💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Big Shot]

Up to now Icucks has only admitted to using Weed and Adderall, but I'm 100% certain he's on more serious shit, whether prescription or from the street.

His mannerisms remind me of my cousin, he was put on some ADHD medicine and went from a normal, overactive kid to a slow zombie who needed 10 seconds to form a sentence. At this point I'm fairly certain Munchie Anisa forces him to take some serious drugs on top of ~therapy~

Also credit to @TokiBun for the original idea, but thank fuck Anus and I admitted to being too broke to pay 25$ for Deltarune. I really don't want to hear snake Ian identifying with characters from the game and analyzing it with his fucked up brain

 

[Billy Bong]

I love how she's steadily co-opting his stream to make it all about herself. When she decides to jump in with some bullshit, he meekly passes her the mic.
What a wonderful woman she is. Lucky Ian

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

with the trash taste losers (one of those guys, AnimeMan, is a lolicon)

And the others are clearly faggots.

Anisa shows her contempt for Christianity by saying she's glad Good Mythical Morning stepped/are stepping away from their faith.

Unironically the most muslim thing she ever said. Still, shut the fuck up Anisa, you know nothing about the creed, you know nothing about your own creed, you have no leg to stand on it when it comes to shitting on other peoples beliefs.

 

[Leo Frank]

Bog #67



Can’t you tell how much they love each other?

It’s.. I don’t know. Anisa tries to be a pinky up movie critic over starship troopers, Anisa says she wants to be violent towards Keemstar, Ian makes Anisa walk or take the bus everywhere because she won’t renew her license (except that day he generously decided to drive her to therapy). I’m going to be honest, there’s not anything worth talking about on the casino. This was a super hard watch with very little milk. Anisa is always retarded but sometimes it’s just boring retarded. Anisa is noticeably gaining weight, Ian seems very passive aggressive towards her because he’s not hopped up on Adderall.

• starts with anisa saying “I feel like I look like maxmoefoe”
• Anisa says she got her extensions taken out and and she let her hair dry and Ian said “you look so attractive, the most attractive you’ve looked in a long time” and she said she looked in the mirror and looked like max, especially since she’s wearing her glasses! (That she doesn’t need)
• Ian says “shut uppppp” like a gay man and “that’s some delusional shit”
• Ian says that’s the same thing as people saying he looks like Anthony Fantano when he has short hair and he’s bald and has glasses on, he calls it brain dead
• Anisa asks Dane what he thinks
• Dane says he only thought she looked like max when she brought it up and she looks at Ian smugly
• Dane says it was mostly just the hair length and glasses and when she takes them off she doesn’t look like him. He asks if she’s trying to look like max
• Anisa says she got her k tips taken out because they were bothering her scalp
• Anisa says for straight men and women she needed extensions ???
• Ian apparently got mad at Dane for making jokes on his stream and anisa said Ian was being a boner killer
• They’re talking about kicking their feet with boners? Ian pretends like he’s a sexual being and says he could never kick his feet with a “I want to fuck boner”
• Anisa says her hair grows really fast!!! And the extensions were behind her ear while she was sleeping
• Anisa says she’s a big baby and cant handle anything on her body, she says it was the same as the implants - she likes them but she can’t handle them
• Anisa says she is going to try piercings again, she had to take her septum out because she was getting punched in the face
• Anisa says she feels like she looks like a stinky little boy now
• Ian complains about his hairline and how he noticed his hairline going back
• Anisa disagrees that his hairline has always been there
• Ian wants to grow out his bangs to hide it
• Dane asks if he’d be open to supplements for balding and Ian says yes, they talk about ones that make you not able to have kids and Ian said he might try it if he’s already had kids (please for the love of god never have kids)
• Anisa said just get a hair transplant
• Dane says just roll with it, he would
• Anisa says she looks forward to having grey hair
• Ian tells a story of when he saw two guys that looked 19 and he looked into the mirror and could tell he’s 35 years old and not in his 20s anymore
• Anisa’s hair dresser who’s name is Alex said there are a bunch of men in Hollywood who are getting work done and they look weird
• Anisa cites Brad Pitt and Bradley cooper
• Anisa says Ian is on crack because he doesn’t see the difference with Bradley Cooper
• Anisa keeps drilling home how creepy he looks and Ian seems apathetic about it
• Anisa is saying Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone and Taylor Swift are getting work done but you can’t tell (omg who the fuck cares)
• Anisa says it’s so crazy people want to hide their age!!! (She’s probably just mad because she wants to get surgery bc she’s starting to look older and it bothers her)
• Anisa is talking about Kris Jenner getting procedures and how she looks just like Kim now
• Anisa said she knows LOTS of women in the industry who get multiple procedures at a time and it heals really well
• Ian says he doesn’t like it
• Anisa says denims follows a page where when a woman gets one grey hair they just dye their whole hair grey (don’t see how this is relevant besides name dropping)
• Anisa says Fiona is on on anti anxiety meds for the day because she had chemo
• Anisa is reviewing chronicle
• She’s talking about how it’s a movie with idiots with guns going around killing each other?
• Anisa just takes off her unnecessary glasses randomly 26 mins in
• Anisa said someone insulted Ian on Reddit and said he lost his sigma credit and she really liked that
• Ian and Anisa said if they added another 30 minutes to the film they should have made the main character a groyper
• Dane said the movie was realistic because in downtown Seattle there are people just randomly screaming in the middle of the night
• Anisa didn’t even realize the movie took place in Seattle until she started recognizing stuff
• Anisa says she got her first role in a play in Jr high by doing a monologue from 10 things I hate about you and she’d never even seen the movie!! (add actress to the list of accomplishments)
• Somehow she finds a way to complain about commentary YouTubers fake debunking chronicle
• Storm troopers review (I really don’t care, this is so boring)
• Anisa says her basement is very 70s and there’s a lot of room
• Anisa says the movie is so progressive and conservatives would be mad if it came out today because there was a female QB, black women in the military and a woman almost won a fight against a man
• Anisa says Pete Hegseth says no fatties, no beards, no long hair, no women
• Blah blah blah fascism
• Anisa keeps saying conservatives would be mad about different things in the movie
• Blah blah propaganda omggg
• Anisa is talking about sexualization, conquering (holy shit this is pain)
• Anisa leaves to check on Fiona, Ian says she is calorie deficient since chemo
• Anti AI rant (nothing interesting)
• Anisa is upset about bots on Reddit now that upvote shit
• Dane is saying that open AI is being used by bots? (Chill guys, Ian loves AI. His new logo is AI made)
• Anisa says the good news is that Twitter is stopping the monetization program (idk if this is true but if it is she’s just happy because she tried to get monetized on Twitter and couldn’t because she was a retard and put her OF link in her bio and had her account marked as sensitive content)
• Anisa says she loves any war commentary movies
• Anisa said Neil Patrick Harris made a cake of Amy Winehouse right after she died and he’s a creepy guy
• The only semi funny thing Ian has said in seven years was calling Dean Norris “minerals Marie” while watching the movie (Walt’s brother in law in breaking bad) and anisa getting mad because she didn’t understand the reference and he wouldn’t explain it. He was still cackling about it
• Anisa says she hates that when you’re talking about American politics it sounds like a “fuck stupid film”
• Anisa says “speaking of fascism the Twitter account of homeland security tweeted out something about remigrate”
• Anisa says a Republican congressman had a Nazi American flag in the background, Ian sounds annoyed and corrects her saying no, it was some right wing chucklehead
• Anisa thought there was seriously a dicks out for harambe party that Ian missed and Keemstar was at. Ian fucks with her describing what would happen at the party (it’s not funny but Anisa falls for it and he has to explain it’s all a joke)
• Anisa asks if Ian has ever been in the same room as Keemstar and Ian says “hell no” and Anisa said she had to make sure because she’d need to purify her home
• Dane said if you ever met Keemstar he’d be nice because he’s snakey
• Anisa says she won’t say what she would do to Keem for legal reasons but leave it up to your imagination (WOAH, I thought you all hated violence and you just lost your mind over a private text sent over a year ago that you interpreted as violent?!?)
• 0:43
• Anisa gives the movie a 9 because it has a lot of full metal jacket references
• Anisa loves it for the parody of war and fascism
• Anisa has to leave for therapy
• She has to walk or take the bus everywhere because she hasn’t renewed her Canadian license and it takes her like an hour to walk to therapy so today Ian is driving her! (holy shit they are poor and lazy. They’ve been in Canada since June. What is going on here? She can’t even afford an uber? This bitch is riding the bus and walking most the time and sometimes Ian will drive her places?)
• 0:33
• This week Ian is publishing two podcasts

 

[James Brown]

Ian makes Anisa walk or take the bus everywhere because she won’t renew her license (except that day he generously decided to drive her to therapy).

This bitch is literally a NEET mini-mod that can't drive lol.

• Anisa says she got her extensions taken out and and she let her hair dry and Ian said “you look so attractive, the most attractive you’ve looked in a long time” and she said she looked in the mirror and looked like max, especially since she’s wearing her glasses! (That she doesn’t need)
• Ian says “shut uppppp” like a gay man and “that’s some delusional shit"

>husband calls you attractive
>talk about looking like his male ex-friend for 10 minutes
she is so fucking weird lol, it is like permanegging. very witch brained of her to indirectly talk about max for 10 minutes after the recent "str8 white male" shit stirring too.

I cant believe they're pumping that dog with anxiety meds on top of the chemo knowing it has like only a year of living left. Its all so mundane and dumb, but they literally cannot do a single thing right in their lives. They are operating at the same level as /r9k/cels, down to only interacting with weird troons in flyover states. I need to know what sick and twisted shit they do as an outlet for the abject failure and isolation.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

• She has to walk or take the bus everywhere because she hasn’t renewed her Canadian license and it takes her like an hour to walk to therapy so today Ian is driving her! (holy shit they are poor and lazy. They’ve been in Canada since June. What is going on here? She can’t even afford an uber? This bitch is riding the bus and walking most the time and sometimes Ian will drive her places?)

This is going to go great once winter arrives and it's -10 degrees and snowy out every day for months.

 

[Heinrich Maneuver]

starts with anisa saying “I feel like I look like maxmoefoe”

Is she going to start skinwalking max?? I thought he was a homophobic straight aussie male??
Between this and the possible Idubbbz jabs in the Grog videos (and Cold Ones allegedly being aware of Kino Casino) I feel a Max/Chad content cop brewing...

 

[Piss Jugman]

I love how she's steadily co-opting his stream to make it all about herself. When she decides to jump in with some bullshit, he meekly passes her the mic.

She wants more than anything to stream because it will provide the on-demand attention she wants so much, but she's too self conscious about her looks to actually do it. That's why she has to hide just off-screen like a faggot, she wants all of the benefits without actually sticking her neck out.

Anisa, we already know you're busted and fat, you're only gonna get more piggish, just bite the bullet and turn on the webcam, it's nothing we haven't seen before.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Can someone please mail Ian a fucking thesaurus. Assuming he can read it and knows what it is of course

Hes to retarded to read a book. Turning the pages is too big a challenge.

 

[Jeh0va]

man dat pussy must be poppin if that nigga is willing to put up with this sheit.

 

[Chongqing]

Hes to retarded to read a book. Turning the pages is too big a challenge.

He would get papercuts.

 

[Trans Randy]

He would get papercuts.

And somehow manage to die from them.

 

[Piss Jugman]

And somehow manage to die from them.

Given his hygiene (or lack thereof) I could legit see him being the first person to get gangrene from a paper cut

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

starts with anisa saying “I feel like I look like maxmoefoe”

She wishes. Max is pretty and more feminine in looks (mogging all of troondom with his crossdressing stuff he just did for a laugh) than Anisa could ever hope for.

Anisa said someone insulted Ian on Reddit and said he lost his sigma credit and she really liked that

She says really odd shit.

Anisa says the movie is so progressive and conservatives would be mad if it came out today because there was a female QB, black women in the military and a woman almost won a fight against a man

Look, i knew her take would be retarded but this is next level, once again. It's so convolutedly retarded that i can only say that i am sure no one else who has watched this movie, ever, had this same, mongoloided thought process. Amazing.

Anisa gives the movie a 9 because it has a lot of full metal jacket references

Fair enough score Been a while since i've watched it, are there even any FMJ references in it whatsoever?

 

[TokiBun]

This is going to go great once winter arrives and it's -10 degrees and snowy out every day for months.

I was going to joke about Ian becoming Jack Torrence but the Jack in the book is a sympathetic character struggling and losing a battle with his alcohol addiction. Ian is not nearly as sympathetic so I guess he can be the movie version but then that would be an insult to Jack Nicholson as an actor.

Anisa, we already know you're busted and fat, you're only gonna get more piggish, just bite the bullet and turn on the webcam, it's nothing we haven't seen before.

Maybe that expensive vtuber avatar someone joked about is about to become a reality oh god.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Anisa gives the movie a 9 because it has a lot of full metal jacket references

Another movie, together with its themes, that probably flew over their heads. Or they watched some essay made by some commie faggot on YouTube that told them what to think of it.

Anisa loves it for the parody of war and fascism

Which the movie failed to do. Most people watch the movie and think of the Federation as something to be admired (an egalitarian, meritocratic and democratic society) and that the war against the bugs is cool and righteous (they bombed a city, killing millions). Verhoeven failed completely at his intent on mocking fascism and militarism, that fag did not even attempt exploring the themes of the book.

What is going on here? She can’t even afford an uber? This bitch is riding the bus and walking most the time and sometimes Ian will drive her places?

THEY'RE DIRT POOR, THEY ARE AS POOR AS ETHAN RALPH.

But in all seriousness, but why Ian, who works from home and has a valid license, can't drive his wife somewhere? 1 hour walking is just a few minutes in a car.

They can't afford the gas? Is the car breaking down? Is just bullshit and Ian does drives her when she needs to?

 

[nestGorilla]

After a couple weeks of break from Jomha content I watched another one of their streams in the background, and must say my disgust for them is apparently not rooted in some momentum based bandwagon, but due to the very core of their characters and the appropriated philosophies they decorate themselves with as if they're some sort of shitty tattoo on the wall of an LA studio. Skinwalking must be like a contagious virus to a weak mind like Ians, he was a conservative because fox news told him to as a child, now he's whatever Anisa told him to be; he is lucky that scientology didn't approach him before max did, or else he would be an ot8 devout worshiper of xenu instead of a has been youtuber. He's even incapable of doing the 'white hasan' shtick where you weaponize an existing audience by feeeding them flawed propaganda without any interest in development of any true argument for your side but merely focus on the mobilization of useful idiots for your cause. he actually believes the propaganda instead of recognizing the simple tribalist mechanism it provides for the political philosophy. i mean its retarded either way but its like a very simple basic proven model and he can't even replicate it. Ironicly being competent in the mobilization of useful idiots for your cause would be more of a stoic virtue since it involves overcoming the ego of being right and making a smart argument for the 'right' side for a higher chance of victory of what you think is the moral side anyway; for Ian the right side is just another cosmetic skin that is to be used as decorative prop like hasans dog. This is what he's capable of. this is the maximum depth of what his tiny brain is able to produce. this is it, Ian is a has been clown that had his 15 minutes of fame and he is no longer popular because he has nothing of value to offer to anybody except of beeing a laughing stock to the hators. it is very apparent that online attention gives people the illusion of providing some sort of value to society and that the adoration they recieve warps their world view as if having/keeping that is any form of indicator on the validity of their life, but truth is they are a bunch of clowns dancing in the circus. the sooner he can accept reality the sooner he has a chance to redemption.
*spitting noises*

 

[MIU]

His mannerisms remind me of my cousin, he was put on some ADHD medicine and went from a normal, overactive kid to a slow zombie who needed 10 seconds to form a sentence. At this point I'm fairly certain Munchie Anisa forces him to take some serious drugs on top of ~therapy~

I genuinely think that medication is worse for any ADHD or autistic child than just leaving them unmedicated. You can discipline a lot of the negative traits out of them, medication will never do that. I mean, considering that even Chris Chan was on medication should definitely indicate just how bad that can be for a child.

It used to be, before autism was commonly diagnosed, that a child with autism would just be told "stop being a retard, retard" and had to deal with life head on. Now they're coddled, doped up on meds and socially isolated from the rest of the world in the form of special education. That's how you get Chris Chan.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Which the movie failed to do. Most people watch the movie and think of the Federation as something to be admired (an egalitarian, meritocratic and democratic society) and that the war against the bugs is cool and righteous (they bombed a city, killing millions). Verhoeven failed completely at his intent on mocking fascism and militarism, that fag did not even attempt exploring the themes of the book.

The movie wasn't even Starship Troopers in the first place as it was a film called Bug War and then had the Starship Troopers name slapped on. Arguably the biggest injustice to its name.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

I genuinely think that medication is worse for any ADHD or autistic child than just leaving them unmedicated

Mainly because you're pretty much turning a child into a hard drug user. I don't care if Adderal is pharma-grade, Speed is Speed. I know that stuff works for ADD but i don't even want to know what these hard chemicals do to developing brains, it is completely irresponsible.