There are key parts of our digital backbone that have been built on bulletproof systems that are about to get hyper-jeeted. I don't mean they're gonna get jeeted. I mean a level of jeetification is about to happen that goes beyond anything else in tech. This is critical infrastructure. I'm sure we'll muddle on through, but what's about to be lost can't be recovered.
It was nice having an Internet. When the Internet finally collapses because of pajeet incompetence, I will miss shitposting with you retards.
I have a theory that if we want to get rid of the jeets we just need to make more trains, because they seem to have a fucking obsession with being crushed by trains.
You know, maybe the train-obsessed autistic retards documented in the
r/fuckcars / Not Just Bikes / Urbanists / New Urbanism / Car-Free / Anti-Car thread were onto something. Now that I think about it, there
is a high amount of autism in the tech industry, and the tech industry was one of the first industries to be hollowed out by pajeets. Were the anti-car/pro-train urbanists trying to warn us about the dangers pajeets pose to civilization? Were they trying to immunize the country against the coming invasion?
The
warmest temperatures on that map are in the low 20s, high-teens. Nothing even above freezing. Well, it's been nice shitposting with you retards. My husband and I are clearly going to freeze to death. I suppose I should leave the faucets to drip so authorities only have to clean up our bodies, and not also the flooding from burst water pipes.
If I'm reading the documentation on ECMWF charts correctly than it should be noted that these are variance in temperature NOT actual temperature. So, for example, the average temperature on the southern tip of Florida will be one degree cooler than average (say 67 F as opposed to 68 F) and not -1 F as the actual temperature reading.
Oh, that's much less entertainingly dramatic the The Day After Tomorrow becoming real. A shame, I was seeing that section of deep purple over Minnesota with lows of -44, and was thinking to myself, "Well, that's one way to get rid of all the Somalians in Minnesota."
Weather retard here
First of all, that's a temperature anomaly chart that shows the difference between the historical average temperature for that day and the forecasted temperature.
Second of all, that's a forecast for 192 hours out from now. Deterministic models like this one are basically useless that far out.
We are probably not going to freeze
Well, I'm still going to buy a new winter coat, anyway. You never know when global
cooling warming climate change is going to cause the ocean currents to collapse and the consequent global superstorm plunge us into a new ice age. I'm gonna need something heavy for going out and hunting woolly mammoths.