random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Hyperion]

Life comes at you fast when you are having a family conversation about tentacle porn

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Normies are a deadly ennemie that want the death for every incel

Something @Alec Benson Leary found. Source:
/r/incels

 

[oasys]

You can kiss my deceased female white ass you good for nothing cocksuckers

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/randy-stair-andrew-blaze-egsworld.31437/

 

[ICametoLurk]

The opposite of Mercy is autism.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

When I say that Chris is at massive danger of eternal damnation, I do not mean that it is simply because of his autism. His autistic nature is an actor, but evil has metastasized throughout his soul. He has already purged Love from himself.

This better make it in I don't care how long it is I swear to God.

 

[Positron]

"The first response to my support thread was a reactionary who compared me to a dog eating his own vomit and then quoted Leviticus 18:22."

 

[DuskEngine]

 

[AnOminous]

Why is the stuffed orca alive and why is his blowhole clogged with semen?

 

[Army Burger]

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Wyświetl załącznik 232027

Who said this?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Who said this?

Randy "Eric Harris Was Right" Stair, I believe.

 

[sbm1990]

What is that? A Colored puzzle and an open jar with an asterisks? What is that supposed to mean?

 

[Florence]

I'm voluntarily incontinent; I can tell the difference between pants and a dydee no problem. You just don't understand the emotional connotations of wearing a dydee.

 

[Hellfire]

"I said, trying to be polite, only women and gender non conforming folks can touch me. He was like, 'it's cool I'm an attack helicopter'"

 

[teh forist speret]

I very quickly developed a deep seated hatred of furries last night and I'll be moving to Oregon in about a year. I might scope out a nearby furry gathering where I can stab and mutilate a bunch of these worthless fucking fursuit autistic faggots. Would anyone be interested in helping me shed the blood of furries?

 

[A Skeleton]

a couple years back i was measuring my dogs bodies for a rain coats and while i was at it i though it would be funny to measure their dick size and it turns out one of my dogs dicks is a half in longer then the other one.

 

[Acceptable]

so naturally i went in just to see what it was and it turned out to just be turds in a ziploc bag so i wanted to tell the a teacher or someone about it so for whatever dumbass kid reason i like wrapped my hands in toilet paper and carried it into the principals office with this other kid

 

[Hyperion]

It's a women's spa, not a no penis space

 

[Florence]

[Jun 14, 2017 at 10:21 PM] @Judge Holden: i literally couldnt give a fuck if the world went full nazi so long as it didnt incontinence me

 

[Gordon Cole]