🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Vect]

I am here once again to remind everyone that Ralph is married to a self-admitted pedophile.

With a child in her care, who it feels like we've kinda forgotten about.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

God, I missed him. I'm glad my favorite hog is back on the farm!

Very few bridges left to BBQ but he is still friendly with Rekeita and they did take pictures together.

Would be funny if Rekeita pisses ralph off at some point and Ralph leaks even more photos.

He just can't help himself.

 

[Paradox Mystic]

The break up arc has been incredible levels of retardation. I really hope daggerpussy pops up again to send him into another rage.

If Kino Casino could take a break from trying to milk a cow that is in a dry season then they could easily have her on to dunk on Ralph. If PPP seriously was willing to pay Wings 200 dollars to not do a show with DSP then they can easily gather the cash to get Daggerpussy on for a few hours.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

GAWD DAWMN YEW PEEDOHPHILE MERSH!!!
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Sure Ralph. Mersh is probably laughing himself into a seizure at the news.

 

[Schpoots]

The "I was hacked" defense is somehow the most embarrassing thing hes done all week.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The "I was hacked" defense is somehow the most embarrassing thing hes done all week.

Most embarrassing thing he’s done all week so far

 

[Pale Empress]

He's currently attempting major damage control by threatening MWV and Faith with legal action. I don't think he understands how easy it is to subpoena X for IP records, or how readily X will give those records up.

 

[Nontent Poisoning]

Out of his mind on alcohol (and drugs most likely) sending a picture of his kid to some internet weirdo to ‘win’ is just fucking sad. Genuinely just sad.

 

[You're MDNWU]

I don't think he understands

He understands nothing, ever, like a true Ralphamale.

 

[World in Scarlet]

He said Mersh got the photo from Ralph's aunt's secret twitter, who Ralph sent it to, which he was allowed to, which Mersh could see when he hacked Ralph's twitter.

Ralph got pwned in a previous hack and never changed his password and Mersh got his old leaked password somehow.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

He said Mersh got the photo from Ralph's aunt's secret twitter, who Ralph sent it to, which he was allowed to, which Mersh could see when he hacked Ralph's twitter.

Ralph got pwned in a previous hack and never changed his password and Mersh got his old leaked password somehow.

There is only one person utterly, braindead mongoloid retarded enough to believe all this. Luckily for Ralph, that person is Faith Vickers.

 

[Red Dye #5]

God, I missed him. I'm glad my favorite hog is back on the farm!

Very few bridges left to BBQ but he is still friendly with Rekeita and they did take pictures together.

Would be funny if Rekeita pisses ralph off at some point and Ralph leaks even more photos.

He just can't help himself.

I’m not really ready for Rekieta to say “you ate me POO Ethan”

 

[Neetness]

1) This looks like a grandpa visiting his grandson.
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2) the kid looks nothing like ralph. W for lil Xanny.
3) So ragepig emerged from his drug and booze induced coma in the early morning hours still seething about MERSH, and fired this pic off to EPICALLY OWN him? Classic wetbrained mistake. HUGE.
4) the kid is leaning away from ralph’s grip as hard as he can. Poor lil guy.

Surprised that kid looks so normal.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

He's currently attempting major damage control by threatening MWV and Faith with legal action. I don't think he understands how easy it is to subpoena X for IP records, or how readily X will give those records up.

Wait. What in the hell would he be suing Faith or Matt for?!

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Wait. What in the hell would he be suing Faith or Matt for?!

You need to remember, he is very retarded.

 

[HackerX]

He's currently attempting major damage control by threatening MWV and Faith with legal action. I don't think he understands how easy it is to subpoena X for IP records, or how readily X will give those records up.

Ralph's ability to exponentially exacerbate problems should be studied. It does not matter whether it's on the micro or macro level; he's able to turn it into an uncontrollable mess. He's the perfect mix of West Memphis white trash and BPD woman, and his (very, very minor) e-fame effectively removes the upper limit of shit spiraling out of control.

 

[deeman]

"A pig who can't protect it's X account will never be able to protect it's piglets" - Gunt Tsu.

 

[Pale Empress]

Wait. What in the hell would he be suing Faith or Matt for?!

He's throwing spaghetti at the wall as far as I can tell. He mentioned something about mothers illegally moving across state lines, but he didn't elaborate further. As far as I know Faith and Xander are still residing in Sandy Eggo.

He's just trying to protect his ass after sharing photos of Xander on the Internet. The entire stream is major damage control.

 

[Wodanaz]

I wonder if xanny and faith will be affected by the EBT shutdowns

 

[ihaveelbows]

So the screenshot is from his own account...so his aunt took / sent the photo and then Ralph responded with the skyrim meme.