💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

That's a thing?

Hate to break it to you. But yes.

 

[p1138]

If he's hinting at gourmet pizza month in February, then he's already forgotten that Feb is AI battles month, that he announced less than a week ago:
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Didn't he already do a month of AI "chili" recipes last year, including the nasty seafood mess?

 

[Pig Cups]

Mupirocen cream/ointment, brother. Prescription grade. Fuckin' hand of God.

Hydrocortisone is just a bandaid. Of course your mileage may vary.

Thanks, fren, but I use ZO Skin Health. Medical-grade, no prescription necessary. Works better than anything I needed a prescription to get.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

There's so many good styles of pizza to try. While I generally get the classic New York style, I can appreciate a good Detroit pizza, especially with the crispy sides. Pride of Spice makes a really good pizza spice blend and Cavendish is an excellent salt to use on pizza.

 

[the khat quaffer]

nasty seafood mess

He should have done that late last year. Big brands like Great Value, Kroger, et al. had a PR clusterfuck where it was alleged they were getting seafood contaminated with cesium isotopes, popularly known as radioactive shrimp. The FDA called for a huge recall of frozen goods from those and other brands.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/grocery/stores/2025/12/23/frozen-shrimp-recall-radioactive/87894427007/

The full rundown of the somewhat complicated debacle is beyond the scope of this thread but it would be funny if his cellulose cheese was contaminated with cesium. Could have had a regular typhoid mary on our hands since he buys that shit by the wheelbarrow. Might have explained that nasty rash on his face.

Hate to break it to you. But yes.
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Maybe ISIS was on to something with that whole "death to America" thing.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If he's hinting at gourmet pizza month in February, then he's already forgotten that Feb is AI battles month, that he announced less than a week ago:
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I like how Jack likes to pretend he's this amazing cook and his chili would be a huge contender against this superintelligent, all-knowing AI's chili when in reality I'd rather eat chili cooked by hobos with what they found in the trash can than anything Jack cooks

 

[semitooth]

 

[souschef]

I like how Jack likes to pretend he's this amazing cook and his chili would be a huge contender against this superintelligent, all-knowing AI's chili when in reality I'd rather eat chili cooked by hobos with what they found in the trash can than anything Jack cooks

AI is absolutely dog shit at creating recipes, because they will get the step by step right, the technique right, but when it comes to cohesion it all falls apart. It's like those magic illusion tricks where from a far a picture looks right but when you get close it makes no sense. Jack could use AI to refine technique, but prefers to get AI do all the work. An AI lacks the human cook's palate to make something that taste good, it can work sometimes but most of the times it won't

Still, i'd rather go for the AI's version before eating anything Jack does

 

[Major]

Does Hammy shave fatty with a fucking weed whacker or something?

he used bbq sauce instead of shaving foam by accident

 

[Falcon Sebben]

AI is absolutely dog shit at creating recipes, because they will get the step by step right, the technique right, but when it comes to cohesion it all falls apart. It's like those magic illusion tricks where from a far a picture looks right but when you get close it makes no sense. Jack could use AI to refine technique, but prefers to get AI do all the work. An AI lacks the human cook's palate to make something that taste good, it can work sometimes but most of the times it won't

Still, i'd rather go for the AI's version before eating anything Jack does

Actually Fatty and AI are on the same level because there's no actual intelligence there. They both crib other recipes and pass them off as their own. The difference is AI version doesn't care if you like it or not.

 

[Super Hans v2]

he used bbq sauce instead of shaving foam by accident

As a former alkie, it would make sense if he kept emergency BBQ caches in random spots like behind the office cabinet and the toilet well.

 

[AnOminous]

Still, i'd rather go for the AI's version before eating anything Jack does

Anything Jack comes up with is 100% going to be absolute garbage. An AI might get it right by chance.

 

[Zeftax]

The difference is AI version doesn't care if you like it or not.

AI at least won't work with food with huge bacteria haven rings on, and will not use green meat for the chili. Homeless trash chili has maybe half/half chance of the meat being green, still better than Jack. I'd rather eat nontoxic glue pizza than raw, burned and spoiled chili.

 

[Radiator Grilled Cheese]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XbA8SgMxSzI

Who else but Jack Scalfani would travel to a Bavarian-themed town and go to an Irish pub?

 

[the khat quaffer]

Actually Fatty and AI are on the same level

Right you are. Jack operates as an LLM - Large Lard Monster.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XbA8SgMxSzI

1:18 *careless whisper starts playing*

hovered a little long on this page didn't we?

3:32 Tammy doesn't know how to eat nachos. It's finger food you stupid cunt.

4:05 Jackie got dry rub chicken wings - all that sodium. A quick websearch says a serving of 6 dry rub wings is ~2g of sodium. Shenanigan's website says they offer 6 or 12 wings and they definitely did not get 6. The beetus/triple bypass arc is a-comin'...beware the ides of March, Jack.

9.5/10, wholesome, everyone's happy. Lost some points cause I wanted to see Jack bite into the coin at 2:25 to see if it had chocolate in it.
Unless they wanna shuffle off their mortal coils, I really hope they shared with each other ... never mind, that's food for like 6 people. Tammy's nachos alone are enough for 3-4 people. Jeanette got two things.

(I know this joint that did the dollar bill gimmick in their dining room. Someone wrote "die nigs" on one of them and it stayed up for the longest time.)

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Chef Boyardee pizza is too high tone for Jack. I'd give him this nostalgic staple of middle-agefags who grew up poor, which Jack certainly qualifies as. The cheapest biscuit crust powder available and the cheapest grade-Z tomato sauce you can find, entombed within one red palace of failure. Don't be fooled by the 39 cents worth of cheese on the cover, you don't get any.

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The name is appropriate at least. It sounds like the culinary equivalent of crucifixion.

 

[Guntanator]

I love the part where Jack got so horny for food he shouted loudly and his mommywife had to tard wrangle him to settle down.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XbA8SgMxSzI

That food looks mediocre at best

 

[Steak Tartare]

Thank fuck Jack Russell Terrier Man Cooking Show Ready Lets Go has let the carnivore larp slip. There were a couple months in a row last year where it felt like every video was cheez overbaked to create some sort of crust, with sauze and meetgud and sometimes even more cheez piled on top. Now that he's fully thrown in the towel on pretending to be carnivore the the world has opened up with more choices for ingredients he can fuck up. Jack has been on a roll recently and that recent golden curry mac 'n cheese one is an all-time banger.

 

[Shartavius]

Why would Jack stop claiming to be carnivore just because he's filming himself eating non-meats? He's been doing that from the start. Despite his attempts to lie or cut around it, we know he indiscriminately inhales whatever is within reach.