Came across this photo taken earlier today of a collection of House Republicans gathered for the spending bill. A dude in there looks like he actually died a few days ago and that caught my eye, then the more I looked at it the more I noticed that each of these weirdos have a little something going, kind of like those /sp/ .gifs of fans in the stands. Here's all nine of 'em with some notes below:
1. Smartest man in the room. Head down, hair sliced back. Be a reed in the breeze, be a droplet in a pond, let it wash over you, this will pass.
2. If I’m fuckin’ lookin’ at you you betta be fuckin’ lookin’ back! Ed Helms has gone double undercover. First, he went undercover as this guy, as method-acting fodder for his first stab at oscar-bait non-comedic acting. Second, in this role(ofalifetime) he will play a an aging mafia caporegime who has one last job- goin’ undercover as ah fuckin’ hous represenadaah (coming this November)
3. 10/10 Evil Republican from a late 90’s movie. This is the politician of film that is presented with a moral choice and picks the selfish one, leaving a betrayed being (ally/the hero/ an orphanage full of children/ some type of lovable talking animal ) in peril.
4. That Fallout tv show promotional wax figure needs a touch up, it’s starting to scare the kids. The combination of a lively cowboy hat and the visage of a man who passed away long ago is quite the sight. I think he’s been up here on stage for 24+straight hours, frozen in that position, and the others just assembled near him when it was speech time.
5. Not the only one wearing makeup, but the one most obviously wearing makeup. Something about the camera’s perspective makes this 50+ year old man look like everybody’s nephew. “Little nephew Mikey is doing so well in his senior class president campaign speech!” all members of the gay polycule consisting only of his uncles said in unison.
6. This man has a plan. He’s seen the signs coming for months, if not years. He’s heard the alarm bells. He’s known this day, the day where it all had to end, was coming for a long time now. But he’s not afraid- he’s the type of guy to never neglect the importance of always having an exit route ready. The flight departs in 14 hours and he’ll kiss this chapter of his life goodbye.
7. Bernie's wicked cousin, Bruce Sanders has arrived. He loves hot weather and leisure, and he HATES pinkos and especially commies! As his vision began to fade he would sometimes ask himself“tick or mole? tick, or mole?”. But at a certain point he just stopped caring, either way it was nice to have a friend.
Good for him for being the only fella who doesn’t go though a box of hair dye a week. Super good for him for dominating and then consuming a weaker member of the house a mere 30 minutes ago.
8. I suspect this is a paid background actor ( reee soros!) to make the stage look more lively or, like, to subvert the house republicans for the Biden Woke Agenda or whatever. Or maybe that’s just Jane Lynch having a lark.
9. My mans has a haircut that we often see in a popular character archetype in films- the retarted jock. He looks like he’s thinking of his favorite Family Guy clip on youtube and that’s all he’s been thinking about for 15 minutes. He looks like he has a 55% success rate on pulling the pull side of a door and pushing the push side. This is what DEI-for-white-people hire would look like.
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