your tonka trucks"
I DEADASS saw some braindead bitch on tumblr try to mental gymnastic her way into "Irish aren't white because they were colonized" because "white" is synonymous with "mayo demon created by Yakub made to subject all the brown people" to these fucking mushbrains and it would be like a bath of holy water for the words "white people can be discriminated against" to pass her lips.
Catastrophizing libshits can eat my ass.
I got a common name that has like 4 derivatives and I get called all of them, and you don't see me fucking shitting my pants and crying about it because I'm not a thin-skinned sissy. Bring back spanking.
EDIT: Them: my name is John
Teach: ok your name is Johnathan
John: You are LITERALLY HATECRIMING ME TO DEATH, FFFUCKING WHITE MALE
JESUS CHRIST I JUST FUCKING CAN'T WITH THESE PEOPLE
Can I just say I love this site. Last fucking bastion of truly freeze peach. You know this'd get me banned in a second anywhere else controlled by the liberal cucks.
Double edit, second example: You're a white man walking down the street. It's dark and someone's approaching you. Being the antisocial faggot you are, you're unable to ask them to move to the side to let you pass so you cross the street instead. That's all there is to it. Meanwhile, the person you passed was black and immediately starts to think "he crossed the street cuz I'm BLACK and he's a RACIST WHITE MAN AND IT'S A MICROAGRESSION AND HE'S BASICALLY A KLAN MEMBER WHO WANTS TO HANG ME FROM A LAMP POST"
That is, UNIRONICALLY, how obsessed these people are with their victim status. It's peak, textbook narcissism. Absolutely everything anyone does that they perceive as "wrong" or "rude" is a personal slight.
