💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I just like that we get access to guns in prison with which to dispatch ourselves.

Even the guards don’t have guns unless they just out the Vault.

 

[NaggotFigger]

He woke up reddened from last night dosage on cheapskate beer, and completely forgot that he “NO CHAYLDDDD” the pests instead of prisoning them. Nice sobriety attempt, stupid, still in the bar childing FASCYSS NAHTZEE baby child usual.

He’s as pink as a raw fresh uncooked pork rind that he can’t even fucking distinguish between a pest and a civilian at the same time whilst fatly defaming Nazi Fascist children . Still too raw after he got skewered on the bonfire.

Got beef in prison, Ymunkoke stalker? Enjoy Ymunkoke blackout in prison.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I like that Patrick goes for the extremely violent blowing your brains out approach of suicide to his stalkers.

"This is the shotgun you've chosen to suck-start, stalker. Ymunkoked."

 

[Troon Meet Noose]

ICE should just hire Pat. Instead of trying to capture and deport illegals, Pat will simply turn them into pepperoni.

Bulbheads don't have enough meat on their bones to make pepperoni.

 

[AltisticRight]

Yes. Patty Oinklinson is an unfuckable loser.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I just like that we get access to guns in prison with which to dispatch ourselves.

Even the guards don’t have guns unless they just out the Vault.

No, Tubby is dreaming of the CWO [Carlin World Order] in which all his enemies will enjoy the permanent prison farm formerly known as the State of Kansas, where we will all be able to communicate in a meaningful way with dangerous weapons and live ammunition, and thereby eliminate each other while he fatly enjoys the show on VNN and comments on Xitter.

 

[Post Reply]

I've never seen this one before, a reverse Trudeau? "If your enemies kill you, you win."

 

[Dean Pentel]

I've never seen this one before, a reverse Trudeau? "If your enemies kill you, you win."
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Titty Two-Chins definitely doesn't believe this because he'd never leave the safety of the half hovel to fight fascism. Or deep* down he knows he's a fucking idiot so he definitely isn't trying to die no matter how much of a true believer he claims to be.

*-pretty damn deep seeing as he's incredibly fat

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

No, Tubby is dreaming of the CWO [Carlin World Order] in which all his enemies will enjoy the permanent prison farm formerly known as the State of Kansas, where we will all be able to communicate in a meaningful way with dangerous weapons and live ammunition, and thereby eliminate each other while he fatly enjoys the show on VNN and comments on Xitter.

Patty's prison basically being the story of the Team Fortress II comics would ... actually make a lot of sense, and immediately be the best sci-fi story he's ever been involved with.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Look at this gem JeetTube just recommended me:

 

[Judge Holden]

Pig Man's two most recent xeets are

1. sneer-oinking about the ability of others to spell correctly
2. incorrectly spelling 'FBI'

 

[McMitch]

Pig Man's two most recent xeets are

1. sneer-oinking about the ability of others to spell correctly
2. incorrectly spelling 'FBI'

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What do you mean? GBI is correct: the Government Bureau of Investigations. I wouldn’t expect a Brit to know offhand…

 

[SCV]

He’s done that one before It’s right here

>tactic acceptance
Professional writer, everybody.

 

[Slapdragon]

>reacting his name.
Professional writer, everybody.

 

[Post Reply]

Patrick S. Uruklinson wants to send the hobbits to Isengard.

Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!

 

[Dropa5pack]

Someone post the Bossman response clip please.

 

[AnOminous]

What do you mean? GBI is correct: the Government Bureau of Investigations. I wouldn’t expect a Brit to know offhand…

This is where you choked to death on bangers and mash and died screaming on a soggy island. Enjoy Britain!

 

[IsaacShraeder]

All of his responses sound so similar I wouldn't doubt he doesn't even type them out anymore.

EVERY childing from Pat is bespoke, typed by his own fat hooves, as evidenced by the many typos he keeps making (which you would know if you'd read the last couple pages of this thread)

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This is 5,000 pages of validity to his claims he has a herd of weird rightwing degenerates following him around constantly spewing a bunch of bizarre racist gibberish and talking about wanting to rape him.

Hello, pink join date. If you actually read the thread, you'd see Patrick unites both the Left and the Right. Whatever else we disagree on, we can all agree he's a belligerent retard. Also, nobody here wants to rape him; again, if you read the thread, you'd learn he rapes African American boys (before grinding them into sausage.)

And I get this is like the grammar nazi of autism, but it's 4,700 pages, not 5,000. You could've easily checked that,

There were guys posting about him on Christmas Day.

Yes, they spent like two minutes before wandering off to have some eggnog.

If Pat really has NPD then you're riding along on his delusion that he's a heroic survivor that he uses to weave his personal narrative with people irl and uses to get real sympathy.

Sympathy from whom? He's alienated almost every ally he ever had.

Speaking of actual fans, when I first read this thread I thought he was going to be some nobody self-publisher who sold maybe 12 copies to some family members, it turns out his most popular novel has over 1,000 ratings on amazon which is honestly nothing to scoff at even if it's shlock. If 1,000 individual people take time to read you material and rate you I'd call that being a success at writing.

Tell me you don't understand success without telling me you don't understand success. If 1,000 people call your work slop, nobody's buying your next work, or the one after that.

At this point he probably copy pastes his stalker chyld catchphrases that keep you chasing his ball. All of his responses sound so similar I wouldn't doubt he doesn't even type them out anymore.

I'll say it again in big letters: READ THE THREAD. He types them out individually, leading to odd typos.

Now I need to ask: is this a bit, or are you just that retarded? Patrick doesn't care about his defenders or ballwashers, and besides, there's nothing to defend.

 

[Questions are a Burden]

"Also, nobody here wants to rape him; again, if you read the thread, you'd learn he rapes African American boys (before grinding them into sausage.)"

I know, it was hilariously funny the first time I read it so you better believe I was slapping my knee and crying the hundreds of thousands more times I saw it.

You sound fat. And retarded.