💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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I've decided to play Kingdom Hearts again after 20 years, only to be welcomed by this:

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Other choices that could've been included:
>not being manry enough
>tfw no gf for toilet sex
>a shower
>ouchies
>fat
>ghost rape
>penis stuck in stomach, can't get it out
 
KuwabaraTheMan powiedział(a):
Those are some hilarious descriptions. Says nothing about the items but tells strangers that you have problems with your mother and am a big disgusting fat bitch with a bad attitude. Bravo Pixy.

I've long wondered why 90% of the things she says online are just retarded questions that make no sense. I guess I don't understand mental illness.
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Understanding mental illness is one thing. People pre-occupied by concepts like gang stalking or number based conspiracies I can get my head around but Sarah's carousel of non-sequitur delusions and phobias are in a league of their own imo. Even the fact that they seem so transient and benign makes her kind of novel to me. She used to freak about being tattooed, seemingly apropo of nothing but then one day without warning she wants a tattoo. So what was the tattoo thing all about? And why was the concept to disturbing to her when she can clearly parse on some level that a tattoo is voluntary procedure and she has agency over that.

She's one that I can't really armchair any more. What would you diagnose her as if you were a professional who could see the whole picture, her online and offline life. I imagine very autistic and maybe "pure o" OCD? Schizo affective seems to fit her fairly well. It's a shame we will never know because she's truly a specimen to behold.
 
athousandrustynails powiedział(a):
Understanding mental illness is one thing. People pre-occupied by concepts like gang stalking or number based conspiracies I can get my head around but Sarah's carousel of non-sequitur delusions and phobias are in a league of their own imo. Even the fact that they seem so transient and benign makes her kind of novel to me. She used to freak about being tattooed, seemingly apropo of nothing but then one day without warning she wants a tattoo. So what was the tattoo thing all about? And why was the concept to disturbing to her when she can clearly parse on some level that a tattoo is voluntary procedure and she has agency over that.

She's one that I can't really armchair any more. What would you diagnose her as if you were a professional who could see the whole picture, her online and offline life. I imagine very autistic and maybe "pure o" OCD? Schizo affective seems to fit her fairly well. It's a shame we will never know because she's truly a specimen to behold.
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Of her verbal tics, what I find most interesting is the "I WILL NOT BE HARMED" one.

She's seriously mentally ill, no question, but the use of future tense, and indicative mood in conjunction with passive voice is... rare.

I really hope she gets help, but that's unlikely in Texas. If she ever does end up in an institution, however, she'll certainly supply someone with material for a PhD thesis.
 
Lord Of Shit powiedział(a):
The situation is even more interesting and trollable than that.

Although the Japanese and the Koreans both really don't like to acknowledge it, the Japanese probably descended from Koreans whom immigrated to the Japanese islands from the Korean peninsula. Their genetic relationship traces back far further than the Japanese invasions of the medieval or early-modern eras.
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This is true. No matter how strongly the Japanese want to claim that they're some special pure race they were spawned from the Koreans and Chinese.

I've mentioned this before but my in-laws are convinced they're "pure Japanese" because they lack body hair and those Japanese that do have body hair is because they have too much Korean or Chinese blood.
 
Falcon Sebben powiedział(a):
This is true. No matter how strongly the Japanese want to claim that they're some special pure race they were spawned from the Koreans and Chinese.

I've mentioned this before but my in-laws are convinced they're "pure Japanese" because they lack body hair and those Japanese that do have body hair is because they have too much Korean or Chinese blood.
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Hah, the level of body hair is probably more from an admixture of Ainu blood, but they like to talk about that even less.
 
Kosher Dill powiedział(a):
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I just keep imagining Sora is Pixy in that awful wig. I can't unsee. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

If she ever actually played KH she would probably freak out when Tidus asks Sora what he's afraid of and one of the answers is old. The questions in this section only have bearing on stats and exp gain. But she'd take them personally.

When you talk to Selphie she asks what's most important to you:
Being number one.
Friendship.
My prize possessions.

While Pixy cries all the time about not having friends I can't see her resisting the allure of being Ichiban Idoru-chan numba 1!
I still believe if she could magically become a kawaii 18 year old Asian girl she'd be ecstatic and drop the gender LARP like it never existed.

She did some more "blank stare autism" photoshoots. Notice the "chin tilted up trying to look like a man" pose that just looks like a sped trying to hold in a gigantic fart. Also she got a cheapo Walmart watch. Does she not know that some women wear men's watches because they like the style and bigger face? A man's watch does not make you look manry. Instead of a watch she should have bought an iron. Does she keep that shirt crumpled under the bed?

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Here she is wearing huge Hollywood starlet shades over Debbie's secondhand glasses. Does she not see how feminine these are? Either it's more cheap crap from Walmart or they are also Debbie's pool shades. More talk about her hated eye color. I wish someone would give her a copy of The Bluest Eye and tell her to stop moaning.

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Her brain has always been male u Ga1Z! She's not rewriting history! Stop calling her ma'am!

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I can't believe I totally overlooked her gunt practically busting out of her very feminine purple stretch pants. I assume those are part of the Sebastian photoshoot she wants to do. Even though Sebastian's clothing isn't purple. But these pants match her bright purple pullover that lacks a hood and is also the wrong color. Girl be colorblind.
 
Vampirella powiedział(a):
She looks like a weird middle aged mom that's trying to be cool with the kids. I'm going to be serious, the only other women I've seen that look as haggard as Pixy are hookers. Given her past it's understandable.
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She is exactly that, except for the "mom" part.

And we dodged a bullet on that one. Can you imagine a mini-Pixy? *shudder*
 
Vampirella powiedział(a):
I'd feel sorry for mini Pixy. I think it would be this.
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Oh, fuck, hell, no, I read that comic once before, and while it is brilliant, it also gave me the Big Sad.

And you are dead-on correct; that is exactly what it would have been (if the girl were not removed from Pixy's "care", anyway).

Since Pixy has not gone down that route, thankfully, I can't laugh at her. Do we have a SadCow tag?
 
Lord Of Shit powiedział(a):
Oh, fuck, hell, no, I read that comic once before, and while it is brilliant, it also gave me the Big Sad.

And you are dead-on correct; that is exactly what it would have been (if the girl were not removed from Pixy's "care", anyway).

Since Pixy has not gone down that route, thankfully, I can't laugh at her. Do we have a SadCow tag?
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I can't thank God enough for not letting any of those nasty fuckbuddies impregnate Pixy. I don't think even Debbie could have stopped Pixy from giving the poor kid a Japanese name and weebing it out from birth.
 
Dysnomia powiedział(a):
I can't thank God enough for not letting any of those nasty fuckbuddies impregnate Pixy. I don't think even Debbie could have stopped Pixy from giving the poor kid a Japanese name and weebing it out from birth.
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I'd say it's a miracle (for Pixy, us, the human race, etc.) that she never got knocked up, but I cannot believe that this was a result of responsible use of birth control.

Her gynecological health is... not good, and so she has likely become sterile through constant infection and inflammation.

She probably does have rather a lot of stomach owies. And her "stomach penis" is likely a severely-inflamed and almost-prolapsed uterine cervix.
 
Dysnomia powiedział(a):
Here she is wearing huge Hollywood starlet shades over Debbie's secondhand glasses. Does she not see how feminine these are?
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She's a man so that means they're manry sunglasses! You can't hurt her by saying they're feminine!"

But seriously, they're so ridiculously feminine they just emphsize how un-manry she really is.

Stinkyboy powiedział(a):
hhhahahhahaha "even as a child i was a sped". bro, she tried to dress up super girly until like 2 years ago.
i know shes got mental problems, but is dementia one of them?
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She's trying to rewrite history. Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia and allied with Eastasia and Big Brother has increased the chocolate ration from 30 grams to 25 grams.

How is "doublethink" any different than what Pixy goes on about?

Lord Of Shit powiedział(a):
And her "stomach penis" is likely a severely-inflamed and almost-prolapsed uterine cervix.
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This is one of the possibilities that she thinks she's got a stomach penis. The entrance of the cervix can look vaguely penis like.
 
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