💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into Jobland, where jobs grow on jobbies
Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into Jobland, where jobs grow on jobbies?
If Daniel Radcliffe wasnt made to go get a job when he was 11, why would the talented boy Cyraxx have to? The popularity of Harry Potter amongst middle-school girls inspired Chance and he is gonna follow the same path!
 
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Did a window get broken? I went back 4 pages in this thread and didnt see any mention of it, apologies if I'm late and gay.

On the topic of electronics it would be super simple to put an arduino nano into an xbox and program it to ground 2 points on the xbox motherboard after a set number of power cycles so the xbox works for say 20 times then it suicides.
 
Did a window get broken? I went back 4 pages in this thread and didnt see any mention of it, apologies if I'm late and gay.
Either something will happen or nothing will happen.
In the event something happens, nothing will come of it.

Every time someone goes up there it ends with nothing.

Hey guys, I'm at Raxx's house!
Did you get in?
No.
Did you see Chance?
No, just Ed.
Did Chance come out?
No.
Did you at least punch Ed/Sally/or Chance?
No, we talked for a minute and I'm back in my car, going home.
 
The latest buddy troll arc has been rather low energy, but it did result in this gorgeous soundbite:



I'm now confident that the only way Raxx can avoid a homeless arc is if he leaves his mortal coil while still in the attic. If this was any normal person, Sally dying first would be an easy pick. But who knows how many years those mangled goblin organs have remaining.
 
Either something will happen or nothing will happen.
In the event something happens, nothing will come of it.

Every time someone goes up there it ends with nothing.

Hey guys, I'm at Raxx's house!
Did you get in?
No.
Did you see Chance?
No, just Ed.
Did Chance come out?
No.
Did you at least punch Ed/Sally/or Chance?
No, we talked for a minute and I'm back in my car, going home.
I think John knows better to actually head to 339 and interact with Chance

My guess is he was on a holiday trip and said that he was heading to Ohio to fuck with Cyraxx. I honestly don't see John doing this kind of stuff
 

Struggling to find the right words here but it's interesting how for around half a month now Chance has basically stopped mentioning John, William, and Southern. Like this is a pretty strong cold-turkey kind of cutting off. Seeing John pulling multiple bits on Chance with like zero reaction from the goblin is definitely a change of pace I wasn't expecting. Maybe this is just a waiting game to see if he becomes confident to start fighting the trolls again, or maybe he found his Flutter who's keeping him in line.

FUCK YOU JACKIE YOU ALCOHOLOC WHORE YOU ABOOOOOZED ME TRIED TO MAKE ME GET A JOB FUCK YOU I HAVE A NEW GF MUCH BETTER THAN YOU WHORE

1 day later

FUCK YOU TVOLLS YOU WILL NEVER MAKE ME BREAK UP WITH JACKIE

Don't forget that he got with another "best girl ever" and then broke up with them to go back with Jackie in less than 24 hours. Real question is where all these GFs are coming from or if he's just faking it all.
 
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Struggling to find the right words here but it's interesting how for around half a month now Chance has basically stopped mentioning John, William, and Southern. Like this is a pretty strong cold-turkey kind of cutting off. Seeing John pulling multiple bits on Chance with like zero reaction from the goblin is definitely a change of pace I wasn't expecting. Maybe this is just a waiting game to see if he becomes confident to start fighting the trolls again, or maybe he found his Flutter who's keeping him in line.
Its happened before. This gf troll seems to be willing to give him full attention, which i think speaks volumes about the mental stability of this buddy troll
 
I think John knows better to actually head to 339 and interact with Chance

My guess is he was on a holiday trip and said that he was heading to Ohio to fuck with Cyraxx. I honestly don't see John doing this kind of stuff
John is the only one I see as normal compared to the others after Marty.

I hope WGH gets envious knowing a newfag like John is better in every way when it comes to trolling the goblin. I know their all friends right now but I am waiting on that tension break.
 
I hope WGH gets envious knowing a newfag like John is better in every way when it comes to trolling the goblin. I know their all friends right now but I am waiting on that tension break.
It will happen, and WGH will pull some bullshit reason out of his ass
 
I hope WGH gets envious knowing a newfag like John is better in every way when it comes to trolling the goblin.
WGH really only seems to care if youre giving any sort of benefit to raxx without cooperating in any ops which is why Ethan was allowed to continue even though he was technically a buddy troll
 
It will happen, and WGH will pull some bullshit reason out of his ass
I suspect it will be the same reasons Cinemas gave.

William will say John isn't doing his part to really stop Chance, pull some random moral clause out of his ass about how to mess with him "the right way."

He'll accuse John of being a grifter and say he brings nothing to the game. I been predicting for a while now they will turn on the guy but it is only a matter of when and reason. Something is going to break as they always do in these groups.
 
99% of buddy trolls involve themselves for the attention or in hopes they can become part of the lore. They are usually just as retarded as Raxx. The CIA Holes and Ethan's are the only one's that appear to have a real purpose i.e. help with ops or to leak info to the trolls. Good buddy trolls are very rare. The rest should be called out as the try hard fags they are.
 
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