That sounds a lot like legal advice...
Nick is obsessed with Daggerpussy. He's not fooling anyone when he claims to have standards.
I mean, let's be real. She's asexual around Ralph. Many such cases. (I can't explain Nick or Mersh though....)
I am ashamed to be witnessing multiple people fall under the spell of a 20-something, unwashed, frumpy, shitty-major-yet-undergrad-drop-out, C-cup at best, poorfag e-thot.
Being a cheap whore goes a long way towards temporarily distracting guys with no standards from everything else wrong with a bish.
> le ironic lowered glasses face
Nick would have you believe he'd smash THAT (and fall deeply in love) but not smash THIS
She has the wacky hair and proportions of a Dr. Seuss character.
Nick is even more retarded than I previously thought if he considers that fat. Admittedly, I lean more towards dear feeder's taste in women, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
He's this weak and retarded but imagine him even being able to find a woman more female than he is.
There's a reason why I have clear boundaries with the women I play video games with on the internet with. I just want to shoot things good as a team and try to keep that clearly defined.
Hey baby - help me get of of this onesie and I'll teach you why they call me "daggerpussy"!Brixton Yorker also claims to be asexual. Nick loves a woman who doesn’t even want to cum.
This is a great video on his descent.
I'm 3 and a half minutes in and there's an awesome kino moment
Where's the 5k LOCALS gift?
If he sees an animal on the road he's deliberately hitting it. Without a doubt. He's a sadistic skelly freak.