🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[YouTube Autist]

I concede, even Jews aren't as penny-pinching. He is worse.

Thank you, that's better.

 

[Airstrip One]

Greer is apparently blind to the reason that so much is known about his activities and perennial grasping bastardry, outside of that which he unwisely chooses to scatter across the stony ground of social media: It is because he consistently preserves his sleaziest moments in the amber of speculative legal filings.

Making judicious use of anime plushies and giant wheels of cheese, you could efficiently wipe out the command structure / digital architecture of the Kiwi Farms in some kind of Mossad-style pager attack, but this legal paper trail isn't going away. On the contrary, it's stacking up like the first draft of an autobiography of an unrepentant douchebag.

I am of the opinion that it will take some time in the big house for Greer to reflect upon his poor life choices, at least to the extent where he stops firing off lawsuits like a man spraying a crowd of country music fans with automatic weapon fire from the window of a Vegas hotel room. What are the chances of criminal charges taking root in this case?

 

[East_Clintwood]

So they told you to come back to work on the 14th, you said no you want to come back on the 20th instead, but that somehow isn't you rejecting an offer to return to work on the 14th?

Are you sure Russ, because I thought that your little uwu paralegal brain didn't let you understand arbitration agreements:




Jesus Christ you're literally complaining in your other lolsuit that prostitution is such a touchy topic you can't get 5 people to publicly support your stupid legalization efforts but you still thought it was an appropriate topic for randos at work?

Holy shit I'm not sure I can make it through much more of this, I think I need to wait til later when I can drown the stupid with some nice scotch.

This lawsuit is already such a nugget, god damn I needed some new lawsuit developments.
The other ones are all boring and not producing anything lul-worthy.

Even Aaron Imholte has stopped being retarded, thank god for Russell "Retardious" Greer.

I'm not sure if you've seen it, but if you haven't and want a lul-worthy suit you may want to check out Acerthorn's latest lolsuit where he's suing the American Arbitration Association because he wanted them to deal with his cases NOW NOW NOW, so he could file more lolsuits against his previous employers.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Are you sure Russ, because I thought that your little uwu paralegal brain didn't let you understand arbitration agreements:
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You'd think Greer would be an expert on arbitration after his AGT lawsuit. Really can't wait for the company's response on this. Kinda hoping that since Greer managed to personally draw the president's attention that Geoff will personally seek to fuck Greer up.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He really stepped in a pile of shit and whacked the hornet's nest with this one.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Jesus Christ you're literally complaining in your other lolsuit that prostitution is such a touchy topic you can't get 5 people to publicly support your stupid legalization efforts but you still thought it was an appropriate topic for randos at work?

I like to believe that Russell thought that this "le heckin troon ally must be a pro-sex advocate like me!" and became greatly confused when they/them didn't approve of his Nevada Desert rape shed plan.
Even Axewounds have a greater sense of morality.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He really stepped in a pile of shit and whacked the hornet's nest with this one.

You do not understand, propositioning your female colleagues to support your project to sexually exploit females in a brothel is what every employer needs to be ok with.
Russel is retarded, he even has the documentation to prove it.

 

[East_Clintwood]

You'd think Greer would be an expert on arbitration after his AGT lawsuit.

That's actually where the second quote about not understanding arbitration clauses comes from. That was back when he was desperately trying to back out, after agreeing, and get them to simply settle by giving him exactly what he wanted (sound familiar to anyone else?)

Really can't wait for the company's response on this. Kinda hoping that since Greer managed to personally draw the president's attention that Geoff will personally seek to fuck Greer up.

I'm hoping they'll kick the shit out of him as well, but between the fact they agreed to his stupid ass demands in the first place (especially since they talked about making payment off book) makes me worry they'll simply cuck out again.

I like to believe that Russell thought that this "le heckin troon ally must be a pro-sex advocate like me!" and became greatly confused when they/them didn't approve of his Nevada Desert rape shed plan.
Even Axewounds have a greater sense of morality.

Possibly. Personally I think it's more related to the fact he unironically thinks there's nothing wrong with whoremongering it's just he's the only one courageous to come out and say it, and that by engaging in any personal topic they were then clearly consenting to talk about his personal crusade to get him his penis sucked.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I hope they wipe the floor with him.

 

[Tiresome]

Unbelievable. Only Russtard could spin out a full on war from an instant victory.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Story in two parts:



Russ is his own worst enemy

 

[DavidS877]

Presumably since Viatron is based in California and Gree wants over $75,000 I wonder if they can try to have this removed to Federal court. I suspect Gree didn't try that originally since he knew those dastardly Kiwi Farmers were watching the Federal dockets like a hawk.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I wonder if Russ is aware that he cannot compel someone to make illegal payments

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

I love how everything he is claiming is directly contradicted by his own evidence. Since when is asking for a severance not quitting? He is such a retard.

I also love that Greeee can't not talk about brothels and whores wherever he is. Any normal person would know that regardless of what other people talk about at the office, talking about whores and brothels isn't going to fly. That would never dawn on Rusty, whores are just a part of life, like drooling and lawsuits for him.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I love how everything he is claiming is directly contradicted by his own evidence. Since when is asking for a severance not quitting? He is such a retard.

You simply do not understand. He was asking for a non-quitting severance. It may not exist as a concept, but he is entitled to it all the same.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Jesus Christ you're literally complaining in your other lolsuit that prostitution is such a touchy topic you can't get 5 people to publicly support your stupid legalization efforts but you still thought it was an appropriate topic for randos at work?

I'm gonna be honest I can't tell if this is a pooner or a troon. I'm assuming pooner because I doubt he was around and familiar with his coworkers enough to know a tranny's real name, let alone putting it in a filing. That being said, some part of me thinks Russell broached the topic with the pooner because some small, weird part of him may have thought "a trans supporter would make me look better, and she's still a woman so maybe I can hire her for some freaky Johns!"

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I'm not sure if you've seen it, but if you haven't and want a lul-worthy suit you may want to check out Acerthorn's latest lolsuit where he's suing the American Arbitration Association because he wanted them to deal with his cases NOW NOW NOW, so he could file more lolsuits against his previous employers.

I did see that, its quiet the lawsuit and nearly as dumb as what Greer is doing here.

But Greer has been shooting himself in the foot with all the filing fees he has been paying, while claiming poverty in the lawsuit against Null.
But we know, he has retard protection by the state, the judge won't do shit.

 

[Harvey Danger]

He really stepped in a pile of shit and whacked the hornet's nest with this one.

He's diving into the very technical and very well-explored area of contract law, acceptance and memorialization. This is the stuff lawyers and law professors debate for fun, the stuff that gets crafted into convoluted exam questions that lawyers remember their entire career.

Mr "paralegal by education" does not have the mental capacity to contemplate the technicalities he is raising, or the entire volumes of precedent he is about to get hit with.

Story in two parts:

A key bit in Restatement 39:

An offeree's power of acceptance is terminated by his making of a counter-offer, unless the offeror has manifested a contrary intention or unless the counter-offer manifests a contrary intention of the offeree.

If Russ made a counter-proposal, he voluntarily terminated his ability to accept the original deal. All his insistence that it was still accepted is negated by his own cite (as frequently happens with Russ).

He can try arguing the technicalities in the second half of that sentence, but (1) I don't think it applies, and (2) he has no idea WTF it is saying.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

I just finished reading Exhibit B, and I can't help but wonder if Geoff Erwin has fucked himself up by agreeing in writing to the $20,000 payment "off the books"?

Looks like he is engaging in some tax evasion here for Russell?

I think he meant "off the books" to mean dumping it into the "Miscellaneous Business Expenses" column, rather than marking it as "Payoff for Ratface extortionist employee"

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I believe I found the defendant. Viatron is a small, LA-based company specializing in document scanning, conversions, and management.

I see their professionalism is on par with Russell's.