💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Midnight Energy Drink]

He still cannot tell it, because he has not yet finished making it up.

It'll be told right after The Winds of Winter comes out.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Star Trekking across the Balldoverse,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kuck!

Star Trekking across the Balldoverse,
The marriage logs are leaking, and it can only get worse!

[Verse 1 — Captain R. Kuck]
I’m Captain Rackets of the LawTube fleet,
Asleep on stream and blocking Twitter heat!
My law degree’s on life support,
And the ethics board finished their report!

[Verse 2 — Kay-Lar the Wife]
Our marriage veered off course, now it’s stuck in reverse,
Beamed down by Chaos, love’s in a hearse.
I said to “boldly go,” try a brand-new plan,
Didn’t think I’d tune in to a radio man!

Star Trekking across the Balldoverse,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kuck!

Star Trekking across the Balldoverse,
Rumours at warp speed, our lives only getting worse!

[Verse 3 — First Mate Elissa]
Captain, there’s another clip to play,
From last night’s meltdown — seven hours, no delay!
The rage was fierce, the cope was tall,
But the algorithm doesn't care at all!

[Verse 4 - The Entire Bridge]
We’re circling stars in the Gossip Quadrant,
Streams promised, disappointment constant.
The 5K gift mentioned, we hope in vain!
Every orbit ends the same!

Star Trekking across the Balldoverse,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kuck!

We’re Star Trekking across the Balldoverse,
Engagement’s dropping, and the takes are getting worse!

 

[AnOminous]

It is frankly still a bit of a head-scratcher to me why he even has his own thread.

It's almost a placeholder for if he fully cows out at some point. Right now, though, it's mainly functioning as a containment thread for Diddleverse pedos.

 

[Sloppa]

"Every warrior needs to plow the fields for a while before sunset, Ralph" -
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I am just imaging Nick as a 80yo 60yo man in the hospice care, with a tumescent prostate from 40 years of alcoholism, sitting on his bidet-frame as his urinary cataher's installed. The nurse and carers silently wondering the same thoughts I wondered, when I was a nurse treating elderly men with zesty tattoos.

"maybe his family never visit him because he's a gay man, poor guy"

"maybe he was homeless as a teenager and some wealthy client paid for him to get those tattoos, they are truly awful. . .nobody in their right mind would get a stomach tattoo after 30"

"I must talk to the Residential Care Nurse again about this "Aaron" he keeps mentioning, it must be an illegitimate son he wants to meet before his early onset dementia makes family reconciliation impossible"

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

"Every warrior needs to plow the fields for a while before sunset, Ralph" -

Are the tatts on his lower stomach real or photoshopped in?

100% real, hilariously enough.

Reminder that the only reason Nick displayed his hideous gay womb tattoo on stream is because the farms found it first. His ODD ass felt the need to get on stream and correct the record that the pink flowers were apple blossoms, not cherry blossoms, and that akshully it was a symbol of the love between him and Kayla, not a humiliation ritual.

I fully believe that if we hadn’t found that Instagram reel, Nick would not have dared to show it off. Makes me wonder what other embarrassing things he has tattooed (and where).

 

[john marston]

The milk is flowing again!

But Aaron....my goo!
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that it's probably the reverse.

 

[newuser131]

"Every warrior needs to plow the fields for a while before sunset, Ralph" -
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geez, next tat.... the tramp stamp.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

* Remember, Nick said the people at the church only reported on him because they didn't like that he had the polycule.

An "orgy house" is probably how they described it. They also 100% noticed him going to the bathroom to powder his nose all the time.

Actually - come to think - they had TWO properties. Why not make the secondary property the drug and orgy house, while the primary house is for the kids and a new Mexican maid? Eldest son takes care of the others (assuming you ever even taught him how to use the microwave) and the maid takes care of your massive mountains of dirty clothes while mumbling "ay dios mio..."

a box of tiny canisters something like 24 at a time

I still see those tiny canisters laying around now and again. I guess there's something about the nitrous user that prevents them from picking them up when they're done.

Do you think nick has piles of full-size Galaxy Gas canisters just laying around the house?

 

[not william stenchever]

I've never seen even a far-gone acid casualty do that kind of shit.

Veterans of the Psychic Wars would take one look at Galaxy Gas and go "excuse me what the fuck".

 

[RaptInPlastic]

An "orgy house" is probably how they described it. They also 100% noticed him going to the bathroom to powder his nose all the time.

Actually - come to think - they had TWO properties. Why not make the secondary property the drug and orgy house, while the primary house is for the kids and a new Mexican maid? Eldest son takes care of the others (assuming you ever even taught him how to use the microwave) and the maid takes care of your massive mountains of dirty clothes while mumbling "ay dios mio..."


I still see those tiny canisters laying around now and again. I guess there's something about the nitrous user that prevents them from picking them up when they're done.

Do you think nick has piles of full-size Galaxy Gas canisters just laying around the house?

One detail I think about now is all the times one or both usually just the dad Rekietas visited.
Like, Bob and occasionally Celeste visit a reeking shithole and go "this is fine."

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Laundry is one of the easiest chores around.

put laundry in laundry machine
put detergent packet in machine
turn on
set phone timer to 5 minutes after machine says it is going to be done
move to drier once phone alarm goes off
set phone alarm again
get clothing from drier once alarm goes off

In reality it is less than 10 minutes of real work.

Folding takes awhile if you do it right, and putting it away is tedious (ime). But if you find it insufficiently time-consuming, develop an intolerance for wrinkles and obsessively get into ironing, starching, and steaming. I'm living that dream, and it nicely takes many hours a week. Just one of 75 million chores I have (nearly) always handled in my home solo, while working fulltime++, and raising some kids, and which jobless Nick + Kayla, + hired help (+ kids, though that's not the kids' fault) can't seem to manage.

Speaking of, how often do you think those carpets underneath the piles of clothes and stripper heels and blow get vacuumed, or the kitchen and bathroom floors get swept/ vacuumed/ mopped? Or how many times Nick has raked/ blown leaves, shoveled the walk, resealed the counter tops, fixed a running toilet, or tightened the screw on a loose door hinge?

One detail I think about now is all the times one or both usually just the dad Rekietas visited.
Like, Bob and occasionally Celeste visit a reeking shithole and go "this is fine."

I'm sure they mainly just couldn't wait to get out of there. They seem fairly detached from Nick & family.

But in their defense, imagine your obnoxious teenaged son now in full-grown smug and menacing adult form screeching and raging at them should they ever raise an eyebrow. "Ok, ok, here'd another $10,000, son. Spend it wisely" starts to seem almost reasonable.

 

[AnOminous]

"I must talk to the Residential Care Nurse again about this "Aaron" he keeps mentioning, it must be an illegitimate son he wants to meet before his early onset dementia makes family reconciliation impossible"

"Sir, you have stage four metastasized pancreatic cancer. You have a month to live, tops."
"But Aaron ate my GOOOOOOOO!"

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Folding takes awhile if you do it right, and putting it away is tedious (ime). But if you find it insufficiently time-consuming

I just hang my stuff and pretend i am putting up a row of darkies

 

[Angry Shoes]

Wait the cherry/apple/whatever blossom on his stomach is real? I always thought it was one of Kayla's clown-vomit tattoos photoshopped on him.

 

[Schpoots]

Whats the point of having a bunch of kids if you dont use them for laundry slave labor?

 

[Captain Manning]

I was reading this (archived previously)...



And it reminded me of this...



"Well, I just find them interesting/amusing, and so do a lot of other people/my audience!"

I wonder if that language can be some sort of tell that somebody is trying to force a cow out of a person they have a deep personal issue with, or it's just a coincidence. I mean, obviously, in both of their cases, they are (Kurt for Nick, and EJ for EVS), but it's oddly similar. EVS's final post from this site immediately came to mind when reading Nick's tweet.

 

[AltisticRight]

Are the tatts on his lower stomach real or photoshopped in?

Sorry to inform you but they are very much real and incredibly slatternly and disgusting. He also sent his gross succubus womb tattoo at various angles to Mersh. Unfortunately, the balldonosis didn't work.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

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I want to believe.

 

[StarTrak]

Mama K. punking Nick on X has to be one of the highlights of the week. Nick really hates her, she completely exposed him when she revealed the details of the bodycam footage. Nick, carry on seething.

I wonder if the Khan, "Our Wife," has anything to say about how he talks to women? Put down the Legos, give us your take on Nick's behaviour.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Whats the point of having a bunch of kids if you dont use them for laundry slave labor?

My siblings and I could do our own laundry by the time we started primary school. Not saying we should have been responsible for making sure we had clean clothes (no allowances given), but it wasn’t a difficult chore. Unfortunately lack of appropriate responsibilities is probably the least damaging thing the Rekieta kids are being subjected to in that house of horrors.