💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[PetiteFeet]

Jomhicans, I'm afraid Mrs. and Mr. Anisa Jomha are going to lose LOTY because Hasan just got featured. I also think there's something wrong with the voting site, at least on my end. I can only vote for 2 per category.

 

[machine gril]

I expect Anisa to pop on screen with a pregnancy test sometime in February.

Idk man, I doubt Ian can finish due to his SSRI use and I highly doubt Anisa lets him kiss her, let alone have sex with her. 100% dead bedroom. Unless a sperm donor is involved, I have a hard time seeing it happen

ETA: actually, I imagine she forces Ian to pay for extremely expensive IVF treatments when they don’t need it, just so she doesn’t have to have sex with him and drain his wallet even more, simultaneously LMAO

 

[Pillar Of The Community]

can't believe /ourgirl/ hanny janny isn't in the best supporting actor category

I was hoping for Kino Casino personally

JOHMAS FOREVER!!! This is my favorite thread. I’ve been glued to it since a little bit after CC2 and I never would have guessed how much it paid off. Here’s hoping they have another banner year!

 

[W@rui]

Maybe Hasan will let them borrow some baby gravy.

She'll get anonymous turkey basters and hope for the best.

 

[Baraka Obama]

>"part of the reason I don't want to have a child with you"

Fucking BRUUUUUUTAL.

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If we were still childless at age 32 and my wife told me this I'd immediately be moving for divorce. Why is Ian putting up with this?

Anisa seems like one of those women that are deathly afraid of pregnancy anyway

She's a woman hitting her mid-30s. Maybe she used to be but human nature usually wins out.

 

[W@rui]

Why is Ian putting up with this?

Because she's the only woman he's ever been with, both sexually and relationship-wise.

 

[Total Norman Death]

How did she let that slip? How does he tolerate this? Are they somehow generating revenue or attempting to trend? This is someone's hell

 

[W@rui]

Anisa's (and her husband) nomination video dropped

 

[atrocious esteban]

As 2025 comes to an end, I feel it goes without saying that I'm Team Johma, nobody else even comes close.

That being said, even if we don't win, I'd just like to wish everybody in this thread a happy new year! From the top effort posters to the lowly spergs that just came to argue about the metric system, to the stars of the thread themselves, Anisa and Ian! I still struggle to even comprehend just how much has happened this year, considering that Creator Clash 3 was announced, tanked, postponed, canceled and all the drama that came after. The content cop, the subsequent and ongoing feud with Ethan, the panicked exodus from the United States to the frigid prairie of Alberta... like so much has happened all within a single fucking year and it genuinely makes me happy to sit here knowing that I got to see it all happen in real time with the guys and gals in this thread.

From the bottom of my heart, happy new year, may 2026 bring you all much milk and happiness.

 

[Gurney Halleck]

If we were still childless at age 32 and my wife told me this I'd immediately be moving for divorce. Why is Ian putting up with this?

Because she's the only woman he's ever been with, both sexually and relationship-wise.

In his mind it's also too late now. He's spent the better part of a decade with her, been completely buckbroken physically, mentally, and emotionally by her, burned through most of his idubbz money and was forced to self-deport to Canada with her cutting him off from any friends he might have left and family. He's probably thinks she's all he has left. It's of course, never too late for him to leave her but at this point he needs someone to directly intervene into his life, just like it took Anisa basically inserting herself into his life and actively pursuing him.

 

[frame777]

dude must've been lobotomized because any sensible man would've left that walking billboard years ago.

 

[Journoscum]

ETA: actually, I imagine she forces Ian to pay for extremely expensive IVF treatments when they don’t need it, just so she doesn’t have to have sex with him and drain his wallet even more, simultaneously LMAO

IVF is 100% the way it goes. I expect it to be revealed that Maureen nearly DIED (had to take a couple of aspirin) during pregnancy and that this was the only way to safely have a child.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Lmao I love when another pathetic faggot dunks on the dubbbz.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

I firmly believed Ian would win lolcow of the year after the disaster of Creator Clash 3. Much like how a sports team makes a comeback during a championship game, Hasan pulled a comeback and shocked his dog in a second and the whole Internet was up in arms.
From the content cop, boxing coach giving embarrassing details about the Jomha's, and attempt to paint Kino Casino as bad people, I want the Jomha's to win 2025 lolcow of the year.

 

[W@rui]

He's probably thinks she's all he has left.

That's a sad mindset, because it's not like people don't get married to other people later in life; it happens fairly often.
It may not so much that she's all he has left, but he might think she's the best he can get; which is equally grim.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Imagine what Anisa is going to feed that child.

Olive oil, uncut bagels and non-dairy "milk".

 

[Love Is Blue]

Imagine what Anisa is going to feed that child.

oat milk with olive oil

 

[Clancee]

From the top effort posters to the lowly spergs that just came to argue about the metric system, to the stars of the thread themselves, Anisa and Ian!

Come on now, how could you forget Han the Jan? She's as much a part of this thread as the Johmas are.

Hoping the Jomhas take home the LOTY. But if Hasan wins well I won't be too disappointed. Even in fantasy land Ian can't seem to win.

 

[TigBaker]

Bog #73 summary

Clips from Bog #73 by Ozzy Cobb on youtube.
You can tell Anisa clearly regrets their shitty wedding. And the dry drowning incident sounds made up, Ian was conveniently not there when it happened.

"I was really drunk until right before we got married" - Anisa

archive

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

>"part of the reason I don't want to have a child with you"

Fucking BRUUUUUUTAL.

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Man, Ian really makes me flip back and forth in feeling bad for him and also laughing at him for the choices he made. Like this is beyond a WHOAAAAAA BUDDYYYYYYY