💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

while libshits see them as objects to be displayed. To be positioned in a field, as it were, to harvest clout so that they can go super saiyan with how much of a Good White Person™ they are.
I'll never not get a kick out of libshit Breadtuber wokescold Lindsay Ellis openly talking about her family's history of being active klan members, and how her grandfather's klan actually did good for his local community/only ran folks out of town who deserved it. (I'm serious - she actually said this on her Musicsplain' podcast. If anything, I'm downplaying Lindsay's Ku Klux Klan glazing.) Despite what libshits claim, only a very small percentage of white Americans have genuine klan member (as well as slave owner) ancestry. Yet here's an influential white liberal (one who calls all Republicans racists) waxing poetically about her klan roots 😵‍💫
 
He was arguing with Grok the other day

He just doesn't give up. There's something almost touching about it. See him here trying to use leftist social-shaming techniques on a fucking robot:

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It's like watching a medieval peasant try to interact with an internal combustion engine. Where are the invisible animals pulling this strange machine? Why don't they respond to my verbal commands? Why are none of the ancient spells working?
 
He just doesn't give up. There's something almost touching about it. See him here trying to use leftist social-shaming techniques on a fucking robot:

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It's like watching a medieval peasant try to interact with an internal combustion engine. Where are the invisible animals pulling this strange machine? Why don't they respond to my verbal commands? Why are none of the ancient spells working?

To put it in terms somebody with a College Degree in Black People would understand: it’s like John Henry competing against the steam-powered drill but everybody’s rooting for the drill because of how annoying and gay John Henry is. Also the drill rapes John Henry
 
It's like watching a medieval peasant try to interact with an internal combustion engine. Where are the invisible animals pulling this strange machine? Why don't they respond to my verbal commands? Why are none of the ancient spells working?
Hear me out - what if Will thinks Grok is one of those fake AI's that's made up from a bunch of jeets paid a dollar an hour in a building somewhere in India?

Like this Freedomtoon:

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I'll never not get a kick out of libshit Breadtuber wokescold Lindsay Ellis openly talking about her family's history of being active klan members, and how her grandfather's klan actually did good for his local community/only ran folks out of town who deserved it. (I'm serious - she actually said this on her Musicsplain' podcast. If anything, I'm downplaying Lindsay's Ku Klux Klan glazing.) Despite what libshits claim, only a very small percentage of white Americans have genuine klan member (as well as slave owner) ancestry. Yet here's an influential white liberal (one who calls all Republicans racists) waxing poetically about her klan roots 😵‍💫
Wait this almost sounds like you're saying libs are all selfserving hypocrites that will say and defend anything if they're the ones doing it and it only bad and wrong in the specific circumstances (and people) they decide it is??? That can't be right
 
I just don't get it. How does he live? Eat? Pay rent? Pay off the loans? Does he just mooch off his parents or something? He claims to be in touch with the working class, he claims to be a part of "Do Something Twitter," so what does he fucking do?

He must at least have some sort of job, right? A fast food gig, maybe? Retail? Something he just doesn't put on his resume because Twitter would make fun of him for it?

I think for a while he got some kind of salary for being a research fellow for the University. He also has published some opinion pieces for the Atlantic... Presumably he was paid for these (they're boring don't waste your time - more shit about how you should love niggers fucking up your neighborhood). But I haven't seen him write anywhere recently or get any research papers published in years. He was last published in the Atlantic in 2021. No research papers (such as they were) since 2023.

But I've come to the conclusion that he gets some kind of allowance from his mother. There is no other explanation that makes sense. He's online seemingly at all times of the day in a way no working person is able to be.
 
This entire thread feels like a rare Kiwi Hat Trick: someone does something genuinely funny entirely on their own volition, we get to enjoy it, and no one got hurt in the process, so we don't even have to feel bad about laughing.
 
I had seen HowlingMutant troll Stancil for awhile, just an easily baited shitlib, but between Mechahitler’s unhinged rape fantasies and his meltdown over his new show, this lolcow has brought me so much joy. It’s even better because there is nothing tragic about Stancil (aside from a wasted life) that might make you feel bad for him.
 
This entire thread feels like a rare Kiwi Hat Trick: someone does something genuinely funny entirely on their own volition, we get to enjoy it, and no one got hurt in the process, so we don't even have to feel bad about laughing.
I mean, kinda?

Will Stancil is still a mechahitler rape victim 😥
 
Holy shit, I've never been so happy to be a thread tourist. This is the most I've laughed at a cow in years. This is the internet I remember, the internet where just repeating one innocent phrase is enough to drive a man to schizophrenic paranoia.
 
I just don't get it. How does he live? Eat? Pay rent? Pay off the loans? Does he just mooch off his parents or something? He claims to be in touch with the working class, he claims to be a part of "Do Something Twitter," so what does he fucking do?
Bank of mommy and daddy. It sort of make sense why Will spent weeks claiming that food cost inflation wasn't a real thing.

Like how the fuck does he know what groceries costs when his mom does his shopping for him.

A fellowship grant doesn't last forever (and it frankly doesn't pay that much at all). I personally think the entire reason he ran for political office is his parents threatened to cut him off unless he finally got a paying job.

I suspect the entire reason why Will farms social media engagement obsessively is he thinks it will lead to a regular guest talking head gig on cable news, not realizing that MSNBC, CNN, and Fox News don't actually pay those people.
 
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