I LITERALLY CANNOT swim in a SINGLE FUCKING REEF I ACTUALLY ENJOY. like every goddamn time i TRY to engage like a normal fucking fish who just wants to talk or argue or whatever, out of nowhere some BAN HAPPY TANK WARDEN WITH A MASSIVE FUCKING SUPERIORITY COMPLEX just swoops in with a net and drags me out FOR ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD FUCKING REASON WHATSOEVER. like i dont get it. how the fuck is it even possible that every time i try to have a normal current or defend someone or say something real, some random warden just decides i am the PROBLEM? and not the absolute diseased bottom feeders posting the same "____ is ____ and i wouldnt spawn with her/him" like it's new or something?
first off, i get kicked out of the cardposting reef because i dared to defend the fish getting smeared by alt right eels. and what happens? when i PUSH BACK against those idiots suddenly IM THE FUCKING PROBLEM? like seriously, who the fuck netted me for defending someone against extremist eel bullshit but let the literal parasites run wild with their 3 year old algae crusted shells? the wardens just toss my argument into the thunderdome trench and go "FIGHT IT OUT." okay fine, whatever, i can deal with that shit. i get it, sometimes you gotta thrash in the mud.
but then what happens next?
i go into a totally different reef, minding my own business, just saying "who the fuck even cares that the giant steroid whale is dead" because like, he's a grandpa on reef juice, it’s not some huge tragedy or anything, right? AND THEN BAM, i get NET-BANNED FROM THE THUNDERDOME TOO for not giving a shit about some overpumped old whale dying? LIKE WHAT THE FUCK? THATS SO FUCKING STUPID! who netted me for that? what the hell kind of logic is that?
thought maybe i could just chill in sneedshoal and say some straight shit about how the orange grouper should be REMOVED FROM THE REEF COUNCIL like the evidence is clear as day. no idea why i got scooped this time either, since they never gave me a real reason for any of the nets before, so whatever.
so then i figure, okay maybe ill look at the zoey coral, maybe some actual good bubbles there or something right? NOPE. THAT FUCKING CORAL IS STILL SEALED. but meanwhile, some fucking degenerate named TOJI who's MAKING THE FUCKING THREAD is in the crab cave foaming over "waifus" that look like they're twelve hours out of the egg. like WHAT THE FUCK? how does that even make sense? they let THAT happen but lock down the coral where fish want to talk about real shit?
alright, so maybe i try the shiwi bog? NO! it's got like 4 bubbles per hour and it’s either full of reproductive desperation or no funny currents at all. it’s just horrible to even be there. like seriously, WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO SWIM THERE? its just dead or disgusting.
SO WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? JUST FLOAT HERE AND STARE AT MY NET NOTICES FOR ENTERTAINMENT? WATCH NULL'S SERVER GET BIGGER AND BIGGER BECAUSE TOJI KEEPS POSTING THOSE MINNOW "WAIFUS" THAT LOOK LIKE THEYRE TWELVE HOURS OLD?
free current is censored in this tank and its all so disappointing...