💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Useful_Mistake]

I'm sorry, "Deifferences?" Did Patrick write this?

No, it's just that Leslie can't really be bothered to spell check her own human rights complaints

 

[break these cuffs]

Personally I wouldn't call cutting myself another slice of cheesecake a "knife fight".
Guess it's a matter of perspective.

ADF once failed to stab a potato on video and I believe it got officially classified as a loss in a knife fight by the sanctioning body of Bum Fights. I don't think lolcows vs food are entirely off the table.

 

[DennisReynolds]

I hope none of you forgot that Fatrick is an expert knife fighter, stalker childs, because he sure hasn't:
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It's the lucky ones who will enjoy prison, many stalker children are destined to fall before Patrick 'the blade' Tomlinson.

This reminds me of the time I made my parents belly laugh by saying I wanted to join the military like them to learn how to knife fight like that badass QTE scene in Resident Evil 4. I was 12.

Imagining Pat getting poked into Swiss cheese by a potential pepperoni source before he can even finish his Street Fighter intro taunt is infinitely more hilarious. Knife fights are not a thing you fat retard

 

[Rungle]

I bet fatrick has great knife skills since he can carve nigger children into sausages

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I don't know what that is and I'm sure as hell not clicking on it.

Here's the second original, better version:

 

[Useful_Mistake]

With the addition of knife fights into his lore how the fuck does this nigger not have a dedicated wiki at this stage?

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/patrick-s-tomlinson

 

[redickulous]

He's talking about accidentally cutting himself while cutting sandwiches.

 

[Swiss46]

What is even a knife fight? I am guessing two people with knives fighting each other.

That's a pretty rare occurrence. You need to have two guys with knives willing to put their life in danger for some petty shit.

Now, assuming the knife fights did happen. Surely someone was injured right? There was a police report right? Or did Pat just assault people with a knife before running away?

Knife fight here is a euphemism for gay men slapping their dicks together in Hooligan's bathroom. By "winning" Pat is talking about the free meatloaf he was given for his excellent swordsmanship.

 

[Kakkerum420]

If you let yourself get stabbed by Patrick S. Tomlinson the hospitals should deny you treatment.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Knife fight here is a euphemism for gay men slapping their dicks together in Hooligan's bathroom. By "winning" Pat is talking about the free meatloaf he was given for his excellent swordsmanship.

It's interesting, then, that he uses the term knife-fighting rather than the much more widely-known term - sword-fighting - yesno?

 

[lol cow supreme]

It's interesting, then, that he uses the term knife-fighting rather than the much more widely-known term - sword-fighting - yesno?

Well, when you only bring a parrying dagger to the fight, can you really call it swordfighting?

 

[Rome Is Burning]

“Multiple knife fights”

Just no. No, Pat. Fuck you. That one is such a big lie I can’t even look past it, much like Patrick’s giant head, when you’re driving behind him

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Now, assuming the knife fights did happen. Surely someone was injured right? There was a police report right? Or did Pat just assault people with a knife before running away?

The whole Hoolie's crew stood up and applauded.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

When this was first discussed over a year ago (IIRC), Pat specifically denied that the “knife fights” were staged during his “knife fight training.” So he does indeed claim to have more than once pulled a knife on somebody over some petty shit.

He has zero notion of what would impress accomplished adults. His only frame of reference for life envy seems to be fellow 11 year old faggots in detention.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

I hope none of you forgot that Fatrick is an expert knife fighter, stalker childs, because he sure hasn't:
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It's the lucky ones who will enjoy prison, many stalker children are destined to fall before Patrick 'the blade' Tomlinson.

The only knife fights he's won were against negro children.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

The only knife fights he's won were against negro children.

I don't know....we have plenty of evidence of negro children winning against Patrick

 

[break these cuffs]

It's interesting, then, that he uses the term knife-fighting rather than the much more widely-known term - sword-fighting - yesno?

I hear knife fight because it conjures up a more brutal image. A sword fight might be The 3 Muskateers or Peter Pan. A knife fight is two dirty guys in an alley getting sliced up. I did some vocational training with an ex-meth head biker who was trying to get his life back on track. He had SS lightning bolts tattooed on hand, the whole nine yards. This is what he had to say about knife fights: "You're going to get cut. You gotta make sure he get's it worse than you do. Try to take it in the forearm and then drive for his chest as hard as you can".

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Even if you managed to get a strike in, his layers of blubber will protect him.

Funnily enough, in the Bible there's a story of an evil king who was so fat that when he was stabbed, his flab swallowed the entire sword. I'm thinking something similar to that would happen if you stabbed Patrick.

 

[cursed autist silver]

I hope none of you forgot that Fatrick is an expert knife fighter, stalker childs, because he sure hasn't:
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bro is that a kitchen knife in fatrick’s waistband???
he’s UK maxxing I guess

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

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It's the lucky ones who will enjoy prison, many stalker children are destined to fall before Patrick 'the blade' Tomlinson.

God fatrick is so tough