DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Here's some semantics: he's a lying cunt who is a coward and deserves way more alogging and weenery than he gets.

All of his weaseling with words about his lies is just semantics about why he shouldn't be cyber alogged like fuck.
Phil should be arrested for bankruptcy fraud and then raped and murdered in prison.

Am I doing the alogging thing right?
 
I think the people who chat and donate to them are worse than both of them tbh, no smoke without fire etc etc. Not all of them are wheelchair bound window lickers like Jayde. Both DSP and Wings are incredibly boring, stupid and lie constantly. Wings used to have meltdowns that were funny, DSP is just, easy to hate.
 
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Sorry for the tarded question but I was tired as fuck yesterday and passed out before the interview even started, from what I'm reading it was boring but also kinda wild in places, which restream do you guys recommend I listen to?
I tried watching clips of it and tapped out. It's too boring. I don't know how some of you watch Phil live.
 
Is Phil trying to make his own lolcow live, or take everything from keem? (Would never happen btw) Is this why he wants LTG on aswell?

There's always a bad motive with this dickhead
When Phil first heard about LOLCOW Live, he wanted to pull Boogie and Wings away from Keem, and they can just "shoot the breeze" on their own. In a sense of clarity for both Wings and Boogie said "Fuck that!", they realized that if they dropped Keem, they would NOT get their $50K. Since Phil is the master of burning bridges, that opportunity is LONG gone and I think Phil realizes that. Phil is addicted to begging, just like he's addicted to spending dents money on stupid bullshit. If Phil TOOK the $50K, everyone would know he has money, and the MOMENT that check cleared, he would go back to begging, which would have people poke holes. Of course, he'd thrown Keem under the bus saying "Well, the money hasn't cleared just yet." Keem would go "What are you talking about, Phil?" Along with Keem showing receipts, Phil playing the victim, saying that he didn't understand, that stuff was taken "out of context", he's really a dumb Polock but wishes he was Italian, he can't take soulmaid on that dream honeymoon to Japan, because the chicky chang wangs back in the FGC might find him there, etc...

The one takeaway from the "interview" was this.

Phil: "Would you go back to LOLCOW Live?"
Wings: "Yeah, because I don't burn bridges."

That jab went over Phil's head and of course, Phil immediately moved on back to him, because it's Phil's world and we're all living in it.
 
As someone said maybe Phil should do a new show. Instead of "DSP acks it" it should be called "DSP whitewashes it". He might start with Piratesoftware and ask him "do you really use a voice changer or are you just savy with your Mic settings?" Maybe add a "Please teach me your Mic settings"
 
he wanted to pull Boogie and Wings away from Keem, and they can just "shoot the breeze" on their own.
the important detail to remember here is that DSP is absolutely boring and legitimately doesn't have anything at all to talk about. he won't talk about derish, he won't talk about his wife, he won't talk about his house, he doesn't go out, he doesn't fucking do anything. the nigga doesn't even like fucking music.

what's he going to tell us about? kurlz n twirlz new hairdresser? there's nothing he has of interest, especially not with 2 guests on a long term basis. it's been like a decade of just DSP on his streams and almost never having any other guests and in particular never having any guests that come on for more than one episode

Lolcowlive may be totally fake bullshit and extremely boring and dull and repetitive but its still infinitely more interesting than anything DSP can make.

just look at the wings stream and the most interesting detail is that - news flash - the nigger lied about WWE champions. he hasn't done a single thing of interest since WWEC was revealed. and what does he follow up that stream with? a fucking dominos pizza stream - more slop food and slop content. he's so fucking boring.
 
the important detail to remember here is that DSP is absolutely boring and legitimately doesn't have anything at all to talk about. he won't talk about derish, he won't talk about his wife, he won't talk about his house, he doesn't go out, he doesn't fucking do anything. the nigga doesn't even like fucking music.

what's he going to tell us about? kurlz n twirlz new hairdresser? there's nothing he has of interest, especially not with 2 guests on a long term basis. it's been like a decade of just DSP on his streams and almost never having any other guests and in particular never having any guests that come on for more than one episode

Lolcowlive may be totally fake bullshit and extremely boring and dull and repetitive but its still infinitely more interesting than anything DSP can make.

just look at the wings stream and the most interesting detail is that - news flash - the nigger lied about WWE champions. he hasn't done a single thing of interest since WWEC was revealed. and what does he follow up that stream with? a fucking dominos pizza stream - more slop food and slop content. he's so fucking boring.
he can tell you about the exciting history of YouTube and how everyone had an individualised page where you could have your own border and special pics and shit.
 
Here's some semantics: he's a lying cunt who is a coward and deserves way more alogging and weenery than he gets.

All of his weaseling with words about his lies is just semantics about why he shouldn't be cyber alogged like fuck.
The fact that he does this is all the evidence needed to be confident that he knows exactly how bad and fucked up this behavior is.

People don’t obfuscate about the things they do or say if they’re convinced that those things are entirely normal, and unlike the kind of sociopath who does get away with (mostly figurative, possibly literal) murder, Phil is neither a Machiavellian genius nor a charismatic leader, so he does not have the intelligence or outside resources to maintain the narrative when he inevitably fails to maintain his cover story.

Because he is retarded.
 
Sorry for the tarded question but I was tired as fuck yesterday and passed out before the interview even started, from what I'm reading it was boring but also kinda wild in places, which restream do you guys recommend I listen to?
I'd suggest watching clips instead of a whole restream as it's a snoozefest.

Basically Phil was rewriting history live, managed to make Wings look like a down to earth person and tried to give advices to Wings on how to loose weight.

People don’t obfuscate about the things they do or say if they’re convinced that those things are entirely normal, and unlike the kind of sociopath who does get away with (mostly figurative, possibly literal) murder, Phil is neither a Machiavellian genius nor a charismatic leader, so he does not have the intelligence or outside resources to maintain the narrative when he inevitably fails to maintain his cover story.
He does get away with it though, or at least his audience lets him getting away with it. And all of that is just cause half of them are too retarded to figure it out while the other half gets off on detractors reaction to him getting money.

For instance he's always bragging about separating his real life and his streams, something any normal streamer do and just don't mention. The fact he keeps saying it just proves how little he got going on outside streaming.
 
He does get away with it though, or at least his audience lets him getting away with it. And all of that is just cause half of them are too retarded to figure it out while the other half gets off on detractors reaction to him getting money.
Maybe we have different working definitions of the term. He’s certainly not in the “activities suspected, just never unearthed” camp. He’s not even on Keffal’s or Dong-Gone’s level, who both have at least semi-successfully bleached their Internet reps by getting archive services to remove information about them and suppressing discussion elsewhere.

If you’re working from a perspective of him not getting away with it because he’s not actively being stopped then I understand. But I also have bad news in that case: the online grift writ large is never, ever going away. The laws of reality are not going to rewrite themselves such that millions of retards who should never have been given Internet access suddenly find themselves unplugged for good where they belong, and so cash will continue to flow from their pockets to people who are actively taking advantage of them.
 
I'd suggest watching clips instead of a whole restream as it's a snoozefest.
I'll do that then, I've been thinking of watching (or well, listening to it in the background) Tevin's restream archive but maybe it's better if I don't.

managed to make Wings look like a down to earth person
I know it's been said today but it's crazy how much Phail always makes the other person he has on seem sane even if they're a fellow turbololcow like he is. He just can't stop giving Ws to other people. I always refer to the Level 666 King Snake Copecast as ultimate proof of that, because he managed to make RTU, Rich fuckin' Masucci, seem like a calm, collected, logical individual. Every single stream I've seen of Rich where he either has a guest on or is a guest somewhere else, he always inevitably starts monkey screeching and tardraging. But not with Phil because Phil is just that stupid and profoundly delusional and mentally ill.
 
The Wings interview was dismal, but at least it provided another example of what being terminally online and a drunk, paranoid shut-in has done to Phil's ability to interact with other humans (even ones as shitty as Wings).
 
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