DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[00R-Gundam]

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That profile photo though! Jesus christ, this has got to be some sort of sick inside joke...?!?

Looks like Sid from Ice Age holy shit.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

How can someone be so bad at lying and acting surprised?


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This fuckin dipshit outlines the whole stolen tire story like he was there. Knows every little detail and even saying he tried to get footage and all that, but doesn't know or recognize the obvious shit parking job like it was an emergency stop?

Yeah I'm starting to think it didn't get stolen and this nigga lied.

HE'S A LIAR
HE'S A FRAUD
HE'S TIRELESS

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

It also annoys me that he keeps calling it the "wheel assembly". It's a wheel Phil, everyone just says tyre because no one would ever remove that and leave the actual wheel on the car.

 

[Balr0g]

Which leads me to my mentally ill theory - Phil holds grudges like it's a promise of a Hogan pull

Phil is the RL Version of Warhammer Fantasy Dwarfes when it Comes to holding grudges. He holds a grudge against Howard for "poisoning" his friendship with John, he holds a grudge against John for making fun of him (Pay-Me-Tons) and for ghosting him, he holds a grudge against Panda for leaving him, he holds a grudge against Khet because she isn't the live-in-maid he wanted, he holds a grudge against Youtube for allowing his detractors to shit on him regularly and for mistreating him even though he was (in his words) a factor why YouTube became so big and the list goes on and on and on. He probably also holds a grudge against Kick already because they refuse to allow him to double dip (he had at least 3 reminders to set the "multistream Option"). My Dream Scenario would be if he gets shitcanned from YouTube and Kick at the same time. Can you imagine the panic? That would mean at least one month of no income (except tips) because his only option would be Twitch and he would have to work back to Affiliate and that takes a month at least.

In the end, Phil will always be his own biggest enemy. And a living reminder that a Woman should not smoke or drink alcohol while being pregnant.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Phil holds the penultimate grudge against his parents for that Wolverine doll.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

I want to get a psychiatrist to look at Phil. He boggles our mind as normal people so imagine what someone who can diagnose actual disorders would think.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Take notice, Wings. This is what success and a "Chill and interactive stream" is like. Trolls in KICK give him A PATHETIC SUPPORT:

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My favorite part of clips now, MORAL SUPPORT, is on THIN ICE.

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[Pargon]

Had a blood test this week and it got me wondering what Phil's cholesterol levels are. With all the salt and shit he eats he has to be at risk, I would think.

Genes (fortunately or unfortunately) do a lot of heavy lifting with that stuff. I’m a middle-aged fat fuck like Phil and the numbers from my annual draws look consistently great. This has been the case for both sides of my family for two generations, despite living working-class lifestyles commensurate with the times nearly all their lives (i.e., smoking several packs a day, several alcoholic beverages a day, diets affordable for families of 7).

Now granted, stories of men seeing those numbers go straight to shit year-to-year aren’t uncommon, but your A1C only tells so much, and even if Phil is getting a yearly physical (and he isn’t), he’s absolutely not getting other, more invasive things men his age nevertheless need, like colonoscopies or prostate exams.

 

[Coke Zero]

Very strange that the scissor jack looks like it's OEM. How many thieves only steal one "wheel assembly" after they break into the trunk for the tire jack? Wheel thieves usually use shop floor jacks.

Phil constantly pointing out the entire wheel was taken has always been a misdirection and attempt to obfuscate- it would be almost impossible to steal or replace just the tire on the spot like that, the entire wheel would have to come off either way. If you ever get a flat, you have to take the entire wheel off and replace it with the donut/spare tire. Taking the entire thing off would make sense whether you were repairing the tire or if it was actually stolen.

Here's what obviously happened- Kat got a flat tire on the way to work, drove it into the parking lot and parked over multiple spots so they would have room to work on it, the car was jacked up to swap the flat with the donut, and while the car was jacked up Phil took the picture. Then Phil, frustrated that he had to interrupt his planned routine for the day and do some very basic problem solving, invents the story about the tire being stolen to further play the victim for the very minor disruption to his day.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

I like how wings went right back to playing bf yesterday and he probably will today. I doubt he took any of phil's "advice" to heart, probably because phil was giving advice on things he knows nothing about.

 

[johnkimble123]

Here's what obviously happened- Kat got a flat tire on the way to work, drove it into the parking lot and parked over multiple spots so they would have room to work on it, the car was jacked up to swap the flat with the donut, and while the car was jacked up Phil took the picture. Then Phil, frustrated that he had to interrupt his planned routine for the day and do some very basic problem solving, invents the story about the tire being stolen to further play the victim for the very minor disruption to his day.

Just to emphasize this even more, if you’re parked smack in the front of a parking lot, in front of a bank of all things, you’re probably the last target for somebody to steal a wheel or wheels from.

 

[Digger10]

he’s absolutely not getting other, more invasive things men his age nevertheless need, like colonoscopies or prostate exams.

If you told him about those, he'd probably visit the doctor's office more often, amirite?

 

[Pargon]

If you told him about those, he'd probably visit the doctor's office more often, amirite?

Only if he’s visiting Tyrone Niggercock, D.O.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

If you told him about those, he'd probably visit the doctor's office more often, amirite?

God help us if this faggot is still streaming when he finally gets his first prostate exam. He'll never stop retelling the story, exaggerating every minor detail while clown laughing so hard he can barely get through it. Then weens would keep donating with messages asking if he told the doctor to use a spoon and EAT IT which will trigger him into telling the story again from the beginning. Maybe he'll even get brave and make gay jokes about the doctor.

 

[Ardath]

I watched some rawphil yesterday, and man DSP is really the most miserable and rudest streamer Ive ever seen, how many other streamers, even lolcows constantly call donators idiot or moron or retard, not even troll donations just questions, if he disagrees with a commenter they are a dunce, I wonder why his audience doesn't grow when his favorite segments, chill with Phil is just him calling audience members retarded idiots who aren't sussessful enough to make 150 dollars of donations in 5 hours like him.

 

[Love Is Blue]

prostate exams

he's waiting for LTG to do that one

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

make gay jokes about the doctor.

I swear if he ever get a prostate exam he'll end up calling the doctor gay for doing his work... (big IF as he avoids doctors like the plague)

He's also been avoiding the dentist for forever, he's been hiding his teeth while talking which make him look like a grown toddler but if you watch any tasting with the pig you'll see how yellow his teeth are.

 

[HorseSense]

Take notice, Wings. This is what success and a "Chill and interactive stream" is like. Trolls in KICK give him A PATHETIC SUPPORT:

A shocking amount to unpack from 2 minutes:

• "Doxxing and racist things" is probably not just a scare tactic but a way to justify turning it off. I expect most messages are just humiliating him.
• Allegedly a "nice thing" he could do at the click of a button but he sits on it for 3 days.
• He actually turned RGB messages into some kind of support. As if he's desperate for cheerleaders.
• The primary DSP viewer mandate is to pay DSP cold hard cash.
• Not paying him is "screwing" him. Reciprocation is expected. Ignore that Kick points = watch time and DSP gets paid for viewer watch time.
• It's a bad attitude to not pay DSP. It's also a willful transgression to not pay DSP.

 

[MAWBD2]

God help us if this faggot is still streaming when he finally gets his first prostate exam. He'll never stop retelling the story, exaggerating every minor detail while clown laughing so hard he can barely get through it. Then weens would keep donating with messages asking if he told the doctor to use a spoon and EAT IT which will trigger him into telling the story again from the beginning. Maybe he'll even get brave and make gay jokes about the doctor.

Modern prostate exams are done via bloodtest looking for PSA variations and jumps over time. It's no longer shove your finger in my ass and check the prostate style of exam.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Halo CE still has the greatest FPS campaign in gaming, even as singleplayer imo. And I grew up a PC gamer., So Phil just has shit taste in that regard

No game that you play through every level backward after the halfway point is worthy of being considered to have a good campaign, let alone a great one.

Halo is overrated slop, and a shadow of what it was originally going to be before Microsoft bought Bungie and forced them to rush development for the XBox launch.