🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

He said Mersh got the photo from Ralph's aunt's secret twitter, who Ralph sent it to, which he was allowed to, which Mersh could see when he hacked Ralph's twitter.

Ralph got pwned in a previous hack and never changed his password and Mersh got his old leaked password somehow.

I sure hope he has it in writing signed and notarized that he was allowed to email that pic to his aunt not to mention how in the hell someone was able get it from his aunt’s secret Twitter account. Unless that signed and notarized permission to send that pic to his aunt specified via Twitter and not email.

 

[HackerX]

So the screenshot is from his own account...so his aunt took / sent the photo and then Ralph responded with the skyrim meme.

His aunt's payback for losing Papaw's ring when Ralph was roaming the streets during the great Tijuanan Biker Banana incident.

 

[Pale Empress]

So the screenshot is from his own account...so his aunt took / sent the photo and then Ralph responded with the skyrim meme.

That screenshot is from Mersh. He's saying that Ralph DM'd him the photo on Xitter to use Xander as proof that Ralph is very cool and absolutely not a loser. Mersh responded with the Skyrim meme.

The narrative that Mersh "hacked" Ralph's Xitter specifically and exclusively to download a secret photo of Ralph's son before DMing it to himself in order to frame Ralph violating the specifics of his court order makes zero sense. Because it's a lie spun up by a delusional alcoholic ragepig.

 

[Raven-621]

I look away from Ralph for a day and this dumb pig puts himself right back in the scald vat lmao.

SUFFAH DEADBEAT!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Tbf Ralph has a very valid legal claim. You're allowed to break court orders if the other person has done something you don't like that you think (maybe, because someone told you) is also against that order.

 

[sufferhorse]

he 100% sent that picture and jesse tried to help him cover it today by saying it was mersh/virgi.

 

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

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[unironicjudiaism]

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This is simmering to a boil and its gonna create a corn bisque of epic proportions.....im calling it now this will out ralph back in to LOTY conversations by the conclusion of this arc.

 

[Punished Lobsterchu]

GAWD DAWMN YEW PEEDOHPHILE MERSH!!!
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Guys I'll be real here, I don't think mersh want to fuck Ralph's son.

I don't think that's the intention, lmao.

 

[Rogue AI]

Aunt? So either Sandra has a sister who still talks to Ralph after he left her to die alone in a hospital after not taking her to chemo, or Ronnie has a sister who could substantiate the puppy baking stories and further tell us how he died fused to a chair? I bet the aunt still prefers Evan, he might be retarded, but as least he's not Ethan.

 

[HackerX]

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Ralph is so buckbroken. Mersh is the king of da sektur now and should just spam send this to Ralph non-stop.

Ralph: "Look at me everyone! I'm fucking someone."

Mersh: "I wouldn't fuck that girl if she lived next door."

<Ralph proceeds to immediately ruin the "relationship" with the girl, "relationship" with his son, and pretty much what's left of his pitiful presence in da sektur.>

Just lol

 

[Um...]

Aunt? So either Sandra has a sister who still talks to Ralph after he left her to die alone in a hospital after not taking her to chemo, or Ronnie has a sister who could substantiate the puppy baking stories and further tell us how he died fused to a chair? I bet the aunt still prefers Evan, he might be retarded, but as least he's not Ethan.

There is no ‘Aunt.’

 

[Evan Kor]

Sharing pictures of your children trying to own retards online is actually pretty based if you wanna know the truth of it. Doesn't really matter much if Ralph loses visitation rights over this (for Ralph's sake, it would obviously be a net positive for Xander) since we all know he couldn't care less if he isn't able to see his keedz, regardless of what he says.

Like I said before, everything he does is done to manipulate women. He's never had any love for his children and never will. By sending that pic, he killed 3 birds with 1 stone:
1) He got his son out of his life.
2) He's given women(i.e. future victims) the false impression of himself as a good father being abused by an "evil bitch" ex. That way some dumb girl will date him thinking she's helping a tortured soul regain deserved dignity. This also makes women think that there's no chance of him going back to his ex due to the retaliation she inevitably wields against the Duroc.
3) He now can blame that Merch man for his family problems. Insecure women love dating a genuine victim(though they suck at understanding who's a genuine victim and a poser like Ralph)
4) He doesn't have to come back to the US anymore.

Never underestimate a Duroc. They're smarter than they look but still deadly to women and children.

 

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some dumb girl will date him thinking she's helping a tortured soul regain deserved dignity

That’s the angle he used with Deni. She was ‘helping him better himself,’ she said.

 

[Blue Gunty]

Ralph is so buckbroken. Mersh is the king of da sektur now and should just spam send this to Ralph non-stop.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VJuXKeiM4_0

Mersh just played this on air. Hi Mersh. We kneel to the new King of the Sektur.

 

[Masked Hero Dark Law]

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This is guy is buck broken by both Mersh and Elon Musk.

Elon has Ethan's balls in such a tight vice that he has to constantly censor himself... like a pussy.

And Mersh has him so buck broken that his comebacks don't even make fucking sense.

Also, do we even have confirmation that Dagger Pussy has met up with Mersh after her breakup with Ethan?

 

[unironicjudiaism]

That’s the angle he used with Deni. She was ‘helping him better himself,’ she said.

Ethical Mexican prostitutes??

 

[Extreme Crusader]

Imagine risking the loss of the very little parental visitation you’re even allowed over this:

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I genuinely feel sorry for the heir of Clyde, Ronnie and Ethan, his only living grandfather is going to have five credit cards open in his name before he’s age 10.

Credit where credit is due: Mersh hasn’t fired a shot throughout this entire shitshow, only to possibly deal what could turn out to be a Deathblow.

SHE'S UGLY

 

[Rage Pig]

Everything revolves around projecting this image of a winner to people who don't give a shit. Buying fake viewers, bragging about the hot chick who's cleaning up his piss bottles before taking the huge&thick Ralphacock into every orifice.

And then he streams and 6 hours in starts sobbing and crying about how he fucked his life up, how he misses his wife and children and Nick Fuentes and the groypers. Total loser.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Everything revolves around projecting this image of a winner to people who don't give a shit. Buying fake viewers, bragging about the hot chick who's cleaning up his piss bottles before taking the huge&thick Ralphacock into every orifice.

Bish I'm a thousanaire!