💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

Jamaloween fast approaches...
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Oh,so you hate black people? All you whyfolks the same hate to see a brotha carved on a pumpkin.
Bro no. Bro what are you doing. Bro. No. Bruh. No. I respect the hussle but brah.

Ok. First off, your letters are too thick. (Your pumpkin is too but that's a different issue.) The letters just look like blobs. That other poster right, its nearly impossible to read.
With LED lights being "a thing" you don't need to cut all the way through the pumpkin now. Just cut into the pumpkin rind about half way in, maybe 3/4ths. If its not brigth enough drop another LED light. Shit, drop in a dozen.
Anyway, not needing to cut all the way through the rind means you don't need to worry about having your letters resist gravity as they'll be held by the intact rind. In fact, you might want to use some fixant (read: hairspray) to seal off your carving area to resist mold and dessication making it look like ass. This means your B doesn't need to keep the inner loops connected.
Again, good instincts but your execution needs work.

Anyway, you need to learn that rind reduction technique or your Jamal will likewise look like dookie. Going part of the way in is how you get the shade effect instead of hard contrast B/W noir comic.
 
I had to look up and see if this is the guy who was raped by Mecha Hitler and it was!

You have to be a special kind of retard to not realize that you can just log off and go touch grass for a while, but it do be like that, Mr. Stancil.
 
In fact, you might want to use some fixant (read: hairspray)
Marketing people are smart enough to put French on the spraycan and not refer to it as fixant lmao. About the only thing they're effective at and that's because it's SOP so simple that fresh marketing retards can feel clever replicating the genius of their betters.
 
Will's being bullied for being a humorless faggot prone to histrionics; further gay, humorless histrionics only reinforce the bullying. He can only disarm the bullies by having a sense of humor. "LOL, this cartoon is funny" would have done more to stop this than shrieking that a cartoon making fun of him is a national crisis.
He has actually tried "That's a good one!" several times. However, the chuds are relentless and innumerable.
 
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