Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

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No, I am not of hardy enough stock to venture over there. I’m too afraid of what I won’t be able to unsee! Vampire Kelly’s fucked up legs still haunt my nightmares!
 
Vicky’s been sperging about passport gender (sex would be more correct, but she’s an idiot) markers, and it’s exceptionally boring so I won’t post the caps.

These are trying times. We need more ascending/descending groans & fights with trans women. *sigh*
 
The fact that the replies are like "why don't you just move to Germany?" is really funny.

For a thought exercise, what would happen if Vicky moved to Germany and tried to suck the teat of the welfare state there? I suspect the Germans are more likely to directly call her out for faking and being a fat kweer American than NYU is, but it seems like such an obvious out from her supposed life threatening problems in the US.

Edit: also bets on whether that US passport is an X or an M?
 
Jupiter Doughnuts powiedział(a):
The fact that the replies are like "why don't you just move to Germany?" is really funny.

For a thought exercise, what would happen if Vicky moved to Germany and tried to suck the teat of the welfare state there? I suspect the Germans are more likely to directly call her out for faking and being a fat kweer American than NYU is, but it seems like such an obvious out from her supposed life threatening problems in the US.

Edit: also bets on whether that US passport is an X or an M?
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Germany seems to be pretty up there in the doctors willing to cater, and then some, to munchies though.
Wonder if she's got any family over there who could be freshly leant on, maybe with the good word proviso from Here Markhoff that she cuts her shit. I can imagine the parents grasping at the straw that it might be good for her to change scene. Whereas she would just munch even harder ig.
 
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This cracked me up, though. Vicky, you don’t have to worry about being ”outed” to anyone. Everything about you screams NEUROTIC FEMALE despite your bald head and the gaudy polyester shirts you wear.
 
AfghanBlue powiedział(a):
Why would she even need to use her yank passport to board anyway? Are zee Germans banned from America lol
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It's a weird thing for her to complain about. Of course if she boards a flight to the US, the authorities will want to make sure she's allowed to be there, which means "outing" to customs that she is a US citizen with a valid passport. If she really doesn't like it, she could always renounce her US citizenship and passport.
 
Jupiter Doughnuts powiedział(a):
The fact that the replies are like "why don't you just move to Germany?" is really funny.

For a thought exercise, what would happen if Vicky moved to Germany and tried to suck the teat of the welfare state there? I suspect the Germans are more likely to directly call her out for faking and being a fat kweer American than NYU is, but it seems like such an obvious out from her supposed life threatening problems in the US.

Edit: also bets on whether that US passport is an X or an M?
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German healthcare isn't as good and free as non-Germans seem to believe. Basic healthcare makes you pay a lot of necessities yourself, and only covers parts. I have an elderly relative with basic coverage who genuinely needed an eye operation and a hearing aid, and she had to pay several thousand Euros from her meagre pension.

there are private insurances which cover more, but before you can join those, you have to get a clean bill of health, which, as we know, she would never get. If she does come here, she might get a rude awakening. I hope that she goes to Berlin. They deserve her.
 
HIV is a nightmare for Vicky. All the drawbacks of a chronic lifelong medical condition with none of the sympathy. The actual homos will tell her to take her meds and walk it off
 
Zemblan Physics powiedział(a):
Also, she’s never had sex, has she?
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There was probably a window of opportunity when she had all that crazy pooner energy and was surrounded by young men who make unwise penis decisions, a time when she hadn't gotten too hairy yet nor entered the munchie era.

It's a questionable strategy to start posting about being horny on the very same social media where you talk about being homeless, repeatedly describe how hard it is for you to bathe, and how you misplace room-temperature mayonnaise in your bed.

I guess it's more honest than trying to catfish someone on a dating app.
 
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