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A random selection of Kevin's posts over the last few weeks.
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These two relate to controversy over an essay by a University of Oklahoma student and its grading.
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Digimon.
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Subspace.
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Kev is still sniffing around Rach, a female he met IRL on his UK tour.
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Voice training.
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Some toys.
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This photo makes me a bit sad for some reason.
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Kevin's wordcloud.
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Kev's orc guy pal.
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Hoghole.
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Cartoonist Greg Dean.
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The old strip.
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The new one.
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Kev's in a mood, guess it must be "that time of the month" lmao.
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…does he even have enough hair to pull? If that wasn’t enough proof this was fiction, just think: who the hell is he supposedly doing this with lol? I don’t even think Jen, Penny, or Kevin interact with each other anymore for days at a time.
Kev is still sniffing around Rach, a female he met IRL on his UK tour
Lawd is that woman disgusting. He wants her so bad. It’s like when Kindness came around and he was tripping over himself to talk to her. Classic straight guy neckbeard kev.
 
I collect action figures and it just blows my mind that Kevin has a backlog of unopened toys. LEGOs and model kits make sense because you have to dedicate time to those, but having a backlog of things you just need to open means you are buying way too much crap you don't need.
 
STOP WITH THE BOYSTINK/GIRLSTINK SHIT!!!

Imagine going to bed naked except for a hoodie. Imagine wearing a hoodie with nothing underneath. Meanwhile he’s seeping intestinal mucous all over the sheet. And he stinks like sweat and sourdough.

“I worry they’ll think my infertility is my fault” as if it’s a consequence unrelated to getting your nads chopped off. “B-but bottom dysphoria is agonizing!” If you can deal with 2 massive surgeries rearranging your genitals, I think you can deal with the mental disgust of looking at your ridiculously small unused dick. He only worries about fertility in the context of hoping he can get pregnant one day thanks to Heckin’ Science.
 
STOP WITH THE BOYSTINK/GIRLSTINK SHIT!!!

Imagine going to bed naked except for a hoodie. Imagine wearing a hoodie with nothing underneath. Meanwhile he’s seeping intestinal mucous all over the sheet. And he stinks like sweat and sourdough.

“I worry they’ll think my infertility is my fault” as if it’s a consequence unrelated to getting your nads chopped off. “B-but bottom dysphoria is agonizing!” If you can deal with 2 massive surgeries rearranging your genitals, I think you can deal with the mental disgust of looking at your ridiculously small unused dick. He only worries about fertility in the context of hoping he can get pregnant one day thanks to Heckin’ Science.

On one hand he could always have got some girl up the stick before chopping his cock.

But on the other more realistic one, it is best he hasn’t.
 
This dude's thread started Kev thinking about his own infertility.
Troons 'n' poons are both very proud of being able to steal as much valor as they can when it comes to the consequences of their own actions, but the infertility bullshit always makes me reach for a top hat to affix to my dome. He whines and whines about how he was "robbed" of a chance to have little amholings of his own, but he's so full of shit even alpacas long since passed can smell him from their graves.

To contribute more meaningfully, this is the comic that Kevin and his weird little friend are referencing. Legend has it that reading it will turn you into a newt instantly, so proceed with caution unless you're eager to spend the holidays salamanderized.
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It'd be nice if Kevin and his fellow dickless dicks realized that they have no similarities to the following women:
  • those who were born with disorders of sexual development in which they are properly women, but cannot reproduce meaningfully;
  • those who were forced to get hysterectomies due to family medical history indicating their future is very, very dire;
  • those who are presently enduring medical issues such as cancer, endometriosis or other conditions in which a hysterectomy is advised;
  • those who are technically fertile but pregnancy is medically indicated as extremely dangerous for them (such as women prone to post-partum psychosis, women whom are physically too fragile to carry to term, etc.);
  • those who are technically fertile but carry extreme genetic conditions that are highly heritable and therefore it is unethical for them to go forward with pregnancy;
  • those who suffer from general infertility either due to nature or diagnoses such as PCOS.
Kev, with all of that in mind, turning your dick into corpse origami does not quite a forlorn maiden robbed of motherhood make. The closest you ever grazed hands with the potential of passing on your DNA was aborted from the woman who made the mistake of having unprotected sex with you, and in a rare act of mercy, fate intervened so we were spared Amhole: The Next Generation. Blessed are we the people, truly.
 
Kev is still sniffing around Rach, a female he met IRL on his UK tour.


I really need this thread to realize that Rach is a tranny just like Kevin.

We've known for a long time that trooning out is just wanting to chase a high and getting that instant gratification from starting HRT, but Kevin and Krampus talking about how they needed to start HRT now now NOW and thus they didn't have the time to freeze some sperm is another example of this. I have no sympathy for these two who are whining about never being able to have biological children of their own now since they inverted their dicks as soon as they could. You absolutely had the choice to wait before HRT and surgery to make sure your affairs are in order. You weren't literally going to die in the time it took to freeze some sperm before downing your first dose of titty skittles. Shut the fuck up.

An aside, but one I think puts this into perspective. I've been close with two women who have gone through cancer. It took a couple months from diagnosis to surgery to remove the cancer, then a couple months still to start chemo/radiation/other treatments. These women had literal CANCER continuing to develop in their bodies and they still had to wait with that knowledge. I'd imagine that they wanted that shit out of their bodies the second they were diagnosed, but it doesn't work like that. Probably because oncology is a real and trusted branch of medicine while tranny shit isn't.
 
almost six years later and he still hasn't been fucked in his new vag :(

It is December 12th, 2345
Kevin has still not been fucked in his new vagina
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I also like that all the stuff keV lists he's likes about the Digimon games are stuff that handholds you through it because any form of challenge is literal murder to him
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
It is December 12th, 2345
Kevin has still not been fucked in his new vagina
In the year 2525, if man is still alive
If woman can survive, they may find
In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie
Everything you think, do and say
Is in the pill you took today
In the year 4545
You ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you
In the year 5555
Your arms hangin' limp at your sides
Your legs got nothin' to do
Some machine's doin' that for you
In the year 6565
You won't need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long glass tube

In the year 7510
If God's a coming, He oughta make it by then
Maybe He'll look around Himself and say
Guess it's time for the judgment day
In the year 8510
God is gonna shake His mighty head
He'll either say I'm pleased where man has been
Or tear it down, and start again
 
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