💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

You are a pepperoni of your own choosing, the only thing that confuses me is how a succulent slab of meat, a pepperoni, which is what you are, stalker, keeps replying in this thread after grinding itself through my own pepperoni grinder.
You are delusional, sausage child. Defamatory statements about my cured status constitues felony harassment, of which you are most guilty, stalker. Be sure that the wooden panel-clad walls will be closing in on you shortly. Enjoy prison.
 
What the fuck is Rick talking about now:
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Is that the Elon Musk?
 
What the fuck is Rick talking about now:
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Is that the Elon Musk?
What a retarded conspiracy when he could just go with a much more realistic simple one that I believe, that it’s just some fake CGI shit. God he is fucking insane and delusional. I don’t think Elon raped and killed someone before stuffing them into a suit and blasting them to Neptune in a Tesla.
 
What a retarded conspiracy when he could just go with a much more realistic simple one that I believe, that it’s just some fake CGI shit. God he is fucking insane and delusional. I don’t think Elon raped and killed someone before stuffing them into a suit and blasting them to Neptune in a Tesla.
Rick is so fucking redditbrain that he has everyone, including us, being comically stupid evil villains.
 
Rick is so fucking redditbrain that he has everyone, including us, being comically stupid evil villains.
I think it runs deeper than that. He has a completely insatiable need to present himself precisely how he envisions himself, the published gritty sci-fi author and street-smart tough motherfucker that has more to say about the world than anyone else, especially you. This desire to project his perfected self-image clashes directly with other people's (previously and extensively documented) observations of him and his behavior, to the point of him necessarily having to deny objective reality.

What I'm really wondering is where this stems from. Psychopathy is earmarked by the need to obessively fit into social groups, usually in a prestigious position in society. I don't know what happens behind closed doors at the SFWA, but they must be sick of him at this point so I doubt that's where he's climbing any ladders. Is he really just a retarded drunken narcissist?
 
Fatrick has alot of free time to sperg about the orange man.
I guess its the perks of being an award-winning author.
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"Leave your trailer park now and then" says world's biggest rube, who went to a restaurant in Paris wearing a Captain America tshirt and asked for scrambled eggs.
Who orders filet mignon well done, owns one set of four oddly shaped Dollar Tree plates, and thinks whole almonds are a food stylist’s secret garnish weapon.
 
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"Leave your trailer park now and then" says world's biggest rube, who went to a restaurant in Paris wearing a Captain America tshirt and asked for scrambled eggs.
This nigger literally lived in a trailer park during his stint in Florida, and he currently inhabits a 120 year old claptrap that he scored for a song only because the previous owner wanted to unload it and GTFO. His other two Milwaukee apartments before he got the hovel were in shitty neighborhoods as well.
He thinks that swimming in bat guano and ordering lasagna in the low-rent section of the Yucatan makes him worldly.
He traveled to Glasgow to eat kebab and drink Guinness, for fuck's sake.
 
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"Leave your trailer park now and then" says world's biggest rube, who went to a restaurant in Paris wearing a Captain America tshirt and asked for scrambled eggs.
Ok so Detroit is perfectly safe and doesn’t have a high crime rate and it’s a wonderful multicultural paradise, all the crime in the country actually happens in white rural areas because they are just lynching innocent niggers every day. Trump and Elon faked all the crime statistics of cities, if you wanna know the truth about it there’s never even been a crime in Detroit except for the times cops mowed down blacks on the way to church just for fun.
 
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"Leave your trailer park now and then" says world's biggest rube, who went to a restaurant in Paris wearing a Captain America tshirt and asked for scrambled eggs.
Patrick immediately picks up on the implied anti-black racism and has to prove Detroit isn't a crime-ridden shithole by... immediately admitting that he saw everyone breaking the speed limit. Which I believe, as Detroit is known for having low freeway speed limits that nobody follows. It's just surprising to me that he would admit it and play it as some kind of own. Cmon Pat, stick up for ya homies mah nigga!
 
General Fatton is laying out his new strategic vision for Iran:
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Maybe his ticker needed a break after he worked himself up so much over the fascist ICE agent who already put a gun to his temple and pulled the trigger while screaming, child.
FUCK Khomeini just got another year in power, at least. General Fatton is NEVER correct
 
With the 2026 Julays come and gone I am again reminded of how Patrick was robbed of LOTY 2023. He had the most consistent content and lulzy run of any cow but lost because the Mandy scandal broke for Crackieta right before voting began. It was an absolute travesty.

2023 was the year he finally paid Quasi. Holy shit, where does the time go?
 
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