🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

[Ygolonac]

"How could this asshole who is rich and famous, with a big dick and even bigger muscles EVER get a girlfriend? HE'S BULGARIAN!!!"

 

[MA5B]

"How could this asshole who is rich and famous, with a big dick and even bigger muscles EVER get a girlfriend? HE'S BULGARIAN!!!"

It's a valid question.

 

[Ms. Dia Gnosis]

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this ugly ass turkey bro

I've seen a few videos of this guy and whenever he implied he wasn't a virgin, I had to stop and think about what kind of mentally sick women he was manipulating into having sex with him.
Clearly they all had to be at rock bottom to find him attractive enough to let him have sex with them. Dude's ugly both inside and outside.

 

[germs]

"How could this asshole who is rich and famous, with a big dick and even bigger muscles EVER get a girlfriend? HE'S BULGARIAN!!!"

I cant believe he converted this into a W so fast, never seen anything like it

 

[MA5B]

I cant believe he converted this into a W so fast, never seen anything like it

Women are notoriously bad at estimating the size of a penis, particularly if they don't have much experience. Men also lie a lot about it. The lack of lubrication would also make it feel 'bigger' than it would otherwise, so even if they do have enough experience to discern its relative size under normal conditions, it still wouldn't be that accurate of an estimation. Maybe his penis pictures will leak and I'll be exposed as having been coping, but something tells me I won't be that broken up about it and will probably have a good laugh regardless.

 

[Gas18697]

I watched the stream from null. Poor old augie all he wants is fucking brown man and kids like the purrer wants him to.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Yessss more exxxxxs, it's just like Scott Pilgrim but gender swapped!

But I can promise you they didn’t MAKE him like that.

There's gonna be some Dark and Twisted origin story isn't there? I wonder who bad touched his butthole

 

[Levi]

Guys, I don't think he was entirely joking.

 

[MA5B]

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Guys, I don't think he was entirely joking.

 

[Shadow Banned By God]

...

 

[mentally retarded user]

Pretty boy swag. Ayy.
Pretty boy swag. Ayy.
Pretty boy swag. Ayy.

 

[dick tha master]

Bulgarian troglodyte

 

[Jungle_Bananas]

Augie definitely has something to hide given how hard he's sweeping for Tom.

Augie got doxed a few years ago during a stream by an infamous pedo who happened to work for Path.net who should not be named.

Said pedo alleged during the stream that Augie along with porn star Indigo White were the ones who supplied Andy Warski and Ethan Ralph with the CP they had on that ill fated stream they had "exposing" a pedo ring back in 2020

I did not take this seriously at the time because of the Path.net pedo's reputation, but when @Null brought up Augie having skeletons in his closet, I remembered this.

 

[dick tha master]

Post

 

[not william stenchever]

Women are notoriously bad at estimating the size of a penis, particularly if they don't have much experience. Men also lie a lot about it. The lack of lubrication would also make it feel 'bigger' than it would otherwise, so even if they do have enough experience to discern its relative size under normal conditions, it still wouldn't be that accurate of an estimation. Maybe his penis pictures will leak and I'll be exposed as having been coping, but something tells me I won't be that broken up about it and will probably have a good laugh regardless.

My takeaway from this is that for hard data (heh) congress would need to pass a bill mandating Penis Inspection Day.

 

[sipm of pol]

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Bulgarian troglodyte

its also a shame that Brandon Buchingham is liked so much.
the guy is a sex pest that worked as a teacher.

 

[dick tha master]

Josh claims a 4th (I believe he means 5th) accuser is imminent, as soon as her identity can be verified.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Tom likes violent sex with girls he can pretend are underage and who look like his ex. Women he did this with showed up to give receipts and did a livestream interview with Josh.

After this happened DeOrio and Augie have desperately tried to sweep and downplay all of this in a blatant and disgusting fashion. Their audiences and the internet in general have started to turn on them openly as they have begun to try and discredit the Farms, the same Farms they’ve built their careers on.

Oh and Tom may have fucked and paid for a troons surgery.

There you go.

Congratulations on being up to speed.

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Guys, I don't think he was entirely joking.

His brain must have been fried by Cynthia and Lusamine. But he's probably lusting after Serena, Dawn, May, and Misty.

 

[thhrang]

Said pedo alleged during the stream that Augie along with porn star Indigo White were the ones who supplied Andy Warski and Ethan Ralph with the CP they had on that ill fated stream they had "exposing" a pedo ring back in 2020

Zoom is wrong, as always, because a he is a retarded nigger pedophile that nobody should listen to, ever. Twoon was the person who found the pedo ring, wanted to make a YouTube-movement around it entirely for clout, the ring information was shopped around to YouTubers for a while because he wanted to make it 'a story', nobody big bit into it, it oribted shitters like Bowblax, Indigo White got it from Twoon, and then she gave it to Warski/Ralph from there, at least from what I can tell. I hear nothing about Augie in this chain of events. I think Zoom just wanted an excuse to dox someone.

Here is a timestamp from Augie's stream at the time where he asks Bowblax who the hell Indigo is.

And here is Twoon stating that he got Indigo involved himself.

 

[dick tha master]

Didn't he say that gamers are losers before?