DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Ooh, get ready for DSP Tries It: Domino's Pizza! If the Wings interview didn't make you want to kill yourself watching the pig gorge on italian-style pizza most certainly will.

Retrospective on the last few interviews:
Rich (TL666P) - Waste of time and he's a waste
Tolomeo - He (DSP) thought it was okay but it didn't go the way people wanted because he kept bringing up detractor nonsense and negativity
Joon The King - Joon wanted to get a big scoop after the documentary but after realizing there wasn't any he got disinterested

E3: We're back to saying that someone started siphoning money from his bank account but he caught it in time and couldn't pay any bills

 

[ThereIsNoFlyingHence]

Ooh, get ready for DSP Tries It: Domino's Pizza!

0:04

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Lmfao "Wings needs to learn." What is his goal here? Does he want to be Jordie's mentor or is this another gay thing?

Jordie opposite Phil let Phil really larp as a mature adult who can give life lessons.

Phil basically just wants to tell a group of children how he use to be an alcoholic, addicted to mobile games, full of hate, and how he changed and is now successful and mature and has a family. He wants to be someone who can give advice on how to be a better person, and get "wow, thanks so much Mr. Burnell" as a response.

The thing is, Phil is still an alcoholic, addicted to mobile games and full of hate.


My one hope from this was Wings glazing Keem calling him a good guy when you are in his inner circle and always get paid good money got Phil thinking he could pull the king snake routine on Keem.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The retard got nothing on discount, he thinks when Scopely puts an offer on their front page saying "$5,000 value only for $100!!!" that he's making out like a bandit. He's easily spent over 100k, probably closer to 200k by now.

That's exactly what Phil is referring to, which TJ Gamebox always accounted for in his estimations as the minimum Phil possibly spent.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Is this the first time DSP acknowledge his wife gained weight and got fat?

His first words when she returned to the stream were that it "wasn't a pregnancy announcement", so I'd say that was the first.

Oh and this interview sucked. It was Phil's dream though---he could talk endlessly about the old days, his trolls, how happy and perfect his life is (no, really!) and spew the other lies he tells every prestream.

 

[johnkimble123]

That's exactly what Phil is referring to, which TJ Gamebox always accounted for in his estimations as the minimum Phil possibly spent.

I got $500k value for like $200k, I made out like a bandit

 

[INirvana]

Noticed Phil also saying that he can't have wings on to play games or whatever because of lolcow live?

Is Phil trying to make his own lolcow live, or take everything from keem? (Would never happen btw) Is this why he wants LTG on aswell?

There's always a bad motive with this dickhead

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

So like I thought, Phil got Wings on to leech clout like a goblin to get his wings fans to donate to him while also tryin to school him on how to be a better person like Phil who is now healthy, buff, smart, a victim and definitely not fat.

 

[neger psykolog]

Noticed Phil also saying that he can't have wings on to play games or whatever because of lolcow live?

Is Phil trying to make his own lolcow live, or take everything from keem? (Would never happen btw) Is this why he wants LTG on aswell?

There's always a bad motive with this dickhead

Phil is just making bullshit excuses up so he can do whatever he wants. Same shit as khet not having any social media and for some reason not being able to mention her until she'd moved into his goblin shack.

I hope DSP gets alogged and weened even harder based on the newest set of "revisions". Nigger.

 

[Luigi Mangione]

 

[Switch Mongo]

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The mic and his retarded O face is a good representation of phil taking ltgs bbc. A pigroach’s dream

 

[GodModule]

Imagine thinking you got a discount by paying $99.99 instead of $149.99 for in app virtual cash to buy fucking jpegs. You're a retard Phil

 

[neger psykolog]

Protip, Phil: When your guest stays like this for over two minutes of you yammering away, there's a problem. And it's not them.
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Wings looks absolutely likeable and well-adjusted compared to Phil, which is hilarious.

I am more sympathetic to wings of redemption then the pig lord

Phil's ability to almost make it worse than you were possibly expecting is truly remarkable

Well played, Wings. I was not familiar with your game.

The funny thing is since he thinks Wings is beneath him he goes into ultra pignosis mode and lies more than usual.

If Phil were a bit smarter he'd realize he's cornered the niche of the market when it comes to offering a "redemption run" to heavily alogged and mostly unliked internet personality. Seriously, the next time some faggot internet celeb has a dogfucking or dog electrocution scandal they should start pinging DSP like crazy and people will forget what the fuck the scandal was about and DSP can get that sweet donation money for his internet bill.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Well, well, well…that interview was an utter disaster for Phil and will be used to mock and torment him for months, if not years.

In the end, exactly what everyone except Phil and maybe Wings expected. Way to go, DSP!

 

[Switch Mongo]

Imagine thinking you got a discount by paying $99.99 instead of $149.99 for in app virtual cash to buy fucking jpegs. You're a retard Phil

He’s always got to come out on top. He can’t just ever outright say he fucked up unless it’s when he fuckd up in the past but he’s changed now.

 

[shekelshoah666]

The big thing with Champions is that TJ Gamebox can really only track that specific event with ranking going on at the time for spending and there is like 5-6 other banners plus tons of unrelated packs going on at the same time as the ranking events.

So whatever we think DSP spent nothing we estimate can really capture the true depth of the spending.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I couldn’t stomach the entire interview. That shit was fucking awful. This nigger did a food thing afterwards too? Kill yourself, Phil

 

[johnkimble123]

The big thing with Champions is that TJ Gamebox can really only track that specific event with ranking going on at the time for spending and there is like 5-6 other banners plus tons of unrelated packs going on at the same time as the ranking events.

So whatever we think DSP spent nothing we estimate can really capture the true depth of the spending.

Even admitting low 5 figures is retarded, no matter the length of time. Only if you're so well off that you didn't even notice how much you spent could you just excuse such a number, and we all know Phil's business has been in the toilet for the better part of the decade (he's even admitted as much).

It's basically the best retcon of why he went bankrupt out of his own mouth...

BTW, Phil forgot to mention his own lie of selling off the account. The fact that he can't remember his original excuses or still to this day makes up new ones (bank leaks is now his account was socially engineered, partially drained, he closed his account & got all the money back, which is a new lie) shows just how much he really does lie. And that he thinks he's "bulletproof" that he can say anything and get away with it.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The big thing with Champions is that TJ Gamebox can really only track that specific event with ranking going on at the time for spending and there is like 5-6 other banners plus tons of unrelated packs going on at the same time as the ranking events.

So whatever we think DSP spent nothing we estimate can really capture the true depth of the spending.

Yes, what TJ says it at least the minimum Phil has spent based on the events he sees DownFromTheRafters is on leaderboards. It wouldn't make sense for Phil to spend for events that aren't for the newest best cards, but none of this is logical. He wasted over $1k on a second account that quickly died. Phil has also admitted to playing other mobile games. It's entirely possible we're way low on what he's spent.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He must have some innate power to make any thumbnail the shittiest way possible to promote your stream.