bear hammer definitely won't post on this website or websites about this website for the rest of his life

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bear hammer powiedział(a):
Like I am not sure how I am ever going to explain myself to an employer and they look my name up and they see my posts from here.
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Let's be realistic here, you're never going to have a job that does social media checks. That's for big time corporate office type positions and you're clearly going to blue collar
bear hammer powiedział(a):
I was mentally preparing on how to defend my irl reputation if my family brought my kiwi and onion posts up
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Now this is a genuine concern. I wouldn't engage in such life ruination but I can guarantee someone would find it incredibly funny to send everything you've said to your "whore mother and cuck step-dad". Honestly, the best thing that could happen to you would be getting doxed. You're in severe need of some humbling life experiences to crush the shitty+malicious+entitled attitude out of you. Plus you're obviously not going to be moving out voluntarily since you waste your money buying toys.
Doxing you would be a kindness in the long run
 
Executive Petrel powiedział(a):
Who redpilled you, r9k or andrew tate?
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Bear Hammer comes from the Elliot Rodger school of unwarranted superiority complexes.

bear hammer powiedział(a):
lol I never insulted you I just gave you some shit.


Wrong thrice, stalker. Still never was fat. This is how you choose to kill yourself. Enjoy prison.
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Why are you suddenly Patposting? You've never once posted in that thread and have uttered the term 'stalker' like half a dozen times in all your post history. It comes across as very desperate for people to like you and think you're part of the 'in' crowd when really you just come across as a poser.
 
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DickMain powiedział(a):
Why are you suddenly Patposting?
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I'll venture a guess. He's been shopping around for a new forum to shit up, this time it's O&A. He has the brainlet habit of absorbing the shit people around him say through sperg osmosis, hence his dogshit 4chan incel opinions on manhood and sex
bear hammer powiedział(a):
Nigga I get worse scratches than this going through bushes this isn't gore pussy
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bear hammer powiedział(a):
@Vect I never said I liked my family, it's just when I feel like my reputation is threatened in some way, or I feel like I am being made fun of and if I don't stick up for myself I will always aim for the balls (say whatever I think will hurt / piss off the person the most) on anyone who is currently doing the shit talking to me. This is both an internet problem and a irl problem with me and has costed me a lot of relationships with people.

It's by far my most lolcowy-est trait about me, it's not something I am proud of and I am embarrassed that I do that. It's been something I have been working on which is why I have chosen to take a break from the internetz and deactivate both my onion and kiwi account.
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Threatened reputation for what? You are correct, we haven't yet fully phonebooked you, so you have fuck all to defend except an online character you're entirely comfortable lying about.

You aren't embarrassed, you ain't fixing it and you don't care. If you did, you would have said something or tried to make amends before I brought it up again 2AM Florida time on a Sunday morning 5 months after it happened. You only came crawling back here because even Onionfarm's decorative schizophrenics found you too awful to grant succor.

It's not a 'lolcowy' trait, it's a trait of far too many people who grow up in a time where to not be infamous online is to be nobody at all. What's true or not about your life is simply immaterial. You will use any detail given in good faith, real or imagined, as a vector to attack or hurt whoever threatens your broken, starved system of risk and reward. You have no identity or personality beyond the trite 'notoriety' you're granted online. Anyone who gives you sympathy has it thrown back in their face. We could cut you down with a thousand swords and you'd still think yourself above us.

There is no 'out', there is no cure or treatment, you can't just take a break "from the internetz", because it's a foundational component of who you are by your own admission. You want to live something approximating a normal life? Leave, both sites. The Internet. Forever.

For your own good, go away.
 
bear hammer powiedział(a):
I am legitimately sick of being told how much better the world was before I was born by millennials and gen xers. It's so fucking demoralizing just being told that you missed out on all the good stuff and now all you get to do is dig through the garbage pile for scraps.
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You as in zoomers - I think zoomers are doing fine with the fucked up world they inherited.
You as in bear hammer - you don't have any impact on the world outside of those few people who know you.
 
bear hammer powiedział(a):
Maybe that's why lion was so eager to make a thread about me, because he relates to me and really doesn't like it.
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Nah just wanted some practice writing threads because I have a very ambitious project I’ve spent a while researching already.

Turn out writing is hard and December is just a month when I’m not allowed to do anything ever. I think I’m in the clear and BAM! Record breaking constipated cat :cryblood:.
 
@Ichijou how is @CallmeCicada not the cutest poster?

Literally almost every kiwi farmer is a hyper obnoxious asshole, cicada is by far the most kind person on the whole website. He's pretty much the only trustworthy person here.

My parasocial head canon for him is that he's a really nice person irl, he probably works at some volunteer job at a charity or hospital. He's well liked in his social circles, and everyone views him as very kind, unassuming person. And he comes here to take his mask off, to maybe have some kind of outlet to say more risqué things he doesn't say irl, but the most hilarious thing is that what he says isn't even that bad.

I don't even know why he even uses this website to be honest, almost every person on here is a huge faggot and no one here seems like someone he would get along with but somehow does I guess.
 
bear hammer powiedział(a):
@Ichijou how is @CallmeCicada not the cutest poster?

Literally almost every kiwi farmer is a hyper obnoxious asshole, cicada is by far the most kind person on the whole website. He's pretty much the only trustworthy person here.

My parasocial head canon for him is that he's a really nice person irl, he probably works at some volunteer job at a charity or hospital. He's well liked in his social circles, and everyone views him as very kind, unassuming person. And he comes here to take his mask off, to maybe have some kind of outlet to say more risqué things he doesn't say irl, but the most hilarious thing is that what he says isn't even that bad.

I don't even know why he even uses this website to be honest, almost every person on here is a huge faggot and no one here seems like someone he would get along with but somehow does I guess.
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Congrats, I can count reaction images I've posted here on one hand.
 
bear hammer powiedział(a):
@Ichijou how is @CallmeCicada not the cutest poster?

Literally almost every kiwi farmer is a hyper obnoxious asshole, cicada is by far the most kind person on the whole website. He's pretty much the only trustworthy person here.

My parasocial head canon for him is that he's a really nice person irl, he probably works at some volunteer job at a charity or hospital. He's well liked in his social circles, and everyone views him as very kind, unassuming person. And he comes here to take his mask off, to maybe have some kind of outlet to say more risqué things he doesn't say irl, but the most hilarious thing is that what he says isn't even that bad.

I don't even know why he even uses this website to be honest, almost every person on here is a huge faggot and no one here seems like someone he would get along with but somehow does I guess.
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You're fat.
 
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