💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Pentamidine]

So then is StarTrak Ian? It would explain how he has that master bedroom Lego photo but he seems too well versed on Balldoverse lore and all the Qover details to be a pre-Qover Kayla fling. Unless Nick super giga pissed him off or something and he followed all the drama afterward. Homie even knows Nick's favorite rule of evidence - the Rule of Completeness.

Also while it references Ian getting mere photos, I interpreted this -

COMPUTER: "There is evidence that pornographic videos from Balldostan have been distributed by the Khan and Lord Balldo."

As them both sending porn to people other than Ian, which isn't surprising.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

If this is indeed true, and it comes to light that Kayla was sending bobs and vagene to anyone who gave her a scintilla of attention, what does this mean for Aaron’s conviction?

It would mean some people let Aaron go to jail while knowing that Kayla spread her slatternly nudes far and wide.

 

[Terror_Mouse]

If this is indeed true, and it comes to light that Kayla was sending bobs and vagene to anyone who gave her a scintilla of attention, what does this mean for Aaron’s conviction?

Nothing, since there was still no consent to send it.

 

[Vibralldo]

COMPUTER: "There is evidence that pornographic videos from Balldostan have been distributed by the Khan and Lord Balldo."

What did you mean by this?

 

[neger psykolog]

Captain's Starlog - November 1, 2025

- We've encountered strange beings in the Balldo Sector. These life forms resemble humans, but lack the ability to speak with truth and honesty.

Receiving transmission...

- Lord Balldo, Court Jester of Kayla the Khan of Balldostan, has stated that the Khan has threatened to build Legos on a video stream.

- We suggested to the Khan that she should perform a manicure procedure and put the bull milkers to work. Stacking acrylonitrile butadiene styrene (ABS) is becoming of a Khan, her subjects will be pleased.

*Video received*

CAPTAIN: "Computer, on screen."

- Lord Balldo stated the RP case deeply affected the Khan, she had no choice but to move forward with local government intervention.

CAPTAIN: "Computer, ANALyze the video, use the Doctrine of Completeness."

COMPUTER: "Retrieving Doctrine of Completeness (DoC) information..."

COMPUTER: "DoC summary report: The Khan has distributed naked photos to many others in the Balldo Sector."

CAPTAIN: "Computer, are you telling me that the Khan and Lord Balldo aren't true and honest?"

COMPUTER: "Yes Captain, pay attention dummy, the Khan has distributed naked photographs and videos to others within Balldo Sector. The database shows Ian, Star Trek video game enjoyer, has received many explicit photographs."

COMPUTER: "Ian has also received shower calls from Lord Balldo to discuss his relationship with the Khan to include the photographs."

CAPTAIN: "What is Star Trek, never mind... Videos too?!"

COMPUTER: "There is evidence that pornographic videos from Balldostan have been distributed by the Khan and Lord Balldo."

CAPTAIN: "Thank you computer, Archer out."


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Nice. Definite points for style.
But you can try this style next time: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Captain's_Log

I have a craving for an autistic, tranny, obsessed with sonic the hedgehog licensed properties to explain the intricacies of a long distance online cuckoldry relationship and I feel like you're the only one who can make this happen.

Plus it would be very topical and thematically fit in with the history of the k-farms.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Captain's Starlog - November 1, 2025

- We've encountered strange beings in the Balldo Sector. These life forms resemble humans, but lack the ability to speak with truth and honesty.

Receiving transmission...

- Lord Balldo, Court Jester of Kayla the Khan of Balldostan, has stated that the Khan has threatened to build Legos on a video stream.

- We suggested to the Khan that she should perform a manicure procedure and put the bull milkers to work. Stacking acrylonitrile butadiene styrene (ABS) is becoming of a Khan, her subjects will be pleased.

*Video received*

CAPTAIN: "Computer, on screen."

- Lord Balldo stated the RP case deeply affected the Khan, she had no choice but to move forward with local government intervention.

CAPTAIN: "Computer, ANALyze the video, use the Doctrine of Completeness."

COMPUTER: "Retrieving Doctrine of Completeness (DoC) information..."

COMPUTER: "DoC summary report: The Khan has distributed naked photos to many others in the Balldo Sector."

CAPTAIN: "Computer, are you telling me that the Khan and Lord Balldo aren't true and honest?"

COMPUTER: "Yes Captain, pay attention dummy, the Khan has distributed naked photographs and videos to others within Balldo Sector. The database shows Ian, Star Trek video game enjoyer, has received many explicit photographs."

COMPUTER: "Ian has also received shower calls from Lord Balldo to discuss his relationship with the Khan to include the photographs."

CAPTAIN: "What is Star Trek, never mind... Videos too?!"

COMPUTER: "There is evidence that pornographic videos from Balldostan have been distributed by the Khan and Lord Balldo."

CAPTAIN: "Thank you computer, Archer out."


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I haven't been reading this thread in a while but my suspicion of kayla whoring herself out to some random guy in her startrek gacha game for guild clout/startrek bux akin to wing's wife whoring herself out for shoes to some shoe collector turning out to be true is cracking me the fuck up

 

[zeroapexpeak]

Look even if this turns out to be false the video of Nick trying to justify his wife sexting other men while ODing on whippets will be worth it.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

My primary issue here is that Melton lacks the legal background to understand how bad the things Nick is doing, and is thereby steered into creating a situation in which the legal outcome will be significantly worse for Melton eventually. Without Nick giving Melton these little bits and pieces of information, which Melton, the fat retard MAP he is, slaps into his stream live on air because he thinks its fine.

Sure, but Melton is a grown man and has some near- functional level of intelligence ( ); he's not, say, an uneducated needy broken younger woman dazzled by a smug, control-freak narcissist feeding her lines of coke and lies, or an 8-year-old child who knows that displeasing daddy results in a keyboard to the head. He is at least minimally sentient and is accountable gor any choice to be an idiot. Even Aaron figured out how to walk away.

The lawyer should be telling Melton to throw Nick under the bus .

Are you fucking kidding me? White can't do that. And I mean ethically, not just because he's a toady for his bilk-payer.

Melton has the one-time chance to do an epic snaking in court that fucks over Nick on so many levels.
Fingers crossed they start backstabbing each other.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

How the fuck didn't them making porn cross my mind?

I’m surprised it’s taken so long for it to come out, but maybe it’s just a larp. I kind of always thought there was an onlyfans or some pornhub account they filmed… it just feels like something they’d have done

 

[Delany's Donkey]

COMPUTER: "There is evidence that pornographic videos from Balldostan have been distributed by the Khan and Lord Balldo."

we're going to live to see a video of nick thumbing kayla's asshole and licking the shit aren't we?

 

[RaptInPlastic]

So then is StarTrak Ian? It would explain how he has that master bedroom Lego photo but he seems too well versed on Balldoverse lore and all the Qover details to be a pre-Qover Kayla fling. Unless Nick super giga pissed him off or something and he followed all the drama afterward. Homie even knows Nick's favorite rule of evidence - the Rule of Completeness.

Also while it references Ian getting mere photos, I interpreted this -



As them both sending porn to people other than Ian, which isn't surprising.

Remember whichever fat woman it was told Rekieta to stop sliding into her DMs but she also told him to STOP SENDING PICS
One of them said that quite recently.
And then he was sending his truly revolting gay looking mirror pics to the anti-social fucksticks.

 

[Generic Misc]

Are you fucking kidding me? White can't do that. And I mean ethically, not just because he's a toady for his bilk-payer.

I took that to mean 'any reasonably competent lawyer for Melton would tell him to snake Nick' and because White is Melton's lawyer, that is what White  should do, were it not for the conflict of interest.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Captain's Starlog - November 1, 2025

- We've encountered strange beings in the Balldo Sector. These life forms resemble humans, but lack the ability to speak with truth and honesty.

Receiving transmission...

- Lord Balldo, Court Jester of Kayla the Khan of Balldostan, has stated that the Khan has threatened to build Legos on a video stream.

- We suggested to the Khan that she should perform a manicure procedure and put the bull milkers to work. Stacking acrylonitrile butadiene styrene (ABS) is becoming of a Khan, her subjects will be pleased.

*Video received*

CAPTAIN: "Computer, on screen."

- Lord Balldo stated the RP case deeply affected the Khan, she had no choice but to move forward with local government intervention.

CAPTAIN: "Computer, ANALyze the video, use the Doctrine of Completeness."

COMPUTER: "Retrieving Doctrine of Completeness (DoC) information..."

COMPUTER: "DoC summary report: The Khan has distributed naked photos to many others in the Balldo Sector."

CAPTAIN: "Computer, are you telling me that the Khan and Lord Balldo aren't true and honest?"

COMPUTER: "Yes Captain, pay attention dummy, the Khan has distributed naked photographs and videos to others within Balldo Sector. The database shows Ian, Star Trek video game enjoyer, has received many explicit photographs."

COMPUTER: "Ian has also received shower calls from Lord Balldo to discuss his relationship with the Khan to include the photographs."

CAPTAIN: "What is Star Trek, never mind... Videos too?!"

COMPUTER: "There is evidence that pornographic videos from Balldostan have been distributed by the Khan and Lord Balldo."

CAPTAIN: "Thank you computer, Archer out."


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pics or it didn't happen

 

[Sneed Force One]

I’m surprised it’s taken so long for it to come out, but maybe it’s just a larp. I kind of always thought there was an onlyfans or some pornhub account they filmed… it just feels like something they’d have done

I have made extensive investigation into this line of enquiry across known swinger sites, clubs and groups throughout Minnesota. This violent assault upon my sanity yielded no results.

If Nick and Kayla fucked other swingers, they kept it exceptionally low-key. These people like to brag about their sexual escapades, yet I have found no trace of the Rekietas pre-Imholtes (barring Kayla getting a black dick train at Hedo 2).

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I have made extensive investigation into this line of enquiry across known swinger sites, clubs and groups throughout Minnesota. This violent assault upon my sanity yielded no results.

If Nick and Kayla fucked other swingers, they kept it exceptionally low-key. These people like to brag about their sexual escapades, yet I have found no trace of the Rekietas pre-Imholtes (barring Kayla getting a black dick train at Hedo 2).

Are we forgetting the third world level real life porn shop with jerkoff booths that Rekieta and ratwife seem compelled to take everyone to? The one with the communal gay suck and jerk off at the back of what is literally a tin shed?

 

[Maraschino]

Actually, that was weirdest part about that whole exchange with Sean.

In the time before the arrest and the CPS bombshell, nobody can point to a single instance ITT of anybody saying he "beats his kids." Just like nobody accused him of drugging his kids.

I disagree, I'm pretty sure ages ago I had seen people suggest that Nick, in addition to/as a result of being an alcoholic, was physically abusive to his children. The difference is that back then, even when Nick's reputation was beginning to circle the drain (circa 2022, when his thread was moved), people still believed that despite Nick being a massive piece of shit, that there was zero reason to believe that he was physically hurting his children, and that suggestions he was doing so were just fan fiction.

And then it turned out that that level of charity was still too much, because it was worse than we anticipated.

I mean, I'm guessing one of the reasons Nick had to get a lawyer from St. Paul (1.5 hours from Stearns County, 2 from Kandiyohi) is that Nick has a reputation.

I just assume there's not a single person in the county (or the surrounding counties) who would want to work with someone so fucking insufferable, who would also insist on hijacking the case while still holding you responsible for anything that goes wrong. We know at least one attorney who disliked him locally (Monty's attorney, who had offered Nick an internship or something similar when he first started out). Practicing attorneys talk with each other, they're not that stupid.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uaIxyUxkYsgMeme confirms his source was a “frequent” visitor to the household.

And he dropped that info on stream in the hopes other things would drop.

He also claimed the MNPR has a 70 page doc, that they have decided to not drop for some reason.

corrected to frequent visitor
and it is someone speaking directly to Meme Copium at least twice.
It's Drex.

According to the clip, it was pre imholte, so it's not them

MC also mentioned it wasn't drex

I don't think Meme is so much lying as covering for Drex, but I'm inclined to believe it was him. We know they talked within the last 6 months when Drex went to Japan. I think Meme is just covering for a bro.

Could it be any number of other people? Sure. But we don't know of any others in the balldosphere who have had contact with Meme.

Everyone should assume that no matter what your guess is, Meme Copium will deny it, even if it's right...ESPECIALLY if it's right. Trying to rely on "He said it's not this person" to narrow down the source is worthless as far as I'm concerned. Someone who was close enough with Nick to have visited his house in-person multiple times is the kind of person Nick would have the ability to subject to his faggot wrath.

Relax, the 70 page doc will drop just in time for end of year awards so skelly can snag a threepeat.

I said a long time ago that May and December are historically bad months for Nick which result in incredibly embarrassing/unpleasant events happening to him. I don't know what it could be in 2025, but it's happened multiple years in a row (Pretty sure he crashed his Mustang in a December, Mandy was outed as a catfish in December, his "worst day" happened in May, he was arrested in May, and he had his house enter foreclosure proceedings in December), and I have no reason to believe it won't happen this year too.

My pipe dream is the CFAA violation/evidence of him breaking A-C privilege that could not just get him disbarred but also put into prison, but I'll still accept a December surprise without devastating legal consequences if it's really funny.

How the fuck didn't them making porn cross my mind?

Because you're presumably a decent person who realizes that pornography by definition is supposed to provide some sort of sexual pleasure, and the idea of Nick and Kayla naked and engaging in sex acts is the kind of thing that is not sexually gratifying to anyone with a soul, and is in fact the opposite of sexually gratifying, and is also likely to cause cancer and blindness (like King Neptune's bald head in the Spongebob Squarepants movie). You don't think "Nick and Kayla are doing things to make people horny" because nobody in their right minds thinks Nick and Kayla's naked bodies are capable of doing that. We've seen Nick shirtless, his physique is about as noteworthy as tears in the rain.

I have a craving for an autistic, tranny,

What the fuck is this combination of words in this order?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Captain's Starlog - November 1, 2025

- We've encountered strange beings in the Balldo Sector. These life forms resemble humans, but lack the ability to speak with truth and honesty.

Receiving transmission...

- Lord Balldo, Court Jester of Kayla the Khan of Balldostan, has stated that the Khan has threatened to build Legos on a video stream.

- We suggested to the Khan that she should perform a manicure procedure and put the bull milkers to work. Stacking acrylonitrile butadiene styrene (ABS) is becoming of a Khan, her subjects will be pleased.

*Video received*

CAPTAIN: "Computer, on screen."

- Lord Balldo stated the RP case deeply affected the Khan, she had no choice but to move forward with local government intervention.

CAPTAIN: "Computer, ANALyze the video, use the Doctrine of Completeness."

COMPUTER: "Retrieving Doctrine of Completeness (DoC) information..."

COMPUTER: "DoC summary report: The Khan has distributed naked photos to many others in the Balldo Sector."

CAPTAIN: "Computer, are you telling me that the Khan and Lord Balldo aren't true and honest?"

COMPUTER: "Yes Captain, pay attention dummy, the Khan has distributed naked photographs and videos to others within Balldo Sector. The database shows Ian, Star Trek video game enjoyer, has received many explicit photographs."

COMPUTER: "Ian has also received shower calls from Lord Balldo to discuss his relationship with the Khan to include the photographs."

CAPTAIN: "What is Star Trek, never mind... Videos too?!"

COMPUTER: "There is evidence that pornographic videos from Balldostan have been distributed by the Khan and Lord Balldo."

CAPTAIN: "Thank you computer, Archer out."


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Bored now. You've served your purpose. Produce more pictures or seduce Kayla.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

I have made extensive investigation into this line of enquiry across known swinger sites, clubs and groups throughout Minnesota. This violent assault upon my sanity yielded no results.

If Nick and Kayla fucked other swingers, they kept it exceptionally low-key. These people like to brag about their sexual escapades, yet I have found no trace of the Rekietas pre-Imholtes (barring Kayla getting a black dick train at Hedo 2).

There are different levels of discretion in that community. Online swingers are not the most discrete of course.

Community swingers you can find at bars and events though. They won’t be online.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Captain's Starlog - November 1, 2025

The roleplaying is amusing but your gonna need some drops if your going to be playing this character.
You only get a LARP pass by being informative and funny.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Captain's Starlog - November 1, 2025

- We've encountered strange beings in the Balldo Sector. These life forms resemble humans, but lack the ability to speak with truth and honesty.

Receiving transmission...

- Lord Balldo, Court Jester of Kayla the Khan of Balldostan, has stated that the Khan has threatened to build Legos on a video stream.

- We suggested to the Khan that she should perform a manicure procedure and put the bull milkers to work. Stacking acrylonitrile butadiene styrene (ABS) is becoming of a Khan, her subjects will be pleased.

*Video received*

CAPTAIN: "Computer, on screen."

- Lord Balldo stated the RP case deeply affected the Khan, she had no choice but to move forward with local government intervention.

CAPTAIN: "Computer, ANALyze the video, use the Doctrine of Completeness."

COMPUTER: "Retrieving Doctrine of Completeness (DoC) information..."

COMPUTER: "DoC summary report: The Khan has distributed naked photos to many others in the Balldo Sector."

CAPTAIN: "Computer, are you telling me that the Khan and Lord Balldo aren't true and honest?"

COMPUTER: "Yes Captain, pay attention dummy, the Khan has distributed naked photographs and videos to others within Balldo Sector. The database shows Ian, Star Trek video game enjoyer, has received many explicit photographs."

COMPUTER: "Ian has also received shower calls from Lord Balldo to discuss his relationship with the Khan to include the photographs."

CAPTAIN: "What is Star Trek, never mind... Videos too?!"

COMPUTER: "There is evidence that pornographic videos from Balldostan have been distributed by the Khan and Lord Balldo."

CAPTAIN: "Thank you computer, Archer out."


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Nerd note: Captain Jonathan Archer was the lead in (Star Trek) Enterprise.

There are a million Ians in Star Trek, but one notable character named Ian was Lwaxana Troi's husband, Ian Andrew Troi. He was a human Starfleet officer and also Deanna's dad.

we're going to live to see a video of nick thumbing kayla's asshole and licking the shit aren't we?

Or Ralph!!!