💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[SmashJT is GAY & Divorced]

So as we are anxiously awaiting Ian's new masterpiece (lol), what is everyone's over-under on our chances on getting Lolcow of the Year?
I know we had thread-derailing debates on whether Rekieta would steal Anisa's rightful crown, but he's basically off the radar now.
Bossman's gone silent, because, yknow, jail.
What other rivals do we have left to get rid of before our Kween and Kang can have heir rightful spot on the Cuck Throne assured?

Part of me hopes lolcow Alyssa Mercante has a spectacular meltdown, and somehow steals the lolcow of the year award.

I think Anus and The Raped have this one in the bag though.

If Ian's hairline was better he would have trooned out already, and there would be no competition. As it stands, there's a small glimmer of hope for someone else to fuck up spectacularly before the year is over.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

This is embarrassing

As was pointed out up thread he just traced their pics and gave her a fatter ass and removed Anisa-and-I's faggy makeup. While also claiming to be very skilled in photoshop and never using AI.

 

[Generic Misc]

Ian Jomha has a "Ask Me About My Pronouns" mug. (Tranny arc getting closer).

I used to think this was funny but unlikely. Now I'm pretty confident its on the cards.

We know his world is limited to Anisa and his chat/discord. There will be no concerned pushback, every step down the road will be supported and encouraged.

• He's already renounced masculinity, to the extent that he can't even tolerate a loud male voice.
• He has no masculine friends - he's practically 'one of the girls' already.
• He already dresses androgenous.
• He constantly thinks and talks about trans issues.
• He's emotionally vulnerable - he knows everybody hates him.
• He will find 'community' if he transitions - enough are just hard wired to accept any guy in a dress.
• He thinks it will shield him from criticism - not as a cynical ploy, but it will give him something new to focus on in life and it adds an extra dimension to his 'growth and development' from the old idubbz.
• There is nothing interesting left in his life. I doubt they will have kids. Transitioning is a massive life event that can give someone like Ian 'purpose' that he clearly lacks.
• I don't think he's closeted homosexual and I don't think it matters. He's seems entirely disinterested in sexual acts.
• The next major step will be becoming non-binary because gender just never made sense to him, y'know?

To me, the only wildcard is Anisa. On the one hand she would love the perceived social points for having a transitioning spouse. On the other hand, she knows it will only increase the ridicule they get and she will be blamed for cucking him so hard he gave up and became a woman. She must also know it wont be financially successful. I am grateful that I cannot get into the head of a person like Anisa.

 

[scumfuck]

If Ian's hairline was better he would have trooned out already

Nah I disagree. Have you seen the horrifying balding trannies??

 

[3D2A]

To me, the only wildcard is Anisa. On the one hand she would love the perceived social points for having a transitioning spouse. On the other hand, she knows it will only increase the ridicule they get and she will be blamed for cucking him so hard he gave up and became a woman. She must also know it wont be financially successful. I am grateful that I cannot get into the head of a person like Anisa.

I'm sure she would sell the fuck out of The Raped's transition for social points. Showcasing her superior social justice prowess by being with a trans. But once the highs (lol) run out for her, and she's milked his transition for all its worth, she'll dip and claim "There have been signs for years, and I need to focus on myself". Mark my words or call me . Either way that's where I'm placing my chips.

 

[shoashuffle]

I used to think this was funny but unlikely. Now I'm pretty confident its on the cards.

We know his world is limited to Anisa and his chat/discord. There will be no concerned pushback, every step down the road will be supported and encouraged.

• He's already renounced masculinity, to the extent that he can't even tolerate a loud male voice.
• He has no masculine friends - he's practically 'one of the girls' already.

Unless we're counting han, he has no friends.

 

[Andy Soying Out]

I think Anisa will go "non-binary" and use they/them pronouns like how Jerma985's ex-gf did, and that will be the extent of it.

 

[Pirateporkchop]

I'm sure she would sell the fuck out of The Raped's transition for social points.

Sell it to all 5 buyers.

 

[Lady Rhea]

Ian Jomha has a "Ask Me About My Pronouns" mug. (Tranny arc getting closer).

It'll happen because her man trooning out is the perfect hell of a bpd whore's own making. Isolate him by picking fights, sideline him by attention seeking, pervert him with desperation to sexualize herself, not to mention all around emasculate him. And his one true revenge becomes making himself the least desirable partner he can while also strong arming her into staying for progressive good goy points. AND ON TOP OF IT stealing her well deserved attention and supportive discord messages for the rest of her life. shout out ethanisonline

 

[TigBaker]

While also claiming to be very skilled in photoshop and never using AI.

Lol what a retarded Anisa-level lie. The filename has undeniable proof of AI use.
"AI face swap"

 

[Jewbag126]

Apparently Anisa worked at Denny’s as a teenager or in college or something so they go there a lot. Mike and Kate mentioned that and Ethan (whose community already has a running joke about him being spotted being stinky at Denny’s) made fun of him for it. So Ian tried to reclaim it with some bizarre rant about Denny’s being for the working class while presumably Ethan and Hila are going to steak houses.

Wow I knew it was some retarded inside joke but like wow, how boring. They actually make everything so bland and mundane. It's hard to believe anyone can watch the pitiful streams they shit out. I still cannot even begin to fathom that he had 7 million subs and went to streaming to a peak audience of 185 people. I wanna see Anisa rant more to random discord users about how bad Ian smells, that was gold.

 

[crb]

Nah I disagree. Have you seen the horrifying balding trannies??

Put some RESPECT to Benjamin Franklin's name when you talk about him

 

[Aquarius]

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Troons cannibalizing them. Well played jomhas!

just want to make this abundantly clear for those who weren't in the stream. lan isn't dressed as "trans dobby" he is dressed as regular dobby. The nightmare for JK Rowling is that her characters are trans allies. That's the joke.

Sorry if we didn't make it clear enough. I assumed most people understood holding a trans flag doesn't make you trans. I personally think that would have been in very poor taste to do that and I hope the people I care about don't including my trans identifying fans didn't take it that way. I will be more clear in the future if I decide to throw another punch at the ghoul which is JK Rowling

Couple things:

• She writes terribly. Doesn’t she mean “the ghoul who is J.K. Rowling”? Or, “the ghoul that is J. K. Rowling”? This is a relative pronoun error, or - more specifically - the incorrect use of a relative pronoun.
• Her line about the characters being themselves (as trans allies) and not being their LGBTQ+ equivalents doesn’t make sense. She said she wanted to be “cunty” Snape, and Ian said he wanted to be “trans Dobby”. Cunty is a term used by drag queens to refer to convincing female impersonators. So, like, clearly they were reimagining the characters as trans or trans-adjacent.
• Does Ian not know that Dobby is male? Like, Dobby has a high voice and shares a name with a woman on Peep Show, but he’s male. Honestly, I’m confused as to what Ian even meant and whether “trans Dobby” is FTM or MTF.
• Maybe I’m thinking about it too hard but would “cunty” Snape be Snape-as-a-man dressing as a woman? So, like, Anisa is pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman? Is Ian being male supposed to reflect Dobby’s sex or their “preferred gender”? This is so convoluted and weird. It feels like they just use words like “cunty” because Anisa wishes she were a troon. Baffling.
• If Anisa wanted to make the message clearer, why not have Anisa-as-Snape point aggressively to the camera while Ian-as-Dobby confidently wags xir flag from behind her. That would sort of give the impression that Anisa-Snape is a good guy protecting troons and house elves from bullies. But nah, Anisa defending Ian’s honour and making a face isn’t sexy. Better pose in such a way as to make it look like you’re George-Washington-on-the-Delaware and Ian-Dobby is a boat. Who cares if it makes it look like Snape is using Trans-Dobby as a foot-rest, Anisa needs to do a “bad bitch” pose and show off her drag-inspired contouring. It’s all so tiresome.
• Anisa calling Rowling a ghoul is hilarious. As a point of comparison:
  • J.K. Rowling has donated more than $200 million (over £160 million) to charitable causes. She dropped £10 million, and, later, £15.3 million at a single time to the University of Edinburgh’s neurology unit.
  • Creator Clash 2022 raised USD$1.3 million for charity, and then lost $250,000 in 2023 for a net total of $1.05 million dollars for charity.

​	Amount (£, millions)​	Amount (USD, millions)
Rowling (Neurology)	25.3	33.3
Rowling (Total)	160	200
The Jomhas	-	1.05

• • In other words, this “ghoul” has donated 31.7x more money to a single charity than Anisa and her husband have donated to all charities, combined. She has donated over 190x more money to charitable causes over her lifetime than Anisa and Ian. And unlike Anisa, who piggybacked off her husband’s career, Rowling accomplished her feats after ending a marriage to an abusive man. She did it all by herself, without publishing a single titty pic.
• Rowling is a Bri’ish woman with a violent ex-husband. I think she can take a punch. Anisa, meanwhile, has dropped out of how many boxing competitions now?

Anisa is a sell-out who condemns other women to rape, death, or worse - all so that she can be popular online. Ian trooning out and tending to his IBS-basted stinkditch would be the fate she deserves.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

probably sooner there'd be some quentin reviews scenario where a vapid troon hoe is trying to get attention

What if I told you:
1. She wasn’t a troon. She just looked like one.
2. He was the one that led her on because he is a male pick-me. And still allowed his fans to say he had been sexually harassed when they never met irl.
3. The only reason anyone outside of his thread knows about it is because that Channel Awesome a-log troon tried to turn it into a cancellation and the troon lookalike was calling Quinton out for 2 years before that.

Half of you rightfully call Turkey Turd shit but still only know what he chooses to interpret of niche lol cows. Which is funny because the anti-transphobic (but racist) faggot literally went through the same arc the Raped is going 6 years ago and he got famous summarizing Content Cops.

Bonus: that hoe LIKELY came here to shitalk and dox Quinton and she was into his biggest ball washer rather than him.

 

[Leo Frank]

In other words, this “ghoul” has donated 31.7x more money to a single charity than Anisa and her husband have donated to all charities, combined. She has donated over 190x more money to charitable causes over her lifetime than Anisa and Ian. And unlike Anisa, who piggybacked off her husband’s career, Rowling accomplished her feats after ending a marriage to an abusive man. She did it all by herself, without publishing a single titty pic.

Anisa and Ian have actually only donated a little over 2k of their own money that can be proven. 1k to Kaceytron’s legal defense for theft and Ian donated a little over 1k to SU2C (official CC3 fundraiser) during Hasan’s stream to one up Ethan since Ethan donated 1k first. The rest of that was other people’s money from ticket sales. Rowling’s donations came out of her personal fortune, not a “charity” event she ran and handed over the money.

Sure, the Jomhas/partners could have kept ALL the profit after expenses but they knew having a successful charity event would only make the brand worth more, hence the seven figure offer from Fox to buy it after only one successful event. They admitted they thought year two was going to be much bigger so they forfeited profit the first year to make the brand worth more and in their minds saw a big payday coming after a few successful events. People are always willing to spend more money if “charity” is attached to it.

it’s still up in the air about that “50k” donation they made during CC2 for PR reasons since the recipient charities said both donations came from real good touring. 50k probably just came out of whatever share they were planning on taking from profits that year. They can always prove people wrong and show that that money came out of their own personal finances but they won’t.

 

[Lime]

I am grateful that I cannot get into the head of a person like Anisa.

I guess it's just a delusional narcissist but getting in her mind she would probably view him as a tool. Trooning him out would offer to reap sympathy benefits while trying to chase clout. In her mind she cannot empathize people as having any sort of thoughts that are not hers. You hear it on the podcast. Every conversation is about her or her wants because that is all she understands.

So weighing in the costs I think she is isolating Ian in basically groomer discords while curating his audience to push him to cut his dick off. This would be useful in her machinations of trying to rebrand Ian by literally killing his original identity.

It's kinda hard to psychoanalysis because she is of low intelligence as well so you cannot attribute greater plans in her mind as much. It could be very childish reasonings. But that's my autistic college try.

 

[SmashJT is GAY & Divorced]

I think it could really happen.

I only found out last year that Jim Sterling trooned out. He had things going as well as they could for an obese, balding hoarder (steady income etc.)

The Raped is medicated, destitute, and indoctrinated...

 

[EatYourVeggies]

Found a Johmican ballwasher in the wild:

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Honestly not even part of the sub but for some reason this shit keeps getting suggested to me.

Some....no most of you guys need a fucking life. Like holy shit yall post more about these two dorks then the fans.

You guys are kinda being gay tbh and simping over people you hate.

Mods just go ahead and ban me from this sub so I don't have to keep seeing this gay Lil circle jerk of dorks with no life.

Go play a video game or go talk to a girl. Idk yall wasting your life hating two people who don't seem to care.

Starting to understand why this gay subreddit was made.

Any guesses what this ARYAN BEAST looks like? Who is this Adonis Thundercock telling me to talk to girls and stop wasting my life?




This made me laugh so hard I almost spilled my coffee. It was so perfect I almost suspected it to be a troll/ironic post, but he's been replying seriously in the comments:

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No actually you're right haven't had a chance to shave the head again since I took this Pic. My head razor broke. I'm looking a Lil homeless too.

I call this laid off for a month look

 

[Andy Soying Out]

He looks like norwooded Frank Hassle

 

[This Fucking Guy]

It's definitely something related to CC3. If Anus had moved for any other reason, she would have been plastering it all over social media and making a big deal out of it. "Oh I'm going back home, what a miracle!!"

I'm guessing either, they were worried about legal fallout from CC3, or more likely, they ran out of money and couldn't afford the mortgage and lifestyle anymore.

This. Anusa couldn't wait to proclaim 'We're broke!' on their first podcast in Canada, something that even waterboarding couldn't get out of her. She loves to boast and brag and lie, and this stream must have been especially painful for her because she couldn't show herself in a consistently good light.

I think at that point they had less money, but I don't believe for a moment they were broke., unlike now.

She was desperate to deter anyone that was tempted to sue them. Watch the clip again and you'll see need to persuade.

*Edit* Grammar