💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[PyrrhicRustle]

Melton said Nick sent him this (#unbothered). It looks much more like Rekieta than Aaron to me.

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Imagine willingly letting Dorkbert cum inside your wife and leave you to cry about it for years after.

Couldn’t be me.

 

[TexOffender]

Did Nick have sex with Camelot?

Most we know is that they shared a room at a Vegas meetup. Very likely they at least saw each others dicks.

 

[Soapmore]

Most we know is that they shared a room at a Vegas meetup. Very likely they at least saw each others dicks.

So me and Camelot are in the hotel room in Vegas and we're coked out of our skulls, and he's got me handcuffed to the bed on my hands and knees with an apple in my mouth like a roast pig and I look back over my shoulder and he's like this rubbing something oily on my -- THREADBANNED

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Most we know is that they shared a room at a Vegas meetup. Very likely they at least saw each others dicks.
Camelot played Rekieta's favorite song ("Don't Stop Believin" by Journey) to him on the suite's piano and they french kissed. According to Camelot.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

If he double-wins this time, he will likely accidentally set himself on fire or drown in a washing machine or break some random Minnesota law that will lead to a five-year new sentence.

I vote "slips in a puddle of GOO, defies gravity, and accidentally amputates his dick in a ceiling fan".

I saw him and I saw that white belt & show combination & immediately had a 1980s flashback to Herb Tarlek from the TV show WKRP in Cincinnati.

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How could his wife let Nick out of the house with that white belt and shoe combination? Nick looks like the caricature of the sleazy, dorky, culturally out of touch middle aged sales guy.

Nick: Baby, you and me were never meant to be,
Maybe think of me once in a while. *flutters lashes at Aaron*

I wonder just what the hell he hit.

Middle age. HARD.

 

[Sloppa]

Unrested steak with garlic, mushroom and rosemary slop.

This annoys me too. He cut the meat too early, so it will be cool in the middle and the flavour escapes onto his cutting board, he burned the garlic (so it was bitter), his mushrooms were added at the worst possible time (so they would be rubbery and bland). He seemed quite alert and active too, which is alarming.

I think nick has a new cognitive impairment, from huffing nitrousoxide, or starving himself or some stress induced disorder. I can't give a timestamp or quote, but something about him is "off", like during that cooking video I had alarm-bells going off in my head, I had to pause and think why am I skeeved out, then it hit me: when I did home help for people with dementia and early onset alzheimers, something about the way Nick Rekieta held a utensil reminded me of someone who was 95/100, but the next week they would be 80/100, a year later they would be in a wheelchair and need assistance using the toilet.

I think the Nick Rekieta of the time of Trump's election would be mortified, meeting the modern Nick Rekieta. I don't think today's Nick Rekieta can read a book or remember a phone number or plan beyond 14 days. I think Nick Rekieta's family are quietly making plans for him, finding a good divorce lawyer, investing extra time with his younger children. Finding a little apartment to house him, when the media circus dies down, for him to drink himself to death in.

 

[AnOminous]

"and made her cum"

"Something I never did."

 

[Soapmore]

Could be. Would be pretty funny in its own way, since that would mean he's been driving it around like that for almost 3 years at this point.

He doesn't pay traffic tickets. I wonder if he's paying insurance at this point.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Every opposition to a continuance demands that without the Imholte Impaler, he will wither and die.

A rare moment of honesty from Nick.

this man was once a Lawyer I don't understand how he's so bad at this.

We now know that his legal experience is almost nonexistent.

They were planning a steamy hatefuck in the men's room, but Nick forgot his Rugiet.

Why would a bottom need dick pills?

These people think landlines are a weird thing for people to have?

It's not that surprising when you think about it.
Mobile phones have become so ubiquitous it's natural for people to look at their home phones and ask "why even bother?"

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

What the fuck? Only Nick wants to dress as a complete faggot from the nineties.

 

[Soapmore]

I saw him and I saw that white belt & show combination & immediately had a 1980s flashback to Herb Tarlek from the TV show WKRP in Cincinnati.

How could his wife let Nick out of the house with that white belt and shoe combination? Nick looks like the caricature of the sleazy, dorky, culturally out of touch middle aged sales guy.

I'm seeing some weak Buckaroo Banzai era vibes...

...which makes me want to like Nick's style, but he's only wearing one belt. Total fail.

 

[Pentamidine]

Mama K says Nick moved his car next to Aaron's after lunch.

It's nuts because it's not only incredibly petty, but it's very obvious stalker behavior.



From Scarebro on Twitter - what the fuck is going on with Nick's toes?

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick returns to twitter to seethe about Aaron again by posting his fan art:

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1981874764458422709

https://archive.li/yFUQt

 

[Boss Bass]

Suffah, dabblers!
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“Lost wages”

 

[Strix454]

From Scarebro on Twitter - what the fuck is going on with Nick's toes?

Its one of the various effects of heavy Nitrous Oxide abuse. He is also accomplishing the same vitamin B12 as he formerly did through alcoholism via whippets leading to even more brain rot.

But as he could probably tell you he is doing great. Just great. Chicks dig him and doctors can't believe how healthy he is.

 

[Vect]

Wow it's full 90s kitsch. He's even got the Jerry Seinfeld sneakers. I don't like Aaron's ensemble either but at least he looks to be somewhat relaxed in that photo and wearing something a bit more respectable, though it looks like a hasty rental.

Why would a bottom need dick pills?

I know you're responding to a joke/hypothesis, but dick pills (Viagra, etc) affect a range of nerves and functions including around the rear. I'm sure you don't care for details.

but it's very obvious stalker behavior

Maybe, but only if he think Aaron is afraid of him physically. Which would be a curious decision considering Nick is built like a toothbrush and Aaron has (allegedly) already threatened him with a baseball bat. It would be quite the escalation if Nick felt comfortable actually trying to intimidate him, even with only his vehicle.

 

[Terror_Mouse]

Maybe, but only if he think Aaron is afraid of him physically. Which would be a curious decision considering Nick is built like a toothbrush and Aaron has (allegedly) already threatened him with a baseball bat. It would be quite the escalation if Nick felt comfortable actually trying to intimidate him, even with only his vehicle.

Ah, but did you remember to factor in Nick Rekieta is an idiot.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Mama K says Nick moved his car next to Aaron's after lunch.

It's nuts because it's not only incredibly petty, but it's very obvious stalker behavior.

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From Scarebro on Twitter - what the fuck is going on with Nick's toes?

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Over time, Rekieta's circulatory system became less consensual.
We are crippled by viewing neuropathy through the Myopia of Healthy Circulation.

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

Mama K says Nick moved his car next to Aaron's after lunch.

It's nuts because it's not only incredibly petty, but it's very obvious stalker behavior.

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From Scarebro on Twitter - what the fuck is going on with Nick's toes?

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it looks like nail polish to me, he's a queer

 

[Pentamidine]

Another from Mama K. Caption is: "Seethe,you say?"