💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Głosy: 40 9,9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Głosy: 14 3,5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Głosy: 12 3,0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Głosy: 192 47,5%
  • Continuance...

    Głosy: 146 36,1%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    404
  • Ankieta zamknięta .
If this is true and they are serious about it, I have bad news: from the very first milisecond they go live there will be intense alogging that is never really going to stop. So Nick definitely ruined this dream for them, unless they have the mental fortitude for being reminded what a couple of colossal degenerate druggie whores both their parents are constantly. Then again, being a streamer is what every tardy zoomer wants these days, chances are they'll grow out of it.
That was what retarded Nick said st one point, possibly implying how much his kids admire dad bc he showed that learning and effort are for chumps bc look st how much money he was given and then lucked into.

If ever true (unlikely and retarded to take seriously sly given their ages), is imagine they're rethinking now. One hopes.
 
So when do we get the lolcow crossover the Farms so desperately deserve:

Choose your adventure:
1) Hackamania is revealed as an excuse for Kayla to start fucking Greer/working as his first escort employee in Vegas while Nick raves about this new mystery mans goo which he calls "Grooo" thinking no one will figure it out.
2) Nick is revealed as Greer's ghostwriter for the Nevada order of protection against Hardin when Minnesota disbars him. Hardin filed the bar complaint against Nick after reading the OOP application and discovering it was double retarded.
3) Kayla files for divorce and moves to Nevada for America's Got Talent after her oldest reads excerpts to her from Greers book that was posted on the Farms. Greer files bankruptcy when Kayla runs up his Olive Garden tab. Nicks oldest keeps posting to both the Rekieta and Greer threads trying to get rid of dad and stepdad.
4) Nick troons out and changes his troon name to "Taylor" to please Greeeee. Says he's leaving Kayla because she's fat and we learn it's from meal care packages Kurt has been sending her. Greeee doesn't notice "Taylor" is actually a man. Taylor's son starts posting on the farms until Gree and Taylor kill each other over goo (Taylor wants more, Greee wants less).
 
Was it? Nick sucks at sex and he needs strange cock to be happy, too. You think they’d be able to rekindle their love for each other over strange cock, but alas, it must have been a wedge driven between them, strangle cock facing Qayla.
They could've bonded over AA-ron's cock, but unfortunately he only had one. One penis and two testicles. I once read a factoid that the average emission of goo is only 2 teaspoons, so imagine how many milking sessions it would take to fill a whisky glass, even if Aaron was munching zinc supplements by the fistful!
 
Nick is in the air right now. Any flights from Jamaica arriving at MSP?
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Otherwise focused on the One Joke and Pearl Davis.
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I really hope Rekieta's current online search and real life phone around to find a state where he can scrabble some sort of "lawyer" status together is a dismal failure. I'll save you the trouble too Rekieta, Nevada doesn't allow what you're trying to do. And your hired gun lawyers won't provide a professional shield so you can be employed on paper. Your stench is too intense for games like this.

The psychosexual obsession is contradictory, since Brixton "icedancer" Yorker is a portly porker.
She's not fisting Rekieta tho. Just his hamplanet ratwife.
 
I really hope Rekieta's current online search and real life phone around to find a state where he can scrabble some sort of "lawyer" status together is a dismal failure. I'll save you the trouble too Rekieta, Nevada doesn't allow what you're trying to do. And your hired gun lawyers won't provide a professional shield so you can be employed on paper. Your stench is too intense for games like this.
It sounds like Rekieta is attempting to receive reciprocity (i,e Admission on Motion) to pretend to be a lawyer elsewhere.
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The map of states that give/recieve reciprocity is highly varied,
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Hilariously, Nick can attempt this in all 50 states with Minnesota's reciprocity scheme. However...

Additional Requirements​

Minnesota’s additional reciprocity requirements include:
Law Degree. A law degree from an ABA fully, or provisionally, approved law school.
Character and Fitness. Attorneys must meet the applicable character and fitness standards.
Good Standing and Prior Bar Exam. Attorneys must be in good standing in all jurisdictions where admitted and cannot be currently suspended or disbarred. Attorneys cannot have failed the Minnesota bar exam.
Practice of Law. Attorneys may be eligible for admission if they have been practicing law for at least 60 of the 84 months immediately preceding the application for admission. Attorneys must be practicing as their principal occupation, and the practice must be in a jurisdiction where the admitted or the practice is otherwise permitted by those not admitted in that jurisdiction. Practice includes:
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This idea is obviously dead in the water.
However, I will eagerly accept Nick being banished to Alaska.
 
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Rekieta's current online search and real life phone around to find a state where he can scrabble some sort of "lawyer" status together
It sounds like Rekieta is attempting to receive reciprocity (i,e Admission on Motion) to pretend to be a lawyer elsewhere.

If Nick is really under discipline he isn't going to get licensed anywhere else via any kind of reciprocal admission type scheme. He probably didn't actively practice law long enough, either. Generally you have to actually practice for five years, not just have a license and get drunk on the internet with it. Even if he sat for the bar somewhere else and passed it being under discipline somewhere else is basically an automatic fail on any character and fitness evaluation.

The "get disciplined in one state and go to another" was a loophole that got closed at least fifty years ago.
 
I really hope Rekieta's current online search and real life phone around to find a state where he can scrabble some sort of "lawyer" status together is a dismal failure. I'll save you the trouble too Rekieta, Nevada doesn't allow what you're trying to do. And your hired gun lawyers won't provide a professional shield so you can be employed on paper. Your stench is too intense for games like this.
Do you think he was trying Nevada so he could be Melton's lawyer in a defamation suit? What a retard. First of all he has no chance, second of all Melton is more risk averse than Nick and wouldn't actually go for that.
 
It sounds like Rekieta is attempting to receive reciprocity (i,e Admission on Motion) to pretend to be a lawyer elsewhere.
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The map of states that give/recieve reciprocity is highly varied,
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Hilariously, Nick can attempt this in all 50 states with Minnesota's reciprocity scheme. However...

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This idea is obviously dead in the water.
However, I will eagerly accept Nick being banished to Alaska.
Just when I thought Nick was boring he pulls me back in
 
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