bear hammer definitely won't post on this website or websites about this website for the rest of his life

[Spectate]

Personally I would much rather be exposed for jerking off to pony porn and being a former vaush fan

The way you phrased this makes it sound like you still jerk off to pony porn.

Why are you STILL jerking off to pony porn nigga

 

[Cancer ♥]

Personally I would much rather be exposed for jerking off to pony porn and being a former vaush fan than to have domestic violence charges

Did you know that piece of my lore is based on a story I told about how my wife had three black sons, one of them disrespected me, so I tied the other two together by their nappy hair into pickaninny nunchucks and beat the fuck out of him?

I am moving out soon

This we can agree on, horsefucker

https://archive.ph/WIsZv

 

[Xev]

You forgot to include his quora post about how he got caught jerking off by someone who wasn't supposed to see. He already admitted to jerking off in the bathroom of his Target job. Dude is a chronic public masterbator and wonders why he can't cum when he fucks a woman.

Also, bear can take no solace in the fact he wasn't doxed by Cancer because he knew about all of this for weeks. Pretty sure he called bear Ronnie at one point and bear denied it. Don't make me find receipts you dumb fucking degenerate retard.

 

[bear hammer]

The way you phrased this makes it sound like you still jerk off to pony porn.

Why are you STILL jerking off to pony porn nigga

No, but it doesn't really matter what I really say because you will just believe whatever is more entertaining for you.

Still, even if I was, at least I am not a 40 year old druggie hobo with domestic violence charges.

 

[Retardation Kick]

Still, even if I was, at least I am not a 40 year old druggie hobo with domestic violence charges.

Considering he is a bit of a shitposter, is don't even think this is true untill proven.

 

[Figger Nucker]

That and I definitely did not expect Ken to give administrator level power to a retarded hobo felon who doxed his sister.

You've just described at least 3/4ths of the staff at Encyclopedia Dramatica. OF isn't any less retarded.

 

[Retardation Kick]

Encyclopedia Dramatica

What is the general consensus view of ED, here?

 

[Spectate]

You forgot to include his quora post about how he got caught jerking off by someone who wasn't supposed to see. He already admitted to jerking off in the bathroom of his Target job. Dude is a chronic public masterbator and wonders why he can't cum when he fucks a woman.

Also, bear can take no solace in the fact he wasn't doxed by Cancer because he knew about all of this for weeks. Pretty sure he called bear Ronnie at one point and bear denied it. Don't make me find receipts you dumb fucking degenerate retard.

He posted cap emojis in response to an answer. He didn't post about that, at least from what I can tell.

Also the Ronnie thing is true, I also remember Cancer calling him that beforehand.

 

[Figger Nucker]

What is the general consensus view of ED, here?

Ass napkins/10

 

[Xev]

He posted cap emojis in response to an answer. He didn't post about that, at least from what I can tell.
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Also the Ronnie thing is true, I also remember Cancer calling him that beforehand.

Oh shit that's probably where he got the idea from though

 

[bear hammer]

Also, bear can take no solace in the fact he wasn't doxed by Cancer because he knew about all of this for weeks.

He won't be given as much credit as @Spectate though.

Daniel was never 100% confident in the information he knew about me. If he was, he would have posted it. Spectate was the one who actually posted it.

 

[Xev]

For the record, your dox actually took like 25 minutes tops it just didn't come out until today.

 

[CallmeCicada]

>pony sex more fun than any religious text

 

[a-Lager]

I believed

 

[Cancer ♥]

"I might want to fuck underaged horses but at least I'm not a collection of shitposts in a trenchcoat"

 

[bear hammer]

For the record, your dox actually took like 25 minutes tops it just didn't come out until today.

It wasn't confirmed until today actually, and spectate was the only one confident enough to actually post it. Daniel was too retarded to actually be confident it was me.

"I might want to fuck underaged horses but at least I'm not a collection of shitposts in a trenchcoat"

Uhm ackually the horses are all in their 20s

 

[Xev]

Stay attending Claudio's School of Winning

 

[Spectate]

For the record, your dox actually took like 25 minutes tops it just didn't come out until today.

The phonebook info was found a month ago, we just weren't confident in posting it as it was just shots in the dark. I decided to look into it more today, the research in total took an hour, mostly because I looked through 13 pages of archived Xeets that were boring as shit.

Anyways @bear hammer I have a surprise for you (Thanks @neu)

people

deceased No names firstName RONALD lastName KOLB firstDate 01/01/2025 lastDate 11/01/2025 DOBs 01/06/2006 addresses fullStreet 9315 TUSCAN CT houseNumber 9315 streetName TUSCAN streetType CT city LINCOLN county LANCASTER state NE zip 68520 plusFour 1457 firstDate 12/01/2024 lastDate 12/09/2025 relationships relationshipType name DOB currentAge Parent firstName JAYME lastName BIRD firstDate 12/01/2024 lastDate 11/01/2025 03/14/1984 41 Parent firstName RONALD lastName KOLB 03/23/1974 51

 

[a-Lager]

Giving your little sperg the name "Ronnie" was just begging for your kid to turn out like Bear. No shot your mom wants a do-over in her 50s

 

[Retardation Kick]

Kiwi Histories: Bear Hammer

This is Ronnie Kolb, a known lolcow a-log, Addicted Kiwifarms paypig, banned and unbanned three times, Spastic blogger with poor opsec, A brony, alledgedly ERP'd with a Brazilian weeb, compulsive liar, took mushrooms and faked having a GF.

This is the history of Ronnie Kolb aka Bear Hammer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFW9_lNMOsc