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Persians and jews are the most annoying people you could ever talk to, they’re the reason why the Middle East hasn’t been stable for decades. I hope they equally destroy each other.
To anyone that hasn't met a Persian before, imagine a jeet that didn't practice hinduism and had an IQ higher than room temperature. They're obsessed with gold, their women are insufferable, and they're obsessed with status seeking. By all accounts, place a persian and a jew in the same room and they'll instinctively fight to the death over who can play nepotistic desert tribe the hardest. If it weren't for islam, persians would've kept curbstomping the middle east for the next 1000 years. Their ancestors went head-to-head with the romans as equals and only met their civilizational demise at the hands of arabs under the banner of islam.

I asked him how the Americans are 'taught' in school and he said America is actually treated pretty evenhandedly considering the whole war.
Why should America deserve special status as an enemy of Vietnam when they've fought a war against no fewer than five separate nations in the last century alone?
 
All this because the Ayatollah was too retarded to make sure they didn’t run out of water in the capital city of all places.
Its incredible how preventable the IRGC & regimes' downfall was. Some basic stewardship of their natural resources could have kept the country and government going for decades had they not squandered every opportunity.
Five Iranian banks are on the brink of collapse, including Bank Sepah, one of Iran's three largest banks and the primary bank for the IRGC and Iranian military - WSJ
Added PDF link since WSJ doesn't work with archives. Absolute bonkers policy that had an inevitable outcome.
 

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Its incredible how preventable the IRGC & regimes' downfall was. Some basic stewardship of their natural resources could have kept the country and government going for decades had they not squandered every opportunity.

Added PDF link since WSJ doesn't work with archives. Absolute bonkers policy that had an inevitable outcome.
Iran was fucked as soon as they gave the IRGC all of their oil profits. They can't afford to do that and continue to have a functioning economy but as soon as they do that, it inflates and makes all of the money they gave worthless unless it's in foreign currency. If they refuse to give the IRGC the oil profits and invest it in Iran, the IRGC will coup them.
 
Who's winnin fellas? I'm hoping for total regime change
Right now Total Sandnigger Death is way ahead on points.

Nobody is winning right now, but the government has a much, much better chance of winning in the end unless Holden Bloodchad (R-IA) gets what he wants
The government has completely intact armored columns. Well, as intact as is possible with Arab maintenance.

They are abominations against God and Rommel, but you don't need ERA blocks to roll over protesters armed with hope and dreams.

Yeah, I'm sure that rabid and homicidal islamist regime only went after real culprits, and didn't just use it as an excuse to kill anyone they didn't like.
You really believe that? Al jizzira at that? Just how retarded can a person be?
You've answered you own question.
"Retarded enough to believe Al Jizz"




I warn you, there is horror that happens below this line. Things worse and darker than @Gandhi's Left Hook 's hands.

You cannot unread this stuff. You cannot unlearn this stuff. You have been warned.

The Saudi royal family is probably genetically FUCKED as is the wider Arab ME, Pakistan and Bangladesh as cousin marriages there are 40-80% of the population. It's literally making each generation dumber/more feeble.
Here's the thing. Cousin Marriage isn't really what fucked the region, modern medicine has.

Think about it. They've been cousin fucking for almost 1500 years. But in the 1600s and 1700s they were still putting out capable leaders. Its really only fairly recently that the quality of the Islamic leadership has gone into the shitter and the reason is western medicine.

Ancient Egypt had lots of extremely cosanguinous marriage. Like Brothers and sisters fucking, the one woman pharoh married her nephew, the family tree does not really branch until the New Kingdom. But Egypt still put out very strong and effective rulers. The reason why is any non-hackers were killed. Baby ain't quite right? Killed by the preists.
The ones who were physically perfect, each child was essentially put under the care of a royal official, usually a priest. Your fortunes rested on the performance of your child. Basically asian parents on steroids.
The slow and downsy kids were passed by their superiors and the less capable ones never married or reproduced.
This plus some occasional imports of DNA from allies sending princes and princesses, or egypt sending princes and princesses and then the offspring coming back to egypt, is why you never get into a The Pyramids Have Eyes scenario.
The weak were purged.

They also had a LOT of kids. Like fucking lot lot. If the Mandel square says 75% of the kids will deformed retards, just have 16 kids and 4 should be alright.

The Islamic royal courts, and inbred families, USED TO have the same thing going on. Kids that weren't quite right didn't make it to adult hood. Then enter Western medicine and western values. Now these kids growing teeth in cysts on their back are surviving to marrying age.

In the later Ottomans were an exemption you can see that proves the rule. From 1300 to 1600, they were doing quite well. Then there is a sharp decline in the Sultans. And the reason for this was for the first part of the empire, they recreated - either accidently or intentionally - the Ancient egyptian creches. The strongest brother took the thrown.
The issue was what you did with the brothers who didn't make the cut. Initially they were left in the palace, but this gave them time to think up intrigues. A childhood of being at each other's throats engendered no brotherly love. So as you get above 1500, there was only one thing to do: as soon as you got to the throne, kill your brothers (and often uncles and cousins for good measure). The result, we see the sultanship stagnate and decline after the mid 1600's.

Jews have genetic testing programs that aspiring couples sign up to and submit dna samples to stop the chances of genetic diseases.

The issue was they needed to not just make the least utterly fucked matches today, they needed to make sure they could keep going on with cousin fucking and still have heirs that aren't completely downsed out. That's why they came for this guy's software because it would run predictive what-ifs out several generations. It might seem silly to spend several thousand dollars on software to do this, but given that quality horse jizz can go for hundreds of thousands and sometimes nearly a million, if you can get another generation or two out your thermos of Secretariat spooge, that software has more than paid for itself.
Now, full disclaimer here. This was news years party right before pandemic. In violation of the tenents of Islam, there was lots of alcohol being consumed. Especially by the Saud's family planner, which is why he was willing to talk about his very hush-hush project. But I think he NEEDED to talk.
But details might be missing or alittle off base.

He said he got an interesting look at ideas the person was considering, including inter-marriage with another islamic royal family, but that family was also cousin-marriage fucked and very closely related to the Sauds, so there wasn't enough gentic diversity. He kept trying to nudge them towards the obvious solution "Have sex for the purposes of procreation with someone who isn't a cousin from this long intermarried family" but that was a complete non-starter for reasons I cannot remember why exactly -just they were really dumb. Especially since what they really need is a new Y chromosome to avoid the fishstare.
He said when he was asked to help run simulations including inter-generational shit and storing sperm for use in later generations exactly like horses. "This must be what dog breeders feel like except its people".
 
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The Iranian Central Bank is printing money to continuously loan Iranian banks, aiming to help them stay afloat. Economists say it will cause an inflationary cycle- WSJ

Let's see how that goes:

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The plan to solve this is to print money aggressively to keep banks open, treat the bank run as a national security threat, carry out arrests on any negative economists, and force withdrawal caps
Lets try with the old Venezuelan standard

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Iran was fucked as soon as they gave the IRGC all of their oil profits. They can't afford to do that and continue to have a functioning economy but as soon as they do that, it inflates and makes all of the money they gave worthless unless it's in foreign currency. If they refuse to give the IRGC the oil profits and invest it in Iran, the IRGC will coup them.
Oil profits nothing. They got 400 billion tax free in unmarked cash dropped off on the tarmac by Muslim Deep Cover agent Obama for signing the stupidest, most cucked-out nuke deal (ffrom the US perspective), and burned through it all before Trump finished his first term.

All these people talking about "the IQ of Persians" are really high off their assses.
 
Hands? Where are the nose posts in this thread? Unless proven otherwise, everyone in this thread is Jewish and part of a Mossad effort to bring international banking to Iran. I'd joke about mandating homosexuality but Iran seems to be ok with that as long as you troon out first.
 
If the protestors lose their will depends on how bad the water situation really is. If they feel like they're going to die anyway due to severe drought, might as well die quickly with a bullet and take a chance rather than go home and die slowly of thirst.
 
Hands? Where are the nose posts in this thread? Unless proven otherwise, everyone in this thread is Jewish and part of a Mossad effort to bring international banking to Iran. I'd joke about mandating homosexuality but Iran seems to be ok with that as long as you troon out first.
Correct. This is why your financial independence is already over, goy child. Enjoy centralized banking.

 
If the protestors lose their will depends on how bad the water situation really is. If they feel like they're going to die anyway due to severe drought, might as well die quickly with a bullet and take a chance rather than go home and die slowly of thirst.
The water situation in Iran is extremely bad right now. They have 19 major dams that are below 5% capacity.

This wasn't helped by the 12-day war in June, where Israel apparently managed to contaminate water supplies and target some water and electricity infrastructure in northern Iran.
 
Colleague has been visiting his parents in Iran for past month. Was supposed to come back to work today. Didn't. :story:
I guess that is one less immigrant. Well I am a little bit worried and was expecting to hear some good inside info from the nation, but dude is nowhere in sight and has not send a message.
Gonna name dox him, Muhammad. Yeah that guy. Most likely just flights cancelled and no connections to send message, but I do hope he has not been executed at airport jail after some being a spy accusations.
Personal drama update. Man is in Turkey now. So got out of Iran at least.
 
The government has completely intact armored columns. Well, as intact as is possible with Arab maintenance.

They are abominations against God and Rommel, but you don't need ERA blocks to roll over protesters armed with hope and dreams.
I don't think they want to use the full Waffen-IRGC, that would really invite Trump to hit the total death from the air button. The biggest US aerial curbstomping since 2003
 
I don't think they want to use the full Waffen-IRGC, that would really invite Trump to hit the total death from the air button. The biggest US aerial curbstomping since 2003
I mean they already sent them full-auto locked and loaded against a mall full of discontents so I don't really think that's playing too hard into their math. I'm presuming that it is more they are scared of Typical Arab* Combat performance and the protesters now having some tanks.

*No else can tell the difference. And there hasn't been any difference since 1979. So suck it.
 
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