💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Gulls on Film]

Also - enjoy this gay little Rekieta dance.


2025-11-02 20-51-42.mp4

Aww, look at this lil guy. He's doing his Iconic Nick Victory Dance.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick’s nonstop lying about Rumble was one of my favorite charades. All of his idiot fans believed him and he had to keep pretending they’d totally renewed his lucrative deal.

The best part was the weasel words after the contract lapsed. It stopped being "my Rumble contract," and became "my Rumble deal."

"Deal" meaning he became subject to the same terms and conditions every other non-contracted person is.

 

[Stationary aszs]

Okay this might not be what my fellow kiwo bros want to here but....

The 9 year old girl more than likely didn't directly ingest the cocaine. In the police report they found cocaine residue all over the house even the windows sills (who snorts rails looking at rural Minnesota?). In all likelihood this poor kid was touching surfaces and dosing herself unbeknownst to any adult in the house. It would account for the long term exposure.

Sometimes the best answer is the most logical one even if crackets is capable of it I don't think he knowingly gave it to her or misplaced enough over time where the young girl got into because 1. I don't think she'd take it nasally I mean its not exactly optimal for a child to figure out how to manage and orally taking it is very unpleasant so much so she'd never do it again.

The environmental exposure theory is plausible, but I’d like to poke some holes. Before that, I think it’s important to acknowledge that even if the environmental exposure theory is correct, nick created that environment and so I think it is only marginally less abhorrent than direct dosage would be.

The way I see it these are the possibilities starting with the least likely/impossible.

1) Daughter was exposed day of
>impossible to metabolize in time for test

2) nick really did roll snake eyes, and the 1:100,000 odds of the test failing in that exact way did happen, and nobody bothered to re run the test, and the heckin ebul county chuds wouldn’t let anyone else test her
>extraordinarily unlikely but technically not impossible. Unfortunately the only proof in its favor is the testimony of an equally extraordinarily unreliable narrator. I offer as refutation the fact nick immediately sealed the case, hiding further inquiry and preventing an honest unbiased account of the results. Most people would not want to hide a permanent record if they knew it would be exculpatory.

3) a seven or eight year old child that is homeschooled, or group homeschooled in a Christian church network, does cocaine without her parents knowing.
>come on

4) she is around the cocaine more than the other children, since they didn’t test positive, and the retard useless drugged up parents don’t notice. This is your theory
>Nick pulled a Cartman and told the court “if any of them drug results come back positive it weren’t from this home ‘tall” which indicated foreknowledge. Nick was aware at least one child would test positive

5) She’s nicks favorite child, which is a fact that he’s admitted to. He lets her hang out around the special fun powder because she’s so smart and reminds him of him and special. Nick treats her like a friend instead of a daughter and doesn’t parent or monitor her and she regularly plays with his paraphernalia, or is in his room, and associates it with a pleasant feeling so she keeps doing whatever fucked up route she ingested cocaine with. Nick is too high or busy to care or to be assed to parent her. Occasionally he notices her in close proximity to the coke but thinks it’s funny and weird.
>my personal front running theory. He’s a useless faggot and was always drunk and high. He keeps complaining about his parents and is peak potential for treating his kids like his friends instead of kids, especially since he doesn’t have any friends. When he sobers up in the courtroom he realizes the tests are going to go his way

6) He knowingly gave his daughter coke
>see number five. It’s also plausible for the same reasons

TLDR: He knew. If he didn’t do it he is aware of the circumstances of how it happened and did nothing. And even if he truly didn’t know, he should have known and had a duty to have known. In the best case realistic scenario he merely abjectly failed as a parent due to being to mind altered to know, which is just so disgusting per se

 

[AltisticRight]

One or more kids getting at or doing cocaine in such a house isn't unusual at all. Heavy drug addicts like Nick was at the time are not good parents and don't make responsible decisions.

One of his copes was falsely claiming that one in five children tested positive for cocaine. In reality, it was one in five children of druggies. Druggies just like him. He has five children. One of them tested positive.
What's that? One in five?
And he preemptively inserted some cope about "any positive results must be environmental exposure", as if he knew at least one of them would be tested positive?

He's not guilty in the same way OJ Simpson didn't murder his wife. Minnesota didn't even bother entertaining the "Balldo doesn't fit" angle of this mess because it's a shithole state ran by corrupted Democrats.
(Opposed to corrupted Republicans, same shit different side.)

He's just non stop stuffing his face like a fuckin hog

Any BP mods here? Do we have enough space for another fat greasy deathfat with a 10k+ paged thread? Or will the two singularities of calories collide and end the universe?
He can debut as a mukbanger called Nikacucko Wearsaballdo.

 

[Folgers Can]

Let it never be said that he's incapable of learning:

1:39

I've been checking in on the stream every 15 mins or so and every time I look Nick is eating. He's just non stop stuffing his face like a fuckin hog

As it turns out, that snack and Nick's gay sunglasses collection can be thanked for Kayla's first on-screen appearance in quite awhile:

0:16

He paints his toenails confirmed

There you have it. He's admitted his toes are painted and he's a gay mess.

A commenter asks to see his pedicure. Nick half-comments on the infamous toenail paint video. Jokes that people "called him gay", replying "yeah, I know!". This is all he says on it.

Even better, everyone can look forward to his on-stream debut of the next pedicure as soon as he and Kayla go get them together, this time to be gold in color:

0:57

Okay, which one of you superchatted as Ian and said they left Legos at his home?

Timestamp?
That's a keeper.

A timestamp's no good when the snipe will be privated later, but here's his reaction that would have been funnier without the sunglasses hiding the seethe so well, which may be why he keeps wearing them:

0:17

Without a law license, Nick is just basically an appendage of Kurt, dangling from his nutsack squealing for attention he never gets.

Nuh-uh, he now insists to his chat that this always was and still is a law channel (as long as it's not a members-only stream), so plenty of red meat law content can be expected to span the full length of his next free streams later tonight or otherwise tomorrow (i.e. in a month or so):

1:02

no major content creators willing to platform and save him

Another problem for Nick is that he is now a pariah. Nobody wants to be around him or associated with him other than people who are equally damaged goods.

Don't be so sure - after the return to Adam Crigler's show was such a PR win for them both, he's already previewing upcoming collabs with such big names as The Glarer and Auntie Deb for more red-hot takes on the Karen Read trial that everyone's still talking about, and with a little luck, maybe even Legal Mindset's expression of forgiveness, deletion of arrest-era videos, and claim that he'd happily have Nick back on his show may just get Nick to take him up on the offer now that they just recently had a nice (shower) talk about it and are all good:

0:41

Pornsick losers can’t get off like mentally well people can. They keep chasing more extreme sexual highs via various forms of degeneracy. Nick has been a porn addict since he was 14 years old and has likely never been sexually well-adjusted.

There truly is no facially innocuous topic that his diseased coombrain won't immediately twist into freaky sexual shit, is there:

0:34

I dunno, maybe Karmic just threw on a funny mask as a nod to the festive season, and/or to poke fun at how dabbleniggers have cast him and Gilly as such demonic villains in their ongoing replacement of the Toe's past replacement of Stuttering John as the focus of their cargo cult, with no BDSM connotations needed until coombrain jumped straight to them?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I dunno, maybe Karmic just threw on a funny mask

Karmic said on Kevin Brennan's show last night that it was a sex mask. I can't tell if he was joking or not, the dude is seriously unfunny- like unlicensed, non-practicing lawyer in Central Minnesota unfunny.

 

[Gothic Runes]

Totally not seething.

The engagement in question:

This is a 174K subscriber channel btw.

 

[3MMA]

Also - enjoy this gay little Rekieta dance.

He’s so self conscious & cuck broken that he won’t even do his stupid skelly wiggle mating dances anymore. All he’s done since getting busted for child neglect & drugs are these repressed, little, in his chair, head nod, not really, dances. Except maybe the Kiki arm wave dance of rage. He’s tried the cool guy, head nod, stiff move, chair dance a few times now. He just doesn’t put his balldo in it anymore, so there’s no passion & no life in his movement.

 

[SparselyFarcical]

A timestamp's no good when the snipe will be privated later

Sorry, but I must deboonk this. I never 'private' the Locals stream snipes, they are only 'unlisted' to prevent a member of Balldonian army reporting back to their leader that paid content is being distributed for free (I am led to believe he banned @elb for similar reasons)

You can always head over to this Github repo to fetch the historical links if you accidentally cleared your browser history:

https://github.com/SparselyFarcical/locals/blob/main/streams
I try to bury them as deep as possible so we can keep the watch parties happening

 

[thebigdream]

A timestamp's no good when the snipe will be privated later, but here's his reaction that would have been funnier without the sunglasses hiding the seethe so well, which may be why he keeps wearing them:

This convinces me that Ian is the real name of Star Trek guy, Nick couldn't hide the seethe with how he knowingly tilted his head, gulped, and struggled to respond. Makes me wonder if he's not up to date on his thread.

 

[Folgers Can]

This convinces me that Ian is the real name of Star Trek guy, Nick couldn't hide the seethe with how he knowingly tilted his head, gulped, and struggled to respond.

For the kids' college funds' sake I hope nobody at Hackamania talked him into hitting the poker tables if the same stimulus can provoke a tell so uniform:

0:15

You can't unsee it. At this point the shades aren't gonna cut it and he'll have to go full v-tuber to truly hide all that pain.

It's just down to a question of avatar selection now...

 

[AnOminous]

The best part was the weasel words after the contract lapsed. It stopped being "my Rumble contract," and became "my Rumble deal."

"Deal" meaning he became subject to the same terms and conditions every other non-contracted person is.

The funniest thing about Nick's constant lies is how he pivots on them and seems too dumb to grasp that people instantly notice this.

You can't unsee it. At this point the shades aren't gonna cut it and he'll have to go full v-tuber to truly hide all that pain.

It's hilarious this constantly lying fag has so many tells that he's lying, and not just lying, but lying while being incredibly monstrously homosexual at the same time.

"Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman’s got twenty, but a guy’s got seventeen. And if you know them like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors to hell."

Too bad Walken's character was not asked how many a flaming cocksucking fag has, because Nick has at least 30.

 

[Shig O'nella]

But watching Nick is painful. How he manages to have over 40 viewers is baffling.

Three are from his locals,
one is a confused rando,
two are someone accidentally leaving youtube on autoplay while they're at work,
and the other 34 are from here to post his idiocy when it happens.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

For the kids' college funds' sake I hope nobody at Hackamania talked him into hitting the poker tables if the same stimulus can provoke a tell so uniform:

Tell.mp4

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You can't unsee it. At this point the shades aren't gonna cut it and he'll have to go full v-tuber to truly hide all that pain.

It's just down to a question of avatar selection now...

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I hope consumer AI progresses to a point where it can pull all instances of sample gestures in a set of video files, because Nick has been showing this tell for years. He also loves the “I have no idea what this means, but okay” followed by a faggy sip. It’s his go-to and it happens every time he gets a comment that takes the wind out of his sails.

Also I don’t know how anyone can watch him now. Never been a violent person but man does he have a fucking knockout coming.

 

[Steve Seagull]

I hope consumer AI progresses to a point where it can pull all instances of sample gestures in a set of video files, because Nick has been showing this tell for years. He also loves the “I have no idea what this means, but okay” followed by a faggy sip. It’s his go-to and it happens every time he gets a comment that takes the wind out of his sails.

Also I don’t know how anyone can watch him now. Never been a violent person but man does he have a fucking knockout coming.

He was never my cup of tea, but now he is completely unwatchable and irritating.

He provides NO value or entertainment for his viewers and does the stream just to fulfill his needs and even his idiot fans can feel that. He can't even pretend otherwise anymore. Why would anyone watch him except to make fun of such a wrecked creature. It's like watching a mentally ill person ranting and you want to get the fuck out of there because your insides squirm in discomfort.

He thinks people will tune in because his ego says HE'S THE VALUE, and forgets even the most entertaining and charismatic streamers need to constantly think how to give the fans what they want to keep them tuned in.

He got it completely backwards, successful streaming is when you GIVE value to the people, not when you USE them for your narcissistic fuel.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I've been checking in on the stream every 15 mins or so and every time I look Nick is eating. He's just non stop stuffing his face like a fuckin hog
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Also - enjoy this gay little Rekieta dance.


2025-11-02 20-51-42.mp4

Also - Legal Mindset, don't forget that this is what Nick was saying about you last year.


2025-11-02 21-50-08.mp4

I guess he is finally off the coke and coping by eating like most druggies. Maybe mommy and daddy set it up he can't easily turn money into coke or something cause I doubt he wouldn't be snorting if he could.

 

[thebigdream]

For the kids' college funds' sake I hope nobody at Hackamania talked him into hitting the poker tables if the same stimulus can provoke a tell so uniform:

Tell.mp4

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You can't unsee it. At this point the shades aren't gonna cut it and he'll have to go full v-tuber to truly hide all that pain.

It's just down to a question of avatar selection now...

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I fucking knew I'd seen that exact mannerism before, thanks for digging that up. For someone who prides himself on controlling the narrative, he has some truly obvious tells. I think that's part of why he avoids streaming these days, he learned through the bottle licking saga that he can't physically control himself and people have caught onto it.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I fucking knew I'd seen that exact mannerism before, thanks for digging that up. For someone who prides himself on controlling the narrative, he has some truly obvious tells. I think that's part of why he avoids streaming these days, he learned through the bottle licking saga that he can't physically control himself

He looks comically hurt every time too. It's the visual equivalent of all those verbal tics we all know and loathe. How funny and weird. Or whatever.

 

[daffodils]

Nick did a little better than usual today.


Every viewer counts.


Tuckwheat is longing for eye contact.

 

[Vibralldo]

Let it never be said that he's incapable of learning:

Nick cleaning his cutting board with bleach wipes is the only time we should be thankful that he doesn't feed his kids