The amount of times Phil says "we" and "we're" in his rants is getting bad. He really thinks he's some higher power for dents to come to for an escape. And maybe it is but jeez man, you're just a tard wrangler no different than Asmongold or Keemstar or any number of full-time streamers with weirdly para social relationships with their viewers.
Hey....................he's finally right about something. No one really does fuck with him yet he cries like a bitch that everyone does because he's jealous at the attention other lolcows get.
All you lolcows say this Phail. You've all been proven wrong every time.
It's not just in his rants. "We" put the desk together. "We" figured out what to buy for the office. "We" are playing the game.
Yeah, fuck this guy
According a quick chatgpt prompt, with a sole prop in Washington state, with 10k in business expense deductions, Phil is looking at somewhere between $38k and $43k in taxes. So hard to picture BlowHardPhil setting aside any amount of money for taxes.
You'd think Adam's reaction to just learning about Phil, and Asmongold giving Phil that chance he's always asked for with a new audience that has already left would, but Phil's narcissism may override any of those realization.
Yeah, I've heard jokes about how colonists in Rimworld will throw tantrum spirals over something as simple as eating food without a dining table. DSP is so not ready for the kind of game where your entire colony falls because Urist McTanner went on a murder-suicide rampage because he didn't get enough cool shirts or whatever, and winds up curb-stomping the son of a Legendary Axedwarf, which leads to the Axedwarf getting pissed off and decapitating a nearby Miner, which pisses off the Miner's wife, which leads to...
Lol Kat ate her food... ate half her food and realized it was too spicy for her so DSP ate it and it was too spicy for him and he was so distracted by the heat he spilled all over his sweatshirt.
Guy with nothing going on in his life has to make a spectacle about dinner because what else is there?
Does it look like she's ever turned down a meal?
I’d be interested in “content” and “making content.” I am so fucking sick of him talking about his “content.” Maybe he thinks using that vague word makes him sound more sophisticated and distanced from his horrible “professional” life (which is his entire life).
Did he show any concern about Kat not getting a meal?
Added more wordsI’d be interested in “content” and “making content.” I am so fucking sick of him talking about his “content.” Maybe he thinks using that vague word makes him sound more sophisticated and distanced from his horrible “professional” life (which is his entire life).
Phil, it doesn’t.
I love how is trying to adopt the scam from Mel Brooks' The Producers. Do one or two streams knowing he isn't going to continue the game, take the dents money, move on to the next thing, and repeat to continue the begacy.
