💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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Saint Cuthbert powiedział(a):
she is also one of those chicks that needs you to stand up to her and put her in her place with natural assertiveness.
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In her infamous crash out stream she literally said she needs to be on a leash because she's unhinged and uncontrollable. But Ian is too much of a cucked gimp to do that. He's all "yes, dear" 24/7, which is what ruined his life.
 
Crypt Kicker powiedział(a):
Huh. I knew one Fiona in highschool and she was the biggest slut around. Like unironically would openly admit to offering to blow seniors for cigarettes. Pretty sure she'd have given anal for some Mikes Hard or UV Blue.
Fiona isn't some sweetheart name is my point. Might as well name her Alexis or Crystal at that point.


Poo on Rekieta.
I know he's a house favorite on the farms I just never got the appeal. His issues seem more tragic than fun. Yeah make fun of him but the softy side reminds me he has kids which makes his situation less funny. Also Rekieta won two years in a row? It feels like an Emmy given to a show only doing reruns at this point.

EDIT:condensed double post
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Rekieta's wins were rigged, Fatrick should've won two years ago. Rekieta and Bossman are only favoured because Dear Feeder likes them (in the lolcow sense) and we got an unhealthy amount of Null dicklickers who can't think for themselves on-site.
 
The Feline Solution 2 powiedział(a):
Rekieta's wins were rigged, Fatrick should've won two years ago. Rekieta and Bossman are only favoured because Dear Feeder likes them (in the lolcow sense) and we got an unhealthy amount of Null dicklickers who can't think for themselves on-site.
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bossmanjack was astroturfed by null
rekieta is organic and his loty was 100% deserved. the mandy incident, the cokestream, the arrest, the mugshot, the polycule breakup, it was all absolute kino
 
DumbDude43 powiedział(a):
bossmanjack was astroturfed by null
rekieta is organic and his loty was 100% deserved. the mandy incident, the cokestream, the arrest, the mugshot, the polycule breakup, it was all absolute kino
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Fuck, i am getting things wrong/mixed up, i remember that year when Rackets was in full spin, that was definitely a deserved win, his thread was moving a mile a minute with all the shit that was going on.
toffle powiedział(a):
Caption: iDubbbz realizing his wife has a boyfriend.

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This is old but I hadn't seen this clip specifically clipped so I thought I'd reshare.
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Saw that one for the first time in the Bunjee vid. Bitch knows exactly what she's doing, this one is really rough. Still, Ian is taking it like a bitch, it's no wonder she's doing stuff like this again and again.
 
The Feline Solution 2 powiedział(a):
Rekieta's wins were rigged, Fatrick should've won two years ago. Rekieta and Bossman are only favoured because Dear Feeder likes them (in the lolcow sense) and we got an unhealthy amount of Null dicklickers who can't think for themselves on-site.
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Fatrick leans more towards boring. I get more enjoy from reading custom "Enjoy X, Y Child!" on the farms than I do watching Pat respond it like a shitty 90s sitcom catchphrase. Rekieta just never intrigued me at all, and BossmanJack in my mind is just a gambo junkie. Watching him lose everything for the umphteenth time doesn't excite me.
Like I don't see the humor in them besides occasionally from Patrick for how delusional he is that people think he's smart or a good writer.\
It's like a car crash, it's interesting to watch but I'm not laughing at it.
Now shit like the Jomhas? That's a also a car crash, but it's a clown car, so it's fucking hilarious.
 
Crypt Kicker powiedział(a):
"Anisa doesn't know that Fiona and I do it in her bed every tuesday
I say I'm in therapy but I never go, still Fiona's on her paws and
ANISA DOESN'T KNOW
ANISA DOESN'T KNOW
SO DON'T TELL ANISA
ANISA DOESN'T KNOW OH!"
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Ian fucks dogs, Ian fucks dogs, he fucks dogs
when he comes home from the bar and he's all alone
Ian fucks dogs and their big red bones
He doesn't do it because it's good for his health
That's just the way Ian expresses himself

Ian fucks dogs, Ian fucks dogs, Ian fucks dogs (he really fucks dogs)

Ian likes to kiss their dogs on the mouth
because that's what Ian is all about
He spreads whip cream on his genital
To get their dogs to lick all inside his hole

Ian fucks dogs, Ian fucks dogs, Ian fucks dogs (he really fucks dogs)

*bark* *bark* *bark*

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Crypt Kicker powiedział(a):
Now shit like the Jomhas? That's a also a car crash, but it's a clown car, so it's fucking hilarious.
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It's the only cow thread i really follow these days (though i found the StyxHexenhammer thread two days ago which is a hoot, mainly because the cow and two of his ex girlfriends are posting in thread), peace'd out of the Fatrick thread after he paid Quasi after posting there religiously for years, felt like the end of an era and as you said, you can only read the same "No child" reply so often before it gets stale. Anisa and I had some lulls but all in all it was a great year and after Ian started streaming, plus stuff like the chat ban list getting posted, it's pretty much constant new and entertaining kahntent. Anisa's also the only cow that i still follow way back from the LCF days, every other cow from there either got boring (Moo/Mariah Mallard), isn't really active (Fit Vegan Ginger/Anna O'Brian) or just too depressing to follow (Venus Angelic). Anisa though? I follow that bitch's antics until the sun burns out.
 

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toffle powiedział(a):
Caption: iDubbbz realizing his wife has a boyfriend.

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This is old but I hadn't seen this clip specifically clipped so I thought I'd reshare.
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Crypt Kicker powiedział(a):
That final "Oh!" at the last second was the sound of a former man's heart being torn asunder.
I almost feel bad for him. I don't condone spousal abuse at all, but in Ian's case.. well.. I understand every man has a breaking point.
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No, Anisa does not have a boyfriend. This is a man realizing his wife would rather be with another man. Not in the sense of some woman wanting to bang Justin Bieber or Robert Pattinson but rather in the sense that she considers another man her "Soul Mate" (Oscar slap flashback). Ian does not realize that she does not love men but rather considers them pawns. He really thinks that she is capable of love and just found out she does not love him. Will this break him? The man is composed of sand. He might look like he is sturdy but he is not. He is whatever other forces have him be. A castle, a hole, a hill, whatever.

This is the story of the simp and the manipulator. A lackie serving an evil overlord. Ian thinks he is his master's favorite minion but he just found out that he is the idiot that stuck around with an incompetent boss. He is not a brave knight fighting for the wise queen but a stupid pizza delivery boy that works for a pizza chef that cannot make food.

He realizes that now and will forget it later. To internalize this truth is to realize how far he fell, how easy it was to avoid it and how everything every detractor said was the truth. He will drown reality with pills and delusions because confronting the fact that breaking up with the harpy means losing all he has left is horrifying. He is in HER country, living on HER parents' dime and has alienated everyone who could get him out of this situation for her. Ethan hates him, Hasan would not help anyone and his family probably do not have the cash to help him in a potential divorce and defense against whatever allegations the whore throws at him. His old crew MIGHT send him a plane ticket but that would be the goodbye gift.

Overall, as I stated, Anisa does not love Ian or Hasan BUT Ian was reminded of that. He will take the pills necessary to ignore this and escape reality. He is a weak man stuck in a hole where his only way out requires the strength of ten old-timey sailors to climb out off.
 
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Clancee powiedział(a):
"soup"
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This fuggin' bitch really just dumped barely chopped vegetables in a pan, filled it with water, boiled it and called it a "soup". I'm glad she posted the end result - I was wondering if she'd blend the vegetables after boiling it, but OF COURSE she didn't.

Soup is such an easy dish to cook. It's amazing that Anisa would find a way to fuck it up. That requires talent. I bet she fuggin' uh... left the ""carcas"" Maureen gave her in the pot and is serving fuggin' bowls of soup with little chunks of bone.

Honestly, I feel bad for Ian. Imagine being served slop like that every day, and being gaslit into thinking that it's quality cuisine.
LOL no I don't, EAT THE SLOP WITH BONES IAN
 
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Clancee powiedział(a):
You're getting soup.
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Also, sigh. Bitch, it's carcasS. She mixed up merry and marry in the last Instagram story dump too. She's can't spell for shit, she's legitimately retarded.

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Okay, I feel like this should have been a process: Make stock with the carcass, then strain it to get rid of bone shards and other gunk, then make soup with that stock. Or if you want to do it this way at least you could put the carcass in a cheesecloth bag to catch the bones and gunk while making the soup.
 
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