💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[a terminal posture]

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Jack for reason uploaded a JotG on Monday, but he has taken it down. Did anyone manage to grab it?

He re-uploaded it on the usual JotG day. Did he somehow forget JotG is on Wednesdays? Also, why was there a random fast food review last week in between pizza wars?

 

[the khat quaffer]

Granted, Jack was a fat fuck with terminal food insecurity issues before he started posting images of his gaping cock holster everywhere

FTFY

I would prefer for her not to have a negro lover, but it doesn’t come from racist thinking.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=O07-IEEYavsHe re-uploaded it on the usual JotG day. Did he somehow forget JotG is on Wednesdays? Also, why was there a random fast food review last in in between pizza wars?

0:50 "sponsurr of beetza warz tour" I'd pay money to keep company's name out of this sentient ball of crisco's mouth
1:22 "gee-or-....danos. junior danos." authentic dago guinea wop can't pronounce Giordanos; also, Tammzy turning the page for him
3:03 classic xenomorph maw widening why are you so disgusting Jack
4:13 Jack, filming Tammy with J. Traynor
4:35 "just kill me now."
4:56 eating pizza with a fucking fork
5:36 "there's only 14 inches of cheese on there" as opposed to the usual 1400, Jacko?

Gurgles looks and sounds really bad in this one. No detailed analysis breakdown in the description. Cannot updoot.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

FTFY


https://youtube.com/watch?v=dbbCihtFxo0:201

0:50 "sponsurr of beetza warz tour" I'd pay money to keep company's name out of this sentient ball of crisco's mouth
1:22 "gee-or-....danos. junior danos." authentic dago guinea wop can't pronounce Giordanos; also, Tammzy turning the page for him
3:03 classic xenomorph maw widening why are you so disgusting Jack
4:13 Jack, filming Tammy with J. Traynor
4:35 "just kill me now."
4:56 eating pizza with a fucking fork
5:36 "there's only 14 inches of cheese on there" as opposed to the usual 1400, Jacko?

Gurgles looks and sounds really bad in this one. No detailed analysis breakdown in the description. Cannot updoot.

Day 42 of the 3 day carbo-loading intervention into Chiraq…..

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

No Jagoff feed on Twitter the last few days. Did Fat Faggot get boys club'd from X??
Get you tee shirts

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I am dying at how this man likes to just double down



"Sugar is poison"

 

[AnOminous]

0:50 "sponsurr of beetza warz tour" I'd pay money to keep company's name out of this sentient ball of crisco's mouth

"got gidney stones cause duh wadder wuz so hod"

 

[Dead Air]

I am dying at how this man likes to just double down

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"Sugar is poison"

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The seasonings he tries to drown everything in are like 50% sugar.

 

[the khat quaffer]

No Jagoff feed on Twitter the last few days. Did Fat Faggot get boys club'd from X??
Get you tee shirts

You just know he'd keep wearing his twitter hat

 

[Super Hans v2]

No Jagoff feed on Twitter the last few days. Did Fat Faggot get boys club'd from X??
Get you tee shirts

https://nitter.net/jakatak4

Looks alive to me, unfortunately. At least we have a KSlop/Technically Not Porn potential thing in the works.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

https://nitter.net/jakatak4

Looks alive to me, unfortunately. At least we have a KSlop/Technically Not Porn potential thing in the works.

So ... I see now that Fat Faggot boys club'd ME for asking a reasonable question on this post a few days ago:

My question, "How exactly should we all 'Get ready' for this before you post it? Just curious."

Thin skinned bitch ... oh how it infuriates me when a 'Get ready' is attached to anything Jagoff has posted over the years. And he's done so, ad nauseam.

I really hate this fat retarded prick

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

So ... I see now that Fat Faggot boys club'd ME for asking a reasonable question on this post a few days ago:
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My question, "How exactly should we all 'Get ready' for this before you post it? Just curious."

Thin skinned bitch ... oh how it infuriates me when a 'Get ready' is attached to anything Jagoff has posted over the years. And he's done so, ad nauseam.

I really hate this fat retarded prick

Is Jack Jr going to be "cooking" chicken wings? That sounds horrifying

 

[the khat quaffer]

So ... I see now that Fat Faggot boys club'd ME for asking a reasonable question on this post a few days ago:
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My question, "How exactly should we all 'Get ready' for this before you post it? Just curious."

He obviously meant get your barf bag(s) ready

Is Jack Jr going to be "cooking" chicken wings? That sounds horrifying

Tammy: "Is this the ER?...Yeah, it's me again. Yeeeah we're cooking chicken again."

 

[Adamska]

Is Jack Jr going to be "cooking" chicken wings? That sounds horrifying

Jr is a better cook than his dad. Like not by much, but he actually does explain things better and he tends to fuck up less.

The problem is this is just an excuse to do full turkey wings likely douched in some stupid rub again. He's done monster wings before, like to the point he has a playlist for cramming down turkey wings down his gullet, and that just means he gets improperly prepared turkey wings as a replacement since "more meat = more gud" to this fucktard's brain.

Jack's obsession with this stupid fucking cut is just something I never understood, since my fat logic with wings are they're a pain in the ass to eat compared to a thigh, and were overpriced for years to boot.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Jack's obsession with this stupid fucking cut is just something I never understood, since my fat logic with wings are they're a pain in the ass to eat compared to a thigh, and were overpriced for years to boot.

Jack's not a complex man. It's just that like his beloved gizzards and turkey necks, wings were poor people food (aka the scraps his cunt mom would give him specifically), and since the last time Jack was happy was probably when he was four, it's a futile attempt to get some hint of the Good Old Days.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Is Jack Jr going to be "cooking" chicken wings? That sounds horrifying

Wigger wings

 

[Charlie Delicious]

not AI

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

JACK JR'S MONSTER WINGS - FOOTBALL FINGER FOOD

8:56

Stay for the end when Jack cross-contaminates his own face.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Jack dumps copious amounts of baking soda on his wings. As usual it seems Jack doesn't know why, because he also dumps it on the skinless chicken breasts.

Phut bakin soadah on wing becaws dey say good

 

[the khat quaffer]

not AI
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Oh no...he ate baby Atreyu!

Spoiler: total dent head

 

[Super Hans v2]

JACK JR'S MONSTER WINGS - FOOTBALL FINGER FOOD

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FUb4VkL1-eY
JACK JR'S MONSTER WINGS - FOOTBALL FINGER FOOD [FUb4VkL1-eY].mp4

Stay for the end when Jack cross-contaminates his own face.

Where is Jr at now that his workplace 1) has a cafeteria that is apparently more like a full service restaurant, 2) would hire somebody with Jr's... skills..., and 3) let's random dumbfucks in? I'm having trouble coming up with an answer that isn't him being a busboy.