💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[AnOminous]

Wasn't that the whole thing about Aaron violating his HRO when Geno mentioned Kayla? He agreed to something unconstitutional, but he agreed to it, therefore it sticks? Now suddenly, if Nick and his current best retard friend break the HRO; it's unconstitutional so it doesn't apply? I'm willing to accept there might be some fine hairs to split, but from my view, it looks like Nick is banking on "This doesn't apply to me" while wanting it to apply to Aaron.

There are (as always) some exceptions, but the general rule is if you're under an injunction and you violate it, it's contempt, even if the injunction is subsequently vacated, dissolved, modified no longer to cover your violation, or any other thing.

 

[StarTrak]

I wish you knew how much content this thread has cucked itself out of with it’s autistic need to know

@StarTrak is the cousin you’re referring to her “bestie”? I always wondered if they stayed close once the Qover was formed

There's no doubt about this! There are stories and media (lots of receipts) that people that shared with me, but they know how out of hands things can get here. They are okay with exposing Nick and Kayla's lies, but not being hunted down.

Unfortunately, some of the really juicy shit is left on the table.

I wish you knew how much content this thread has cucked itself out of with it’s autistic need to know

@StarTrak is the cousin you’re referring to her “bestie”? I always wondered if they stayed close once the Qover was formed

Yes, the "bestie."

 

[Captain Manning]

REKIETA VS. FARAN, ROUND... WHATEVER-THE-FUCK

Straight to the point, I am sure Nick's Faran narrative from last night is more lies lies LIES.

Here's the proof:

Nick claimed the other night that Faran invited Nick and Kayla to come to Washington D.C.. Faran had recently moved there from Chicago. He also says he was never interested in Faran, because of her weight.

Faran portion begins at approximately 5 minutes.

However, two things are evident from going back and reviewing that infamous 2022 stream in which Faran & Nick were drunk off their asses. The one that was followed by a private conversation between the two of them. After which Faran let slip that Nick claimed Kayla wants to swing.

1. Nick, in fact, told Faran that he wanted to come to Washington D.C., and bring Kayla. That happened during the live portion of the show. Before their private conversation where he alleges she invited him to D.C..

Moreover, he wanted to do so to buy Faran "the most complicated sex toy that exists." This was after Faran told Nick she does not own a sex toy (which Nick found "baffling," for some reason).


The first line is Faran, and all subsequent ones are Nick.

Later on:


Here Nick tells Faran that he can find sex shops all over. Doesn't matter if it's Chicago or Washington D.C..

2. After talking in a self-depricating manner about her own weight, Nick says that he thinks Faran is hot. Here he was comparing her contemporary look to her time as a dancer for the Chicago Bulls:


Foreign = Faran. The poor speech recognition is trying its best to interpret two inebriated people.

Now, you might think that maybe he's just being nice, but even if we accept that Nick is not at all interested in Faran (I have my doubts that Nick is as picky as he wants people to believe he is), that gives no insight to what his wife's tastes are. Nick also took on a more sexualized tone the longer the conversation went on.

Is it possible that the news lady was telling the truth this entire time, and that he needs to spin a B.S. narrative because of their Twitter spat over the summer, and the fact she's been mentioned in this thread a lot lately?

Gee, I wonder.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The fact is men tend not to be friends with women they wouldn’t fuck in theory, even if they have no intentions of doing so. Mostly if men will be seen with you in public it means they’d fuck you. That plus Nick overtly flirting with her has always made me call BS on Nick’s claims he only fucks rail-thin women. (And FWIW April was bigger than Kayla.)

 

[Vibralldo]

I think it's safe to say Nick's tried to fuck every female streamer he's encountered

 

[SargonF00t]

Here Nick tells Faran that he can find sex shops all over.

It's like Rekieta is a modern day Sherlock Holmes.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lol Melton was banking on recovering costs from Aaron??

 

[Captain Manning]

I haven't seen that leaked text before, the part that stands out to me is "Part of me thinks it's her and he's trying to go along with it..."

Yeah, see my post above.

Even if Nick is genuinely not that all that interested in Faran himself (I have my doubts on that), that doesn't answer the question whether Kayla was. Faran seemed split on whether it was all Kayla's idea, or whether Nick was just claiming it was Kayla's idea.

I myself could never really decide. I just didn't want to let Nick off the hook for anything. That was something Balldoguards were trying to do as things starting going really south.

Also, mind you, that conversation is from September of 2022. The Farms didn't identify Hedonism until December of 2022, but Faran was already talking about a "swingers island" two months before.

Faran caught an enormous amount of shit from Nick's fans when that leaked (how dare she impugn the honor of the totally trad and monogamous Rekietas!), but she was a canary in the coal mine. This thread was moved out of Multimedia the following month (the anniversary is this 17th, if anybody wants to celebrate Nick officially being declared a lolcow).

And, of course, the whole rotten facade came crumbling down more and more over the following years.

Frankly, I am content to say Nick and Kayla can both go to hell.

 

[Melty Butter]

625 Watching

- I'm not taking notes tonight. It's a low-energy but fairly good stream, so far - I call it like I see it.

- We can see his eyes, which is helpful.

- His takes aren't the worst I've heard. I learned years ago not to talk about Israel v Palestine too much. People lose their minds.

- It is weird that Elijah is being sued; I don't regard him as particularly important.

 

[200MB]

There's no doubt about this! There are stories and media (lots of receipts) that people that shared with me, but they know how out of hands things can get here. They are okay with exposing Nick and Kayla's lies, but not being hunted down.

Unfortunately, some of the really juicy shit is left on the table.

"Since you girls and boys can't be good little retards you don't get your receipts."
This shit is beyond obnoxious.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

- It is weird that Elijah is being sued; I don't regard him as particularly important.

Sydney Watson sued Elijah Schaffer (and The Blaze) for sexually harassing her and creating a hostile work environment while they worked together at The Blaze. The Blaze responded by firing Schaffer and settling with Watson for an undisclosed amount. So, sexual impropriety is the tie that binds Rekeita and Schaffer.

 

[AltisticRight]

Rackets is currently reply guying like a Jeet to e-milfs on Elon Musk's Xwitter. Isn't it like 4am in Minnesota? Lmao
Wyświetl załącznik 8150263

Go to bed you fat useless deadbeat.

Meme Copium just revealed that before ISTG Kayla used to go on 8 hour "shopping trips" and after "meeting a friend" at the beginning of each trip would turn off her phone for the duration. And there was definitely "dick involved."

ETA
Meme clearly has plenty of stories from someone and he is so relaxed when revealing it he clearly thinks everything he has been told is true. Drex as source?

How many bulls does this slut have?

 

[Kosher Dill]

There's no doubt about this! There are stories and media (lots of receipts) that people that shared with me, but they know how out of hands things can get here. They are okay with exposing Nick and Kayla's lies, but not being hunted down.

Really, it's for the best in that case. If someone here can hunt them down, so can anyone else. I'm sure a lot of the people in question are locals who don't particularly want the town crackhead paying attention to them for sanitary reasons.

 

[Edward Teach]

uh, fuck nuts is dressed as bono again.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Really, it's for the best in that case. If someone here can hunt them down, so can anyone else. I'm sure a lot of the people in question are locals who don't particularly want the town crackhead paying attention to them for sanitary reasons.

Yup. This is an open forum. If someone posting something here can lead to them personally being identified, a non user here could also easily do it. If they don't realise that, yes, better they stick to the belief that kiwi farms users are uniquely gifted in hunting.

As for with who, I think it's a near certainty that both Kayla and Nick have been sharing stuff, including nudes, far and wide over a period of years and might not even remember how much and with who. Locals? Less likely.

 

[Captain Manning]

How many bulls does this slut have?

Now, wait a minute. You sure you wanna risk rating Ralph an E-tier bull?

Remember how Ralph chimped out because LEGAL DICKSUCKER was rating legal takes on the Gina Carano lawsuit, and he gave Nick an F (below even Legal Bytes)?

You better watch yourself!

Altistic Right! Altistic Right! More like ALTISTIC DICKSUCKER!

 

[Burt Macklin]

I would like to gloat and say I found his HOT TOPIC belt. I've also found his WALMART Willmar tinted blue sunglasses.



Or these...


Take your pick faggots!

EDIT:
Key of CWC needs to do a Rekieta U2 BONO version of "Beautiful Day"... But called "A Federal Raid"

Someone please let him know...

 

[Solomon Bundy]

I'm late on this, but Elijah Schaffer has two sexual harassment complaints in his past, not just the Syndey Watson situation, but he was also fired from The Blaze after drunkenly groping Sara Gonzalez in August 2022 at a movie premiere. Schaffer and Rekieta are two peas in a pod.

EDIT: Shaffer was already doing dog-whistle Wignat content before he became unemployable, so along with the current defamation lawsuit against him by Kash Patel's gf for claiming she's an Israeli honeypot, I am not surprised at all that Schaffer is now claiming he's been the target of (((conspiracy))). Shaffer can't get work because he's a raging closet case sex pest, not a Jewish conspiracy as he claims.

 

[AltisticRight]

Now, wait a minute. You sure you wanna risk rating Ralph an E-tier bull?

Remember how Ralph chimped out because LEGAL DICKSUCKER was rating legal takes on the Gina Carano lawsuit, and he gave Nick an F (below even Legal Bytes)?

You better watch yourself!

Altistic Right! Altistic Right! More like ALTISTIC DICKSUCKER!

He's done better by calling me the psychopathic femoid janny already.
The RALPHAMALE comes up with the best insults.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Why is he starting to look like kash patel? He wanted to be a nigger but he's morphing into a jeet?