Milk or Cereal First - Soggycels or Crispychads

[DickMain]

My girlfriend says I'm a psycho nigger for being in an apparent minority of pouring the milk first.

PROS

One: I can pour the exact precise amount of cereal I require at any given moment without the risk of the bottom layers going soggy. My cinnamon toast crunch retains the optimal amount of crunch for the entire dining experience.

Two: Following point one, I don't need to refill the milk as often as the cereal absorbs less of it overall. This allows for me to have more milk for more cereal.

Three: You are a nigger if you disagree.

CONS

One: See section one, 'PROS', point three, "you are a nigger".

Kill each other over cereal technology.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Where is the option for people who prefer oatmeal?

 

[DickMain]

Where is the option for people who prefer oatmeal?

That comes in your choice of forty-five or nine millimeter (or hemp cord for you health hippies). Same for Grape Nuts faggots. We're here to talk REAL SLOP

 

[Anti Snigger]

I’m using Indian content as a “fiber” reaction btw

 

[Preacher ✝]

At that point why not just use one of those bowls with separate sections?

 

[The Last Stand]

I do them both at the same time. Cereal in one hand, milk in another. Instant pour.

 

[DickMain]

At that point why not just use one of those bowls with separate sections?

Wyświetl załącznik 8173637

Alright, Western Union, what about us POOR PEOPLE shopping Great Value?

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Neither. Mixing milk and cereal is like letting meat and potatoes touch on the plate, and should be subject to capital punishment.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Alright, Western Union, what about us POOR PEOPLE shopping Great Value?

It's less than $10...

 

[Speedrunner]

In reality, you place the bowl first, unless you're eating directly on the table...

 

[DickMain]

It's less than $10...

I will eat my nutritionally-balanced breakfast the way the Lord and General Mills intended; one bowl, under God.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I will eat my nutritionally-balanced breakfast the way the Lord and General Mills intended; one bowl, under God.

But segregation is based.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

Glass of dry cereal, glass of whole milk on the side. No wasted utensils. No soggy cereal.

 

[oldTireWater]

Jesus wept. You think the species has solved a technological problem and then you walk into a third-world hovel and find some motherfucker trying to flip a wheel end-over-end.

 

[DickMain]

Glass of dry cereal, glass of whole milk on the side. No wasted utensils. No soggy cereal.

This is why nobody likes you fence sitting centrist pussies

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Both at the same time.

 

[Seymour Glass]

you should really cut the sweet sloppa out of your diet. become hot cereal pilled

 

[FOUND YOU!]

Milk first, straight from the cow.

 

[Please fucking kill me]

Who the fuck wants to eat dry ass cereal? Nigga you like shredding your mouth?

 

[Banquet Meal]

i eat my cereal with a fork so i get minimal milk.