💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[not william stenchever]

Nick's dad must have really failed him.

Nick probably saw daddy in the cuck chair while mommy was getting plowed and that's the genesis of "WHY DIDN'T MY PARENTS TALK TO ME ABOUT THEIR SEXUAL INTIMACY IN GREAT DETAIL" hangup.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

How in the fuck did you get a picture of the inside of Nick Rekieta's home?

Don’t care just waiting for more to drop now.

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

I would DIE of shame, living like that.

Drink enough whiskey, do some whippets, and you'll feel no shame at all. I bet that Nick suffers from suicidal urges every second that he's sober because who wouldn't?

 

[chalkyresidue]

Nick probably saw daddy in the cuck chair while mommy was getting plowed and that's the genesis of "WHY DIDN'T MY PARENTS TALK TO ME ABOUT THEIR SEXUAL INTIMACY IN GREAT DETAIL" hangup.

IKR? It would have really dried his tears about his own wife making a fool of him.

 

[ChooChoo]

Even if Kayla and Nick were incapable of handling this themselves, all they had to do was this:

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The thing that's most upsetting about hoarders is how often they're people who have the time and resources to address the issue. These were two (to four) mostly unemployed people. They can't blame this on the kids; they weren't throwing the parent's clothes into the closet. They were millionaires for fuck sake.

Take the family down to Mexico and let some brown people clean it up for you, or better yet, some white people! Problem solved.

 

[Jershua Coomer Troon]

She really is the Ultimate CuckQueen

A cuck queen is a woman who sits in the cuck chair. Kayla would be called a "hot wife." Kayla obviously can not handle being the cucked one, as the ousting April made clear. I only know this because of the r/polyarmory thread here.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

Strong gambit to get the Casino to ditch their vacation.

Thanks @StarTrak!

Not happening the Canadian work ethic is on par with the the domesticated basketball American

 

[Unknown God]

My theory is that @StarTrak is the eldest son. Nick was so scarred by his parents not talking about their sex lives with him he has shared everything about him and Kayla with the eldest. The eldest is resentful about having to parent his parents - and being choke slammed at the chiropractors office - that he is now sharing these pictures. It also makes sense, to me, that he would be taking pictures like this for some sort of emancipation or to gather evidence to protect his siblings.

Now, I'm never right about anything so this is almost certainly not true but it is my theory.

I fully support schizo theories and I want to join in on the speculation! There are a limited number of people who could be doing this, some more plausible, others less.
- The most obvious one would be Aaron, as he has been in the house, has an ax to grind, and has demonstrated sufficient retardation to risk doing something like this and getting drop kicked by Minnesota courts even harder. If he gave someone the pictures during the restraining order and they were originally taken by Kayla (the first one had what looked like a woman's foot in it) he may be turbofucked because Kayla could produce the same pictures and tell a judge that already hates Aaron that he is the one doing it.
- Another obvious one would be April. We don't know for sure how resentful (if at all) she is at the Rekietas but if the rumors that she is getting remarried are true, she could easily have been convinced by her new husband that she was greatly mistreated and humiliated and some payback is warranted. The small problem with this is that she could do even more damage by receiving a $6000 check from Null and letting the body cam be released, but maybe she just wants to do this anonymously.
- One of the kids, as you speculate, is another possibility. But I have no idea how to gauge how resentful they may or may not be at their degenerate parents because discussing underaged persons is generally not allowed on the Farms directly unless as accessories to discussing other people, and I am absolutely not going to stalker-child them on whatever socials they may have to get an idea of their personalities.
- Maybe Kayla had enough and is getting ready to execute Operation Cuck Dump. Maybe in concert with True Love Matt?
- Maybe disgruntled CPS worker. Most schizo theory of all since it involves someone risking a very serious criminal charge and career suicide.

tl;dr: exciting times ahead!

 

[Chode]

less than a week before they got married, Nick drove her to True Love Matt's house to determine if she was truly ready to marry Nick. Nick had to know if what they had was True Love or if she was just a slag who made a mistake.

> Calls everyone a cuck
In reality he drove his fiancé to her bull for a pre-marital piping.

> Calls everyone a pedophile
I'm doubting that the curriculum got him kicked of the homeschooling co-op.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

The thing that's most upsetting about hoarders is how often they're people who have the time and resources to address the issue. These were two (to four) mostly unemployed people. They can't blame this on the kids; they weren't throwing the parent's clothes into the closet. They were millionaires for fuck sake.

Take the family down to Mexico and let some brown people clean it up for you, or better yet, some white people! Problem solved.

Unfortunately, there is often a psychological aspect to hoarding which makes such a cluttered situation preferable to the individual, such as unconsciously providing a sense of safety--put simply, the outsider thinks "this is a mess", while the hoarder thinks "this is my mess".

Is it illogical? Of course--but neurologically speaking, only the front of the brain deals with logic.

 

[Pentamidine]

But who would know about Matt^2? According to StarTrak, Nick wasn't aware of Secret Rendevous Matt, which makes me think the kids don't know either. I could see Aaron knowing, as he and Kayla were in love so she probably gave him secret Balldo lore. I could also see it coming up as girl talk between her and April, or between her and the Nanny.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Are those board game books an actual thing? They look tacky.

So what you're saying is that the swinging and Nick's gallivanting with women like April and that frumpy girl Ralph and Mersh are fighting about was all started because Kayla was a whore the entire time. When faced with the fact of our wife's infidelity, Nick decided the best thing to do was become a whore himself. He opened his marriage as an elaborate cope? Lmao.

The only real question left is whether or not they're actually his kids.

Protip folks, if part of your engagement involves driving your future spouse to their lover's house as a means of testing whether your planned marriage is built on true love or a mistake, you already have the answer and its the latter.

Nick is a scrawny nerd who put a ring on the first woman willing to put up with him a pozzed faggot who needed a beard and womb to get his trust fund money. It was never love. Seriously he claimed to have underwear parties at community college where girls (men) would come over. Nick is a model for how to fuck your life up.

I looked at that image and thought "Damn, you can't see the floor."

“Damn bitch, you live like this?” Said the BVLL.

 

[Unparty]

Wow, how lucky for us, that he registered before the regs were closed

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Are those board game books an actual thing? They look tacky.

They are a thing:

https://toolsandtoys.net/hasbro-vintage-library-book-board-games/

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000AFESJO

They've been out of print for a while.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

… is this DaggerPussy?

 

[Burt Macklin]

Don't worry, there's a countdown till the "GUNTANING"
Countdown at this time... 11 hours, 30 minutes

THE GUNTANING: UNDER 6 HOURS (EST)...

RALPH... DO NOT LET US DOWN.

WE RIDE AT DAWN.

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

Is this the October November surprise for Rekeita? I think hes already won the LOTY too many times now but I speculated on how funny itd be if near the end of the year he'd pull through on something grand. Can't wait for the "I-Im not owned you stupid kiwichuds! Im not owned!" cope

Damn you really CANT see the floor either. Thats somehow worse, way worse, than what I imagined.

 

[keke]

I believe this is where Nick hides out just before a cuck session begins. Ethan Ralph, can you confirm this statement?

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Some here have wondered when the swinging began, as far as I know, it started after Kayla met ISTG (Ian Star Trek Gamer), more on that another time.

Let's take a step back to the beginning, how it started, before the term "Our Wife" could be confidently used, there was "Our Fiancée."

Enter the tale of Matt^2.

Two old friends of Kayla, we'll call them True Love Matt and Secret Rendezvous Matt, expressed an interest in her years before Nick and Kayla got married.

While they were engaged, Kayla decided to explore those feelings and hooked up with True Love Matt. Kayla's feelings were so deep for Matt that, less than a week before they got married, Nick drove her to True Love Matt's house to determine if she was truly ready to marry Nick. Nick had to know if what they had was True Love or if she was just a slag who made a mistake. After the meeting of the minds, Kayla relented, and she married Nick later that week.

I suspect Nick knows that it was more than an emotional connection and that she hooked up with True Love Matt shortly before their wedding. However, he doesn't know that there is another guy named Secret Rendezvous Matt that she also hooked up with while they were engaged. I can't say for sure what "hooked up with" means, it could range from kissing to dork cum dumpster.

All of the signs were there from the beginning. Nick didn't learn that turning a hoe into a housewife is a dangerous gambit. Kayla, "Our Fiancée," decided that she needed to punch her meal ticket, and she did so without grace or dignity.

Kayla knows almost everyone, including the internet, thinks she's a whore. Kayla agrees that she is a whore, Nick and Kayla just don't want everyone to talk about it publicly.

Appreciate the posts, but why do you insist on typing all of this so faggily?

True Love or if she was just a slag who made a mistake.

Interesting word choice.

 

[Captain Manning]

NULL! It's me, Nick! I am in the shower!

There's some guy named @StarTrak in my thread, and I need him banned now!

What's that? No... no... NO! Listen, you dumb dog, I'm still right! People don't care what KiwiFarms says, but I need him banned just the same. It's complicated. You are a fat who doesn't understand social cues, so you wouldn't get it. Just do what I command!

 

[chalkyresidue]

There are a limited number of people who could be doing this

Maybe, maybe not!

How many people has Kayla fucked without the Internet’s knowing? We do know at least one person local to Spicer is KF-savvy and disgruntled enough to share details. (Semper fi, MNPR.) Maybe there are more. Maybe her extended family is getting tired of patiently waiting for her to do the right thing on her own and wants to shame her into better behavior. There are a LOT of unknowns here, and while we can’t rule out Aaron and April, there’s no reason not to look beyond them, either.