💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[AnOminous]

What we really need is speculation regulation.

You sound like a fed. Who WANTS regulation?

Nick Rekieta has a JD from a bottom of the barrel law school, a few years experience part timing as a strip mall lawyer, and that's it.

Fun fact, he has the same matriculation as other people in this drama, like the JUDGE currently judging him.

 

[hesaback]

I'm a Britbong and over here DMT isn't that well known. When I was either working or helping put Raves on I saw more kids fucked up by legal highs than I did with grotty "Fat Tony has sorted uz out with 4 Gs an 20 pills. Can yer bird shove em up her chuff for some freebies?"

 

[Exterminate Leftists]

It's stunning how much further he falls each time he gets featured. Is is his dick or drinking that causes his perpetual self-sabotage?

 

[hesaback]

It's stunning how much further he falls each time he gets featured. Is is his dick or drinking that causes his perpetual self-sabotage?

It won't be drinking because he is on probation in the land of law and order.

 

[Sneed Force One]

It's stunning how much further he falls each time he gets featured. Is is his dick or drinking that causes his perpetual self-sabotage?

Ethan Ralph has provided evidence that he has been huffing Nitrous Oxide as early as three weeks ago. His brain is shot.

 

[AnOminous]

It's stunning how much further he falls each time he gets featured. Is is his dick or drinking that causes his perpetual self-sabotage?

In his weird world, it's that every time he doesn't just get hauled off behind bars, it's a win for him. He doesn't comprehend that every moment he is of legal interest damages him. Throw in the drinking. That contributes to his inability to act like a normal person, and not like a faggot with weird faggot belly tattoos that he has apparently applied to himself.

The sad fact is that Nick is retarded. The fun fact, and we don't even know it, is was Nick lying when he admitted his nitrous intake was scary. Many of his streams on nitrous were kind of scary because while we kind of want Nick to live for entertainment value, that shit could kill you.

Don't kill yourself that way, Nick. (He literally admitted he wouldn't do that hope he keeps his word.)

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

I sincerely hope Schaffer gets dragged into the Dabbleverse like Ethan Ralph. He could get into cringe debates with Mersh and get into legal trouble for sexually assaulting one of the SimpCast guests (again).

The only reason I disagree with this is I'd much rather Elijah and nick independently have an "It's a pretty view" moment. The only thing that would be bad about it is people trying to sweep for them after in the name of civility and that in Nicks place people would blame us instead of him.

Maybe he thought he could get an intro to Crowder and be exposed to a new audience

Correct me if I'm remembering wrong but I thought he basically confirmed this at the time?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

The brown stuff the cops found was DMT?

DMT is most definitely not normally brown in color, the typical synthesis impurities found in tryptamines are pink or a sandy light yellow in color. At best "brown DMT" is effectively spoiled and breaking down.

Nick's "DMT" was likely either a knockoff like 4-AcO DMT or more likely synthetic cannabinoids cut to hell with dog shit and phenethylamines.

Considering Chaos had to test his coke for fent he clearly wasn't a high roller in the drug world, despite his gay sunglasses and retarded valet jacket.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Wyświetl załącznik 8156573
his forehead isn't gonna last much longer

What do you mean? That forehead is conquering his entire skull.

I asked Grok to analyze the photo, ignore the Crowder mug, and tell me about the homeowner.
Wyświetl załącznik 8156840Wyświetl załącznik 8156843
"...with warm wood tones contrasting the colorful disarray."

Damn, I'm tempted to ask grok to analyze my space. Prompt?

 

[hesaback]

What do you mean? That forehead is conquering his entire skull.


Damn, I'm tempted to ask grok to analyze my space. Prompt?

Tom is your new friend on Myspace

 

[Soapmore]

Damn, I'm tempted to ask grok to analyze my space. Prompt?

I first asked just this:

Look at this photo and provide any psychological determinations of the homeowner. https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/cuckcave-and-crowder-mug-jpg.8155317/

When it commented on the Crowder mug, I asked it to repeat the same analysis and ignore the Crowder mug. The output from that second question is what I posted.
(Note: I just added two more images to the post, where I informed Grok that the room belongs to Nick Rekieta)

 

[Maraschino]

Seriously though, how does he look worse now than he did during the Coke stream? What the fuck happened to his face and hair?

Stress from his defamation case with Monty, combined with nitrous abuse. I'm pretty certain his dad (who is obviously older) doesn't have such a fucked up hairline. It looked fairly consistent at least until late 2023 to early 2024, where it noticeably gets worse, and fast.

Perhaps I'm naive but I think KC not covering Nick has more to do with Ashton being heartbroken by Nick's story - particularly about the kids.

I disagree but not completely. Part of it has to do with how much the story personally pisses off Ashton, because Ashton (along with Metokur) believed that Nick had the potential to break out of Youtube and actually become a nationwide figure in legal commentary, only for him to completely throw it away from his drug abuse/alcoholism/swinging cuckoldry. When people compare Nick's downfall and Ralph's downfall, they note Nick's is worse, because his peak was so much higher than Ralph. Ralph was fucked from the onset due to a lot of horrifying things that happened to him while he was younger (doesn't excuse his current behavior), but still managed to create a show that entertained people, only for his latent issues to overcome him and beat his ass.

In contrast, Nick had every single advantage in life, and every single reason not to fuck up. At one point he was the second most superchatted person on Youtube in the entire world, second only to Tim Pool (And this was right around when the Vtuber craze started)...and yet he decided sexual degeneracy and cocaine were more valuable than leaving a legacy to support his wife and children. It's fucking disgusting how he threw it away, and his grandparents would be ashamed. If you're a person who doesn't know about Nick and sees this, you'd be heartbroken. If you, like most people in this thread, were a fan at one point, it fucking infuriates you. Null's statement that the most vicious critics of a person were once the most ardent defenders is true for Nick.

All that said, I think the reasons Ashton and Andy haven't covered Nick very much recently is three-fold:

One, Nick just hasn't made much content to make fun of (HE'S BORING! HE'S BALD!), he streams maybe once or twice a month at that, and the stuff he does is boring.

Two, the stuff he has done just isn't substantial enough to warrant covering. Remember that when KC started popping off from their Rekieta coverage last year, they had his coke stream, his arrest, and his child testing positive for cocaine all back to back to back. If you hated Nick around the time of those events then (and you should, it's objectively the correct opinion even now) you were feasting. At peak activity, this thread was moving hundreds of pages per day, and it was glorious.

Three, they're prioritizing people who are currently doing more ridiculous and funny bullshit consistently. Ian and Anisa are the first come to mind, obviously.

I think there's maybe three things that could result in some form of substantial Nick coverage by the Casino:
1. Another arrest
2. Body cam footage release
3. Some other form of legal feltening that can't be ignored

I'd recommend using good opsec even if you don't give a single shit whether Nick doxes you, because having him spin his wheels seething about who you are is its own reward.

The internet has left people way too comfortable with giving out their personal information. If you're not a retard, nobody should be able to know where you even work.

I think the poorfag Rekieta arc is coming sooner than we think.
He is frequently complaining about the cost of things. He's not paying his speeding tickets, has admitted a regular job as a possibility.

I unironically believe Nick would let his children starve if the alternative was to get a job that paid the bills. He let his children starve when he did have a gig that paid the bills, for fuck's sake.

Yes, I do think that lowly of him, and you should too.

Dear God, are... are we back? Maybe?

If Rapt's post is accurate, there's legal shit going on with Nick we don't even know about. There's a non-zero chance we could be getting something funny before the end of 2025, whether it's through the grapevine by someone who knows him, or something that comes out through other means. I'm hoping we get a CFAA charge (cope) but if he was to get in legal trouble for something else entirely, it could still be really funny. Still don't think he'd win LOTY, because I think they're just going to give him some sort of achievement this year that means he can't qualify for it anymore.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Nick is screaming about Kash Patal and his girlfriend's lawsuit to no one. His whining barely generates one or two likes.

Nick doesn't have a valid law license, who cares what he thinks?

 

[not william stenchever]

What we really need is speculation regulation. Maybe a high council of kiwis that let everyone else know when it's okay to share their thoughts?

The Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil has undergone mission creep and the Noolocracy must expand to meet the expanding needs of the Noolocracy.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

Perhaps I'm naive but I think KC not covering Nick has more to do with Ashton being heartbroken by Nick's story - particularly about the kids.

He’s just not funny anymore. He abused his kids and got away with it, and doesn’t even care. He’s really more and more of a horrowcow anymore and the only reason anyone follows him is hoping for his (actual) downfall.

Compare him to a goofy fuck like Hambly who they cover constantly who is funny but the worst thing he’s done or is likely going to do is end up getting divorced and putting some ancient e-thot who lives at home out of work.

 

[AltisticRight]

What we really need is speculation regulation. Maybe a high council of kiwis that let everyone else know when it's okay to share their thoughts?

Speculating is fine, anyone who does this will be questioned, especially drip feeders. There's always a motive. Sometimes it's what they think was funny and sometimes it's attention seeking. The two we've had weren't the latter so there's that.
What's stupid is having speculation being the entire discussion taking up pages upon pages and devolving into faggotry infighting. If anyone wants to speculate on shit go post in the red forum Mass Debates.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

He’s just not funny anymore. He abused his kids and got away with it, and doesn’t even care. He’s really more and more of a horrowcow anymore and the only reason anyone follows him is hoping for his (actual) downfall.

Compare him to a goofy fuck like Hambly who they cover constantly who is funny but the worst thing he’s done or is likely going to do is end up getting divorced and putting some ancient e-thot who lives at home out of work.

By this metric they shouldn't have covered ali ahkbar. Or pedo tech usa with the drop box....thats all a cope KC has gone garbage time and picks on low hanging fruit they can harvest three times a week to keep retarded pay pigs paying so they can steal clips from the farms and act like they spent hours clipping for about 3 days for 6 weeks then take 3 weeks off.

Nick alogging as its done by someone like meme copium takes time to invest in the lore thats seemingly ever evolving and we know what the Canadian work ethic looks like they would rather rehash the same iDubbz is a cuck Phil's a beggar and quartering shits his pants

But when nick steps on rakes he is somehow boring????? They spent the last three months literally doing the same fucking show with the same jokes just changing costumes

 

[Melty Butter]

Well, this is not the KinoCasino thread but just to put a point on it:

I think there's maybe three things that could result in some form of substantial Nick coverage by the Casino:
1. Another arrest
2. Body cam footage release
3. Some other form of legal feltening that can't be ignored

To which this is the response:

they would rather rehash the same iDubbz is a cuck Phil's a beggar and quartering shits his pants

I find Andy and Ashton's show WAY too long but entertaining. It should not be a slog but usually is.

I will never understand what they choose to cover endlessly. No one needs iDubbz for 2 hours. Like, no one. Boys, the Internet is bigger than the sektur.

Some of the funniest drama on the Internet is happening in "girls" spaces atm. HiddenTrueCrime/Lauren Matthias/Mormon did a fucking 9 hour live stream, has issued 4 Cease & Desists, her retarded and obese psychologist husband (who does not work) thinks she's as famous as Brad Pitt, and TurtleBoy and TheGlarer - to circle it back to Rekieta - are involved. Oh, and she's very mad at Law & Crime.

Why is she upset? Her DMs may be leaked in which she was mean about Lori Vallow Daybell's family.

It's the most entertaining story ever.

 

[not william stenchever]

Compare him to a goofy fuck like Hambly who they cover constantly who is funny but the worst thing he’s done or is likely going to do is end up getting divorced and putting some ancient e-thot who lives at home out of work.

Worst thing he could do is crash his shitty little airplane into a school or something.

But that's true of most people into recreational aviation.

 

[LiquidKid]

I'm pretty certain his dad (who is obviously older) doesn't have such a fucked up hairline

You get your hairline from your mother’s bloodline nor your father’s