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Disney World Guests Are Dying At An Alarming Rate​

The Most Magical Place on Earth has seen an increase in death. Four people have died at Disney World in Orlando, Florida, in the last 20 days.

On November 2, as reported by Entertainment Weekly, a woman in her 40s visiting Disney World was taken to a local hospital, where she died. The news was confirmed by a representative from the Orange County Sheriff’s Office via a statement shared with the outlet. No cause of death was shared, but authorities denied “foul play.” Disney World didn’t provide a comment when asked by EW.

This is the fourth parkgoer to die in the last few weeks. On October 16, Summer Equitz reportedly committed suicide while staying at Disney World’s Contemporary Resort hotel located near Magic Kingdom. Five days later, a man in his 60s was found unresponsive in his bed located at Disney’s Fort Wilderness Resort and Campground. His wife called 911, and medical personnel arrived and took him to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced dead on arrival. Two days later, on October 23, another guest at the Contemporary Resort died after a reported “medical emergency.” And then the previously mentioned death on November 2 occurred, less than two weeks later. Also, on October 7, a woman in her 60s died after riding the Haunted Mansion attraction at Disneyland in California. She was taken to a hospital and later pronounced dead.

While none of these deaths occurred inside the actual theme parks or on a ride, they did happen in and around Disney property, which includes many hotels, restaurants, highways, and more. At the moment, these deaths have not been directly connected to Disney World or Disneyland personnel, food, or infrastructure.

Still, for a place that markets itself as the happiest and most magical place on Earth, the body count is getting shockingly high. Of course, deaths have happened at Disney World before, but the frequency of these recent events has put the park in the spotlight in a way I imagine Disney execs aren’t excited about.
 
I am going to posit my own hypothesis here:

People are increasingly unhealthy and the stress of walking from the churro stand to Pirates of the Carribean is too much of an increase of exercise at once. The strain is triggering health conditions, causing their death.


This isn't true. Death generally isn't declared on site as it is usually not declared until life saving measure have ended. People have been declared dead on Disney property, mostly from vehicle accidents, but since most actual deaths in the park are from things like heart attacks, any medic on the scene is going to start chest compressions.
Yeah unless the guy's head is gone or similarly needing a high budget sfx miracle they'll usually keep the body wiggling until they can get into a full emergency room just in case
 
While none of these deaths occurred inside the actual theme parks or on a ride, they did happen in and around Disney property
Fuck you, journos. I have direct family working there, so thanks for giving me a heart attack for nothing with your headline. What's "in and around" supposed to mean, Fort fucking Lauderdale? Fucking urinalists.
 
This isn't true. Death generally isn't declared on site as it is usually not declared until life saving measure have ended. People have been declared dead on Disney property, mostly from vehicle accidents, but since most actual deaths in the park are from things like heart attacks, any medic on the scene is going to start chest compressions.
Yeah the "ahkctually" method. "The person stopped breathing for 20 minutes straight at our park totally didnt die here! Only doctors and medical professionals can decide when someone is dead!"

"Decapitated? Only a medical professional can state the head can no longer he reattached and only then is he legally dead!"
 
This is a proper patched together mess of a "story" but if it's bad for disney and costs them money then for once I don't hate a journo
 
Very stupid article, no details on anything except that one is a suicide and really shouldn't count. I'm not an actuary or anything but I have to imagine when you have thousands and thousands of people traveling to sunny Florida and spending time in a new environment you're gonna lose a few to random underlying health issues and it's really no one's fault. Heart attacks happen.
There's something like 150k people there any given day between the employees and the guests. That's a small city. Deaths are going to happen, but after that first very visible suicide now people are paying more attention.
 
Yeah unless the guy's head is gone or similarly needing a high budget sfx miracle they'll usually keep the body wiggling until they can get into a full emergency room just in case

When you be a black man in da streets if you get shot to death and the police come and just put a sheet over your dead body instead of putting you in the ambulance, the mothers be getting really angry and start screaming at the police to take him to the hospital
 
There's something like 150k people there any given day between the employees and the guests. That's a small city. Deaths are going to happen, but after that first very visible suicide now people are paying more attention.
3 deaths per day per 100,000 population is average in the USA.

If Disney is preventing people dying who should be dying, that’s even scarier than Disney killing people.
 
3 deaths per day per 100,000 population is average in the USA.

If Disney is preventing people dying who should be dying, that’s even scarier than Disney killing people.
Well, no gun violence. Traffic deaths are rare, since there's the buses and shit. Pools have life guards so children drowning is less common. It's not a direct comparison to a city with people driving and killing each other, but just the random underlying conditions or old people not waking up are still going to happen.
 
Disney World has so many fat people now
And many of them are walking significant distances when they get to Disney, even though they only walk from the couch to the fridge at home. They're completely out of condition for any walking.

Exercise they're not used to + heat and humidity + salty fatty park food = dead fatties. Some are also getting blood clots from having been on a long flight to Orlando. There's also Grandma wanting to take a last family trip with the great-grandkids.
 
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