💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Brian Oblivion]

In a functioning legal system, it's obvious Nick doesn't have a case here - Aaron can't lose all right to legal protections just because he himself engaged in misconduct, that would be absurdly unfair. But given how the courts have licked his boots before, I don't blame Nick for taking a shot.

The right to give your kids cocaine and have your wife get plowed by other guys anonymously is apparently enshrined in the Minnesota Constitution.

 

[Vibralldo]

Up to the judge to decide the weight of the testimony elicited. I was just speculating if that is why Rekieta is interested in finding a clip. Maybe for impeachment purposes?

Could also just be Nick trying to find a clip to epically own Aaron after the Miley interview redeemed him a bit

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

Up to the judge to decide the weight of the testimony elicited. I was just speculating if that is why Rekieta is interested in finding a clip. Maybe for impeachment purposes?

But there would be nothing to Impeach Aaron on. He said he didn't know/remember if he did. That is not the same as denying it and telling a lie (if he did/didn't).
But this is Rekieta we're talking about, and in his mind a YT watermark is impeachable.

 

[Terror_Mouse]

I can already see White making the argument that it is impossible for Aaron not to remember this video, so he should get to impeach him since the not remembering was obviously a lie.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

this is Rekieta we're talking about, and in his mind a YT watermark is impeachable.

Rackets made the argument that since Coggles put a watermark on the video rendered it inadmissible because Cog could have edited in Nick's finale. The judge watched BOTH streams and ruled it was admissible as evidence.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Nick should just generate fake AI footage of Aaron saying it and submit it.
Cmon Nick you're smarter than the judges. The judge would never know.

Only thing that came to mind is Aaron staring into the camera while saying "Kayla Dungeon" and pulling a switch.

 

[Oxyjen]

Only thing that came to mind is Aaron staring into the camera while saying "Kayla Dungeon" and pulling a switch.

Please make this.

 

[not william stenchever]

A conventionally pretty nothing special blonde was higher up the sexual totem pole than this junkie could have ever hope to access and he only managed to access her by having her fed to his disgusting wife first.

Teenagers that have no idea what the fuck they are doing with relationships are more put together than this (no longer practicing) lawyer twig-thing.

 

[Buster Bloodvessel]

Nick's Credo

 

[Melty Butter]

Okay time for everyone to start admitting it.

This is a microscopic version of the Epstein emails today. We already knew all of this.
Per Star Trak:
1. Nick and Kayla were slobs
2. Kayla is a whore

This is entertaining, but not a revelation. It's always nice to get confirmation, but let's be super clear about this:

Until a family member, April, nanny, pastor, teacher, neighbor, cop, or CPS worker comes forward, there's no more news here. (And, btw, we had plenty of CPS leaks, so it's always possible.)

Would it be funny if Camelot/Elijah/Aaron admitted to having sex with Rekieta? Well, sure. Would any of us be surprised? Absolutely not. (Same goes for the Hedo bulls.) This just seems like a lot of unnecessary drama to me.
...

In other news (not news), I was briefly in the archives of the thread today. This amused me.


Credit to @Intrusive Thinker. Dated June 2025.

 

[Sneed Force One]

[ L / A ]
How hilariously humiliating that Nick can't even pretend to be a pretend lawyer.
Suffah, Balldo, Suffah!

 

[Pentamidine]

In other news (not news), I was briefly in the archives of the thread today. This amused me.

They do not have $1m+ in investments that don't count that house. They SHOULD have WAY MORE than $1m in investments given Nick's few years of success but we know that they burned through all of their liquid savings and investments due to having to take out that home equity loan that they couldn't pay back.

The one way I COULD see them having enough investments for Kayla to walk away with $1m+ is if it's controlled by Bob/Celeste. Actually, now that I think about it, Nick's probably just talking about the trust fund money that the Rekietas give them cash out of.

 

[keke]

Yeah her saying Nick was grooming her was pretty funny.
I don't think her mothers notes are the killshot she thinks they are though. She should post them anyways so Nick can confirm they're legit like the retard he is.

Grooming can mean a lot of things, not just the underage kind. Nick was grooming her in the sense that he’s testing the waters with sexual topics to see if she’s interested in sex with him and his wife. She shouldn’t have used that word, but just clarifying that I don’t think she’s alleging a crime or anything like that.

Edit: Also, aside from that, Nick’s constant chat messages about “no fats allowed” when it comes to Faran in an attempt to dismiss her falls incredibly flat when you remember Nick described his experience at the nudist resort to be life changing. Because he fucking loathes his own body, seeing other people naked, including the fats, with more confidence than him, inspired him deeply. Never mind that he was openly flirting with her.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

How hilariously humiliating that Nick can't even pretend to be a pretend lawyer.

"Rekieta Law - a small Lawfirm in rural Minnesota Cuckshed next to Minneapolis"

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Now on stream commenting on the legality of the Mikey interview. WATP and Melton "are not the media".

He needs to leave the legal analysis to lawyers.

Also, his argument was that the public needed access to the public jailhouse recordings when allegations of wrongdoing is involved. Lets see if he can see "access to bodycam footage" in his analysis.

And he is still obsessed with Aaron. He did a "bunch of research" on jail phone calls because his former boyfriend was recorded?

 

[Generic Misc]

Is there a good, concise video on Nick Rekeita's rise & fall? I recently watched one posted about Fuentes in his thread. Thanks for any help.

Turkey Tom is usually a good starting point, especially because much of his content is harvested from here anyway. It's a bit outdated but it's good enough to help more recent developments make sense.

 

[Oxyjen]

Grooming can mean a lot of things, not just the underage kind. Nick was grooming her in the sense that he’s testing the waters with sexual topics to see if she’s interested in sex with him and his wife. She shouldn’t have used that word, but just clarifying that I don’t think she’s alleging a crime or anything like that.

There was also the implication.
“We’re best friends so I have deleted the stream to protect you, you did and said some very naughty things, I guess you don’t remember”.

“Hey friend, tell me about your vibrator!”

Literally using kompromat to gain further access. She should know how that works.

 

[KiwiChud]

Youtube | Preservetube

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Dumb. "You should kill yourself" is a colloquial saying that usually, and I'd argue 95% of the time, doesn't, mean the person saying it wants someone to actually kill themself. What Nick has said about wanting to drive Aaron to kill himself is substantially different.

It would be funny as shit if Aaron asks to enter the bodycam footage where Nick tells the police investigator to catch a fatal case of gonorrhea to rebut Nick's retardation. It would be the perfect venue for making the body cam public.

 

[Sneed Force One]

He did a "bunch of research" on jail phone calls because his former boyfriend was recorded?

He did a bunch of research to enable this interview. I would not be surprised to learn that this entire idea was "vetted" by a involuntarily barred idiot.
Its pretty obvious that Restricted Rekieta and Megamind Moody work together to be the pseudointellectuals enabling an unfunny soy nerd (Karl) and a pedophile (Melton).