US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

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Current members of the House of Representatives
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Current members of the Senate
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Current members of the US Supreme Court
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Members of the Trump Administration
https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

@Hey Johnny Bravo was messing around in his back 40 and he found some golden plates and they said "christmas is for ldssperging" in egyptian

I don't know what this sentence means but it made me laugh pretty hard.

 

[inetsone]

All the retards are here today!
Inetsone, long time no see. Still a retarded nigger I see. Trying to concern troll like the old times?

What's up, dude? Getting ready for Christmas with the fam. You? I love how Thanksgiving and Christmas (when it's during the week) have become legit full week holidays for heritage folk. Like, no one is really working, and we're all ready to gather together. Brings some hope.

Anyone busting out the eggnog yet? You know I'm always lurking here. Only reply when I got time. I suppose we're all political junkies tho (and shills).

 

[Lip Glossary]

I don't think you should be demonized for your race, that goes for everyone.

You've exposed yourself as a non-white or someone who shares their bed with a non-white.
Stick a box cutter as hard as you can into the middle of your wrist and don't stop dragging until you hit the elbow.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I don't know what this sentence means but it made me laugh pretty hard.

the golden plates joseph smith claimed to have translated were buried in america (the back 40 and golden plates)

and when you read them in a foreign language (the golden plates were alleged to have been egyptian heiroglyphs but to this day no heiroglyph scholar agrees with that at all and mormons are disproportionately American archeologists who will spend their entire lives digging for more relics of the battle between the nephites and levites, which they claimed to have but did not ever produce.)

and the message in those heiroglyphs said "i, hey johnny bravo, declare that christmastime in USPG, shall henceforth be for the thread to sperg about mormons."

don't worry, i speak fluent femoid.

heritage folk

even the DOOMERS are calling themselves heritage americans. vivek ramaswamy has done almost as much damage to jeets with the last few days as kitboga did in one video.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

Video of US Forces boarding third oil tanker
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If Maduro was smart he would start smuggling drugs in oil tankers instead of oil. They aren't blowing up the tankers.

 

[StudMccool]

no, they don't. i can go watch an iranian news broadcast live right now if i want to, if there happens to be one on. this is fucking stupid. you need to ease eoff the booze dude it's killing your ability to think one step ahead of what you're saying.

Despite all my lube, im still just a fish in a tube

 

[W@rui]

You've exposed yourself as a non-white or someone who shares their bed with a non-white.
Stick a box cutter as hard as you can into the middle of your wrist and don't stop dragging until you hit the elbow.

I don't want to steal your plans for the holiday.

 

[Jace on ice]

Mayor DaPena (Lawrence, MA) asks to have a translator since he can't speak English

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Lawrence is 81% Hispanic.

We really really need to have a sobering conversation about how large parts of the country are essentially foreign colonies, this shit has gotten way way out of hand to an absolutely unacceptable degree.

 

[Lip Glossary]

I don't want to steal your plans for the holiday.

That's sweet of you but I plan to drink myself to death while fucking a hooker like Nicolas Cage did in leaving Las Vegas.

 

[inetsone]

the golden plates joseph smith claimed to have translated were buried in america (the back 40 and golden plates)

and when you read them in a foreign language (the golden plates were alleged to have been egyptian heiroglyphs but to this day no heiroglyph scholar agrees with that at all and mormons are disproportionately American archeologists who will spend their entire lives digging for more relics of the battle between the nephites and levites, which they claimed to have but did not ever produce.)

and the message in those heiroglyphs said "i, hey johnny bravo, declare that christmastime in USPG, shall henceforth be for the thread to sperg about mormons."

don't worry, i speak fluent femoid.


even the DOOMERS are calling themselves heritage americans. vivek ramaswamy has done almost as much damage to jeets with the last few days as kitboga did in one video.

You retard, I am legit heritage stock. My entire family is white front to back. My wife is heritage. Jesus, you're a bad as Vivek with your ideological purity tests. MAGA was a RINO scam from the start. Talk real strategy to fix the mess or sftu. I impregnated a woman and had traditional kids. More than you can say.

 

[Lip Glossary]

You retard, I am legit heritage stock. My entire family is white front to back. My wife is heritage. Jesus, you're a bad as Vivek with your ideological purity tests. MAGA was a RINO scam from the start. Talk real strategy to fix the mess or sftu. I impregnated a woman and had traditional kids. More than you can say.

What the fuck even IS a "heritage American"?

 

[indomitable snowman]

I don't know what this sentence means but it made me laugh pretty hard.

Joseph Smith found gold Egyptian tablets that contained the Book of Mormon in upstate NY. The angel Gabriel or Moroni helped him translate it. He lost the tablets unfortunately so no one else was able to see them.

 

[Breadbassket]

Woman who kiIIed a kid in a crash while driving without a license in Michigan now has an ICE hold.

 

[Professor Donger]

so no one else was able to see them.

Convenient that.

 

[Mister Fister]

What's up, dude? Getting ready for Christmas with the fam. You? I love how Thanksgiving and Christmas (when it's during the week) have become legit full week holidays for heritage folk. Like, no one is really working, and we're all ready to gather together. Brings some hope.

Anyone busting out the eggnog yet? You know I'm always lurking here. Only reply when I got time. I suppose we're all political junkies tho (and shills).

I got some of this for Xmas. I'm not that much of a fan of spirits.

 

[Greasy Goblin]

What the fuck even IS a "heritage American"?

Presumably people who were here before or slightly after the Declaration of Independence, ie, true original founders of the country. The types where you can find their surname in civil war memorials. To my great shame I must admit I'm not a heritage American, merely a composite of the Germans and Dutch that came over in the late 1800's, but by god we've been all-in on America for generations at this point so I hope to survive the inevitable purity spiral in the aftermath of primordial Americanism retaking its rightful throne of directing the country's culture.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I do not like to post this guy because sometimes he is very grifty but:

As predicted years later it would come out that "Oh yeah it was not secure at all lol fuck you".

Edit for: I just want to point out that people were jailed over this shit, sued over this shit, crushed over this shit and now they are acting like, "Tee hee we will train better lol sowwwwwwwy".

Nigger you fixed the 2020 election and heads need to roll.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

I'm not saying you have to want an African American female pop star to be the avatar of your political movement, but if American politics is going to be a two party system pitting Nicki against Beyonce I'm voting for the Nicki party every single time.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

Woman who kiIIed a kid in a crash while driving without a license in Michigan now has an ICE hold.

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Bitch should be put to death, but I'll settle for a flight out of my country.

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

If Maduro was smart he would start smuggling drugs in oil tankers instead of oil. They aren't blowing up the tankers.

If Maduro was smart, he’d give all those drugs to me