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Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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Recall that the dude is also six three, six four, cave troll proportions. He has to crouch to fit in photographs with normal sized women. He should have gone out for football in high school, once he got his growth he was probably big enough to play varsity nose tackle.
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- 3 Lut 2013
He wouldn't have been any good at it, all the other students were like Hokuto Shinken disciples specializing specifically in his pressure points and weak spots.
Jake would be a fairly physically dangerous person if he weren't a lazy-assed gigantic pussy. I can envision a timeline where the right kind of training and discipline could somehow get him past those barriers. I suppose from a certain perspective civilization is better off he ended up how he is.
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- 16 Sty 2017
Especially if he wore the Coolie Hat. He'd be the most dangerous anti-Gamergate shaolin kung-fu assassin.
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- 16 Lip 2021
Kung Fu Blippo
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- 3 Lut 2013
I wonder if that's still lying around in Mom's attic or something. It's like the Sonic Totem of Jakeology.
EDIT: Reviewed the Jakestream for Monday 10/27/2025.
Times are... wait for it... tough!
Jake's got financial troubles and he's spent a lot of time huddling under blankets and begging for food! He didn't even get to install the new RAM that was given to him by "someone" because it was too cold and he "couldn't function". In general he's low-energy because "stuff sucks" - it's his favorite time of year but there are "a lot of things keeping me from enjoying it".
Astonishingly at one point Jake says, without apparent irony, that he dislikes games with daily login bonuses because "I play games in my free time, whenever I happen to find free time, to relax" and doesn't like being hustled. Negro, you literally have nothing BUT free time.
Jake baits his own death for the first time at the end of this stream, says he'll stream "next week IF I'M AROUND, rough times, just sayin". It's rare that he lets anything from reality puncture the Jovial Jake veneer, I think he really was upset over things like the looming loss of SNAP.
Spoiler alert: he did stream last night (Friday 10/31).
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- 3 Lut 2013
Double posting just to separate things out: why does Jake like Halloween so much?
Pretty much, it's less commercialized than Christmas and easy to enjoy with just a half-assed costume and no friends. And it doesn't matter if you're poor!
Jake went trick-or-treating (!!) with Cousin Jono in 1999 (Jono was a golem, not clear what Jake was)
"Needless to say, everyone was really really impressed with our costumes. Nobody even commented on our ages."
Jake went trick-or-treating in 2000 (at age 19) as a giant robot:
Jake WAS going to dress up in costume and do Halloween with Jono in 2001 (age 20) but things didn't work out:
He didn't do anything in 2002 because something took all his free time.
In 2003, he no longer had any kids to take Halloweening and I guess didn't want to go out in costume all by himself:
"it's going to suck for me, because the youngest kid I had to latch onto has officially gotten too old and isn't into the spirit of things besides"
2004 he seems to have done nothing but wallow in depression half the year. That's as far as we've got Halloween blogs.
I almost feel a bit of sympathy for Jake enjoying Halloween as a sort of "festival of the plebs", but as an adult he should be able to make some of his own seasonal wishes come true instead of just boohooing about the last time he went trick-or-treating as a grown man.
Pretty much, it's less commercialized than Christmas and easy to enjoy with just a half-assed costume and no friends. And it doesn't matter if you're poor!
Jake went trick-or-treating (!!) with Cousin Jono in 1999 (Jono was a golem, not clear what Jake was)
"Needless to say, everyone was really really impressed with our costumes. Nobody even commented on our ages."
Jake went trick-or-treating in 2000 (at age 19) as a giant robot:
Jake WAS going to dress up in costume and do Halloween with Jono in 2001 (age 20) but things didn't work out:
He didn't do anything in 2002 because something took all his free time.
In 2003, he no longer had any kids to take Halloweening and I guess didn't want to go out in costume all by himself:
"it's going to suck for me, because the youngest kid I had to latch onto has officially gotten too old and isn't into the spirit of things besides"
2004 he seems to have done nothing but wallow in depression half the year. That's as far as we've got Halloween blogs.
I almost feel a bit of sympathy for Jake enjoying Halloween as a sort of "festival of the plebs", but as an adult he should be able to make some of his own seasonal wishes come true instead of just boohooing about the last time he went trick-or-treating as a grown man.
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- 28 Wrz 2022
Did he say this while streaming videogames or was it a work stream?
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- 15 Sty 2014
A gnome.
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- 7 Kwi 2020
Jake got glum over Halloween.
He still streamed Factorio again. I caught a minute, his cat meowed at him, Jake meowed back.
Nerdskull talked Ranma.
Jake joined in.
His old deep dive.
That led to this old piece.
Jake also talked about Brianna Wu with Noah Berlatsky.
He still streamed Factorio again. I caught a minute, his cat meowed at him, Jake meowed back.
Nerdskull talked Ranma.
Jake joined in.
His old deep dive.
That led to this old piece.
Jake also talked about Brianna Wu with Noah Berlatsky.
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- 3 Lut 2013
One of his Steam game streams, he was reacting to a specific game he had just tried. He's given up on work streams, the Factorio streams replaced them.
It was mildly chuckleworthy the first time, but he does that EVERY GOD DAMNED TIME. "Well, that was a thing!"
Maybe this would be more convincing coming from someone who doesn't have his next 2 years of random-game streaming planned out (as well as the next few steps in his Factorio build).
I was going to say "What does he care", but it's just within plausibility that the Peggy Lane residents might trick-or-treat in their own little housing cul-de-sac, if many of them happen to be families with kids. Can you imagine someone knocking on Jake's door? He's the scariest thing on the block in his yeti costume.
.... What? No costume??
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- 3 Lut 2013
Good news, everyone! I reviewed the Factorio stream from Friday 10/31/2025, and Jake decided to keep living! He'll be doing exactly the same thing he does every week this week too!
He did sound slightly less jovial than usual however, for which he apologized.
He did sound slightly less jovial than usual however, for which he apologized.
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- 15 Sty 2014
When Jake makes his suicide threats, I always want to reply to the post immediately afterwards with, “Congratulations on making it!” And use the exact same words every time he does it.
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- 3 Lut 2013
DAMN, those are some voluptuous 53D wrists.
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- 7 Kwi 2020
Jake streamed some D games last night. Posting this in case I forget - he blew his cover and revealed his email address, secretgamergirl@hotmail.com (or something like that), when he was trying to quit Doom Eternal.
ETA: The email was probably secretgamergirl@hushmail.com. Jake's opsec is, to say the least, not very good. When he rebranded as Wire Witch Violet to evade stalkers, his Twitch page still links to https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl and https://www.patreon.com/secretgamergirl, and his Patreon page links to his Neocities site which in turn still links to https://www.twitch.tv/secretgamergrrl and https://secretgamergirl.tumblr.com/, and also gives the secretgamergirl@hushmail.com address.
ETA: The email was probably secretgamergirl@hushmail.com. Jake's opsec is, to say the least, not very good. When he rebranded as Wire Witch Violet to evade stalkers, his Twitch page still links to https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl and https://www.patreon.com/secretgamergirl, and his Patreon page links to his Neocities site which in turn still links to https://www.twitch.tv/secretgamergrrl and https://secretgamergirl.tumblr.com/, and also gives the secretgamergirl@hushmail.com address.
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Yeah, particularly since he's always streaming at like 3AM, when Windows would ordinarily schedule its forced reboots.