🌟 Internet Famous KiwiTubers / Lolcow YouTubers / A-Log Channels / Kiwi Slop - When you allow a bunch of morally righteous faggots in Discord servers dictate the ethics of being a fat retard on the Internet

[alogatog]

I’m honestly on the rails that’s he’s known her before she was 18 and just waited for her to be 18 to edate her.

Back where I’m from we call that grooming

 

[Londo]

Back where I’m from we call that grooming

You have far too much faith in him having an IQ above a goldfish to be able to groom someone.

 

[The Great One]

Im back with 2 more leemur girlfriend tweets.

We all know your ass salivates over this dumb twink beaner and his gay ass music. Stfu.

Tell me your a lesbian without telling me your a lesbian. Although I don't think any woman would be attracted to you, how you managed to tard wrangle a kiwituber to probably pay you to date is beyond me.

 

[Artaius]

Im back with 2 more leemur girlfriend tweets.
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We all know your ass salivates over this dumb twink beaner and his gay ass music. Stfu.
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Tell me your a lesbian without telling me your a lesbian. Although I don't think any woman would be attracted to you, how you managed to tard wrangle a kiwituber to probably pay you to date is beyond me.

HE'S A CUCK. WOOOOOOAAH BUDDYYY.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Are you guys ready for tonight's Lolcow Awards?!! I'm sure y'all submitted your votes, right?!



There's not much interesting going on in the chat other than the regular donations, but these two caught my attention.



I'm not going to be a jerk to this guy for having a shitty Thanksgiving, but I've always found this parasocial relationship some people have with LolcowTubers strange. Out of all the people on the internet, a KiwiTuber would be near the bottom of my "people I'd share my problems with" list.




Honestly, I have no words for this one. Imagine being nearly 50 and sitting there financing the lives of these two lazy fucks.

 

[Biggest Bubba]

Are you guys ready for tonight's Lolcow Awards?!! I'm sure y'all submitted your votes, right?!

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There's not much interesting going on in the chat other than the regular donations, but these two caught my attention.

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I'm not going to be a jerk to this guy for having a shitty Thanksgiving, but I've always found this parasocial relationship some people have with LolcowTubers strange. Out of all the people on the internet, a KiwiTuber would be near the bottom of my "people I'd share my problems with" list.

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Honestly, I have no words for this one. Imagine being nearly 50 and sitting there financing the lives of these two lazy fucks.

Where can I vote for lemurs GF.

 

[The Great One]

Honestly, I have no words for this one. Imagine being nearly 50 and sitting there financing the lives of these two lazy fucks.

I bet that money is going towards buying weed, other dumb nigger trinket's and bullshit for Brendan and smokey

 

[Artaius]

Are you guys ready for tonight's Lolcow Awards?!! I'm sure y'all submitted your votes, right?!

No Rekieta? No Gunt? No Bossman? No Hasan? No Ian or his horse wife?

Judge Smokey and Tapes:
"AND WINNER OF ALL CATEGORIES.. NOVA! NOVA! NOVAONLINE, OH MY GOD! NOVA AGAIN!"

 

[alogatog]

No Rekieta? No Gunt? No Bossman? No Hasan? No Ian or his horse wife?

Judge Smokey and Tapes:
"AND WINNER OF ALL CATEGORIES.. NOVA! NOVA! NOVAONLINE, OH MY GOD! NOVA AGAIN!"
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Seeing cucktubers make videos about nova still feels like the Japanese soldier who still fought after WW2 ended

 

[Artaius]

My predictions so far.

Best Pedophile Of 2025: Gabriel / Nova Online
Best Deathfat Of 2025: Gabriel / Nova Online
Best Horrorcow Of 2025: Chance Wilkins / Cyraxx
Best Schizo-cow Of 2025: Daniel Larson
Best Female Lolcow Of 2025: Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu [RIP Grace Thorp's odds]
Best Lolcow Of 2025: Gabriel / Nova Online
Best Trolls Of 2025: "Oh my God, Tapes... God, this is, this is embarrassing but... It's us. We won!? Can you believe it?"

Honorable Mentions: Rogue Internet Man, @Osama Bin Laden, Muck Hole, The Kiwi Farms and Joshua Conner Moon / Null

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

The Results

Laziest Lolcow of the Year

Spoiler: Results

• Gabriel Gage (Nova Online).
• Phil Burnell (DSP).
• Andrew Ditch (The Poopsquatch).
4.º Jordie Jordan (Wings of Redemption).

• Tophia Slydell (Tophiachu) (DNQ).

Most Likely for Prison 2026

Spoiler: Results

• Josh Block (World of T-Shirts).
• Austin Curtis Peterson (BossManJack).
• Andrew Ditch (The Poopsquatch).
4.º Gabriel Gage (Nova Online).

Rookie of The Year

Spoiler: Results

• Alexandra Sabol (Donut Mom).
• Ashley Trevino.
• Alexander Watts (PWR).
4.º Alexander Tafini (Big T).

Lifetime Failure of The Year

Spoiler: Result

• Dale Wilson (LowTierGod).

Side Character of The Year

Spoiler: Results

• Marie Slydell (Mamachu).
• Ed Vaughn (Cyraxx's 'stepdad').
• Joe Ditch.
4.º Alexander Watts (PWR).
5.º Tony Bame (Josh Block's Manager).
6.º Kelly Jordan (Wing's wife).

Worst Hygiene of The Year

Spoiler: Results

• Gabriel Gage (Nova Online).
• Chance Wilkins (Cyraxx).
• Andrew Ditch (The Poopsquatch).
4.º Amberlynn Reid.

GOAT of The Year 2025

Spoiler: Result

• The CHIN Universe.

Lamest Streamer of The Year

Spoiler: Results

• Jack Doherty.
• Dale Wilson (LowTierGod).
• Mikyle Rafiq (N3ON).
4.º Aaron Travis (Ac7ionMan).
5.º Nick Fosco (FaZe Lacy).

Quote of The Year

Spoiler: Results

• "Noooo Not The Server!" (Gabriel Gage [Nova Online]).
• "I Have More Estrogen Than the Average Male" (Gabriel Gage [Nova Online]).
• "I Worked at Blizzard" (Jason Thor Hall [Pirate Software]).
4.º "I'm a Victim of State Funded Terrorism!" (Chance Wilkins [Cyraxx]).
5.º "We're hot!" (Alexander Watts [PWR]).
6.º "I Am Time Blind!" (Andrew Ditch [The Poopsquatch]).
7.º "My Beautiful Phone!" (Josh Block [World of T-Shirts]).

White Woman The Year

Spoiler: Results

• Tophia Slydell (Tophiachu).
• Amberlynn Reid.
• Morgan Majed (Frogan).
4.º Chantal Sarault (Foodie Beauty).
5.º Shannon McGraw (Shanny For Christ).

The Earl Dube Chome of The Year

Spoiler: Results

• Gabriel Gage (Nova Online).
• Gabriel Gage (Nova Online).
• Chance Wilkins (Cyraxx).
4.º Gabriel Gage (Nova Online).
5.º Gabriel Gage (Nova Online).
6.º Gabriel Gage (Nova Online).
7.º Gabriel Gage (Nova Online).

Lolcow of The Year

Spoiler: Results

• Tophia Slydell (Tophiachu).
• Ian Jomha (iDubbbz).
• Josh Block (World of T-Shirts).
4.º Andrew Ditch (The Poopsquatch).
5.º Jason Thor Hall (Pirate Software).
6.º Phil Burnell (DSP).
7.º Amberlynn Reid.
8.º Austin Curtis Peterson (BossManJack).

 

[Artaius]

8.º Austin Curtis Peterson (BossManJack).

That is some bullshit.

 

[Slim Jim The Cat]

Did Josh Block win LolCow of the year? If that's true, it proves how fucking retarded their viewership is.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Did Josh Block win LolCow of the year? If that's true, it proves how fucking retarded their viewership is.

Tophia won LoTY, Josh won 'Most Likely for Prison 2026'.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

DaS raYyYyCysT. DEy bEtTa pUt sUm reSpeK oN hUr nAmE nIGggGUh

 

[The Great One]

The Results

I counted and nova online was on there 5 times on the "podium" not even including anything under 3rd place but if so counted hes on there 11 fucking times. These motherfuckers can't keep sucking this fat fuck off, hell they should have made him lolcow of the year atp with the amount of filating and cocksucking they do to gabriel.

 

[wyleanda]

The Results

A good majority of it is fucking nova. Jesus fucking Christ, they milked him so hard he is just bleeding pus like a tranny that just got a tit job.

 

[The Great One]

What i wanna know is how much money did niggertapes and smokey make for the lolcow awards. Does anyone have an exact answer?

 

[Artaius]

I counted and nova online was on there 5 times on the "podium" not even including anything under 3rd place but if so counted hes on there 11 fucking times. These motherfuckers can't keep sucking this fat fuck off, hell they should have made him lolcow of the year atp with the amount of filating and cocksucking they do to gabriel.

They are probably reading the thread right now thinking this was an epic own on the Farms.

We already knew you two were going to deepthroat Nova for a few hours. We just didn't expect to see you relax your shoulders and breathe through the nose like that.

 

[The Great One]

Ok so before they just privated their livestream I was adding up the money they made. And it cut off while I was adding. They got more than $985.71, notice i say more. Hopefully someone archived the livestream so that someone can add up their exact amount of money they made.
Here's how much I added up till the cut from the livestream
149.50+149.50+100+4.99
+5.00+5.00+149.50+100
+19.99+5.00+5.00+149.50
+1.99+10+2+9.99+5+4.99
+14.99+2.00+4.99+5+19.99
+1.99+59.80 =
pending amount of money.